Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

My favourite quote from tonight. [Quote=Spork on 386th Vent]I'm Captain Faggot of the Faggoteers.[/quote]

[QUOTE=SeamanStaines;18869831]My favourite quote from tonight.[/QUOTE] Lol same

[QUOTE=SeamanStaines;18869831]My favourite quote from tonight.[/QUOTE] That will be great for soundboards, but my favorite was when we were talking about how he was touched by old men in third grade and he said, "What's wrong with that?"

Facepunch wins again.

hey rapperkid you got gold for betrayin a friend n1 and then 1 day later half the forum has it yay!!

Wow... That was a really creepy convo...

He was fun to play with on Minecraft, but he was a terrible mod.

*in a french or russian accent* Spork you facist pig, *spits loudly*

Read it all, didn't laugh. You failed to deliver, Hezzy. =(

need more

[QUOTE=Jabberwock09;18869524]I beg to differ. Real nice guy move there, easing her burden of sexual lust. It makes perfect sense, I don't know why your "friend" didn't give you a medal.[/QUOTE] This is what I get for reading the OP and nothing more. I support some random asshat that turns out to be a bastard. (Rapper.) Greeeeeeeat.

[QUOTE=Faunts;18868114]An Hero's?[/QUOTE] 4chan for "commit suicide" [editline]11:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Wonky;18866993]After reading through all 45 pages of this thread, learning a fuckload about facepunch, I have to say, this is hilarious as hell.[/QUOTE] This and some other threads should be standard reading for new members :eng101:

So you modded him for the lol's, and forgot to unmod him?

I like how he said he had to mod a bunch of autistic twelve-year-old's, and then he says "other wise you get thrown overboard... while the ship is sinking... and on fire... while being bombed with massive poo bombs" :v:

wow i really thought this thread would have made it to v2

[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;18877249]wow i really thought this thread would have made it to v2[/QUOTE] Spork doesn't deserve another thread.

To be honest, I used to hate rapperkid. After this thread... Well, I still kind of hate him but it's less than it used to be.

Oh dear god, epic! I bet I missed out on tons of shit this week. :frown:

[QUOTE=ilikecorn;18871340]I kinda miss having a facist for a mod. Oh well, plenty of others to go around.[/QUOTE] Having facist mods is like posting in hardcore mode.

It's like it's raining gold members. I can't get "It's raining men" out of my head now. Fuck.

[QUOTE=FlakAttack;18865065]THIS ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES. Spork was a fucking ass of a moderator. The people posting on the forums were afraid to say anything about him in fear of getting banned. I am fucking glad his reign is over. Ban his ass from Facepunch please, fucking guy doesn't deserve to be here at all. But not until he gets trolled so hard he An Hero's or something.[/QUOTE] I wasn't scared of being banned, I called him out over his stupid "games are like milk" analogy, and I know someone else did as well.

So he was a little bit crazy, right?

[QUOTE=Jabberwock09;18864858] Now, as for rapperkid, I find his admittance to having a punching bag friend that he cares so little about, he kissed his girlfriend right in front of him more offensive than his betrayal of Spork. Everyone can betray someone on the internet but being a complete douche and betraying someone you hang out with and call friend is where it counts. I also loved that he tried to justify it by saying she was completely infatuated with him. I can only hope you are as young and immature as your actions suggest, so there may be time for you to become someone with half a brain and some common sense. And trust me, the only reason he doesn't stop hanging out with you is because he has low self-esteem thanks to actions from people like you, and doesn't think he can make other friends. I hope that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, being a factor in crushing a kid's dignity and self-esteem.[/QUOTE] I'm fucking confused, was that towards shogunner or rapperkid?

[QUOTE=bepassley;18877480]To be honest, I used to hate rapperkid. After this thread... Well, I still kind of hate him but it's less than it used to be.[/QUOTE] I hate him more

[QUOTE=Wolfie13;18880498]So he was a little bit crazy, right?[/QUOTE] understatement of the year, he is up there with chris and andy in terms of lunacy.

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;18861247]Haha. The SGT. Cyanide thread was amazing.[/QUOTE] Who was/is SGT. Cyanide?

[QUOTE=dutchah;18880698]Who was/is SGT. Cyanide?[/QUOTE] Possibly the funniest thing to ever happen to facepunch. Though, I've only seen shenanigans from 2006 onwards. Fucking alts.

Gosh, this thread has really taken off.

Lol, nice clips

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