Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

Spork- who?

[QUOTE=Malumbre;18856492]I never cared in the first place and if it weren't for this continuing thread, I would already have forgotten about him.[/QUOTE] Yeah, this. It's going to be locked in a few pages so everything's going to end after that.

I'd be proud to have his title.

what is the longest thread on facepunch? are we anywhere close?

[QUOTE=Kymandu;18858855]what is the longest thread on facepunch? are we anywhere close?[/QUOTE] Yes. It closes at 2000 posts

So there is an auto close feature? That's pretty handy.

ITT: Nerd rage to the extreme

I read like the first 10 pages then gave up, it will take time but I will do it. Many laughs in this thread due to. abovepost

I just hope Spork can sometime somehow look at this and just laugh at himself, he doesn't seem to be able to..

haha this is great

Well this certainly was entertaining.

The inanity of statements is starting to get out of hand,

Good times in Facepunch High.

This was a good laugh, but nowhere near as funny as the SGT. Cyanide thread......way to go Hezzy...

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18850143]I'd betray a friend just to [I]not [/I]have the gold member forum.[/QUOTE] Wow, I get gold member'd less than an hour after posting this. What are the odds?

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18854810]Well, we're all human, humans might laugh by instinct, and amongst their peers because it may seem fit. But, we all take time after wards to analyze what we've done. And what FP has done, is, humiliated and laughed at a man who has done nothing wrong. He made a silly remark about a DVD Rewinder? So fucking what? We've all spilled idiocy on these forums time and time again, no matter how respected we might be now. I will never consider Spork to be an idiot, facist, moron, or a terrible mod. Humans have emotions, and Spork's emotions got the best of him. It happens to us all, but, as for it being something to laugh about? No.[/QUOTE] Spork didn't get demodded because he made an idiotic statement on DVD rewinders. The title was merely a joke from Hezzy. The real tip of the ice burg is the way Spork reacted and is still acting now. Instead of being a normal human being and realizing his mistake, he screamed bloody murderer, vandalism, and dictatorship. This on top of the fact that his performance as a moderator was sub-par at best, and he was suffering from illusions of grandeur, stating things such as: "Facepunch is a shit hole and if I can become second in command, I will clean it up." He literally used a WWII analogy, but stated he was the Axis, and sympathized with Nazi's. He complained that he got no bonus for giving away a large amount of gifts. Does all this justify the mockery Hezzy made of him? Perhaps not, but don't try to act like this was some silly thing everyone on FP does at one point or another. Spork overreacted, slung insults left and right at Garry, Hezzy, and all of Facepunch in general. The fact that you say you don't believe he is a facist is odd considering that wasn't even slander brought on by Hezzy, he literally said he was himself, multiple times in this thread. People have linked multiple examples of his poor mod decisions, as linked multiple times in this thread. As for idiot, he may not be one but his actions where highly idiotic, and had no reasoning or sane thought to them at all. It's perfectly fine siding with Spork, but to blatantly ignore everything that has happened won't work for an argument. Now whether this is due to ignorance or the fact that 45 pages takes hours to sift through, I don't know. But the "high road" you are taking may be noble but it lacks the proper intel. Now, as for rapperkid, I find his admittance to having a punching bag friend that he cares so little about, he kissed his girlfriend right in front of him more offensive than his betrayal of Spork. Everyone can betray someone on the internet but being a complete douche and betraying someone you hang out with and call friend is where it counts. I also loved that he tried to justify it by saying she was completely infatuated with him. I can only hope you are as young and immature as your actions suggest, so there may be time for you to become someone with half a brain and some common sense. And trust me, the only reason he doesn't stop hanging out with you is because he has low self-esteem thanks to actions from people like you, and doesn't think he can make other friends. I hope that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, being a factor in crushing a kid's dignity and self-esteem.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18830264]I always knew he was an ass but now we can post it without getting banned by him.[/QUOTE] THIS ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES. Spork was a fucking ass of a moderator. The people posting on the forums were afraid to say anything about him in fear of getting banned. I am fucking glad his reign is over. Ban his ass from Facepunch please, fucking guy doesn't deserve to be here at all. But not until he gets trolled so hard he An Hero's or something.

Man, thank god that poor excuse of a mod that is Spork got demodded. That guy was practically the definition of a douchebag. I'm amazed he didn't get perma banned yet. Also, reading this thread and watching Spork spaz out like a 10 year old \b\ troll while every Facepunch member and mod is completely destroying him is pure comedy gold. Yet another reason I love Facepunch. I'm amazed he didn't get perma banned yet. Ah well, more comedy gold :v:

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18854675]The fact that you could just sell someone out for praise [b]on the internet[/b] is just sick and wrong. Taking the moral high ground here, I'm truly convinced, if a person has such little emotion as to do what you did, just to gain [b]SO LITTLE[/b], then, he must not be a [b]very good person out side of the internet[/b] either. I'm absolutely positive, you truly do not deserve the air you breathe. [b]and to think I disliked you enough before...[/b][/QUOTE] 1. He was fun to talk to but it's a friend on the internet. They come and go. 2. I've been here for four years. Gold member was special. I earned it. 3. The internet is actually my vent. In real life I'm nothing but a nice guy. 4. I don't know who you are and I want to doubt you know who I am. One person disliking me really destroys my character.

After reading through all 45 pages of this thread, learning a fuckload about facepunch, I have to say, this is hilarious as hell.

it bothered me how many times he said the word axis

[QUOTE=FlakAttack;18865065]THIS ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES. Spork was a fucking ass of a moderator. The people posting on the forums were afraid to say anything about him in fear of getting banned. I am fucking glad his reign is over. Ban his ass from Facepunch please, fucking guy doesn't deserve to be here at all. But not until he gets trolled so hard he An Hero's or something.[/QUOTE] An Hero's?

gramaa class

Some rich footage from Ventrillo is in the making right now.

oh man oh man

what is the vent server?

good god this is awesome

I nominate myself as his replacement :smug:

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?mlahdm2mimz[/url] More Spork rants from Ventrillo.

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18866941]1. He was fun to talk to but it's a friend on the internet. They come and go. 2. I've been here for four years. Gold member was special. I earned it. 3. The internet is actually my vent. In real life I'm nothing but a nice guy. 4. I don't know who you are and I want to doubt you know who I am. One person disliking me really destroys my character.[/QUOTE] I beg to differ. [QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841164]Well actually he's not as much of my friend as he is a punching bag. It was at school. I had gotten to know his girlfriend, she wanted me more than anything so I kissed her to soothe her desire. My friend saw and I really didn't care too much.[/QUOTE] Real nice guy move there, easing her burden of sexual lust. It makes perfect sense, I don't know why your "friend" didn't give you a medal.