Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown

[Matto]

Haha, its shit like this that makes facepunch what it is.
Has anyone got a collection of platinum threads like this one?

[Catastrio]

[QUOTE=Pennywise;29441688]Well, at least he got that gold membership he was itchin' for.[/QUOTE]

Twas worth it.

[tark!]

legendary thread by legendary person

[HubmaN]

[QUOTE=Matto;29442634]Haha, its shit like this that makes facepunch what it is.
Has anyone got a collection of platinum threads like this one?[/QUOTE]

Locked in Garry's archive. I would have my left nut sliced off to read the TH89-makes-an-mspaint-webcomic thread just one more time.

[editline]26th April 2011[/editline]

Powerup comics! That's what they were called.

[geogzm2]

Holy damn, it's been over a year since the ballad of spork juct. Never realized it was that long ago.

[DainBramageStud]

[QUOTE=Matto;29442634]Has anyone got a collection of platinum threads like this one?[/QUOTE]

We should all make a community archive of notable threads, past, present and future.

[Kamaitachi]

[QUOTE]
[b]Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL)[/b]: YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE UNITED DISTRICT OF THE SPORKTROOPER UNITED
[/QUOTE]

:ohdear:
poor united [i]sporktroopers[/i] ):

[Dutchlike]

[QUOTE=Mr. Sun;29425708]I present to you, the RECORDINGS! (that I have)

[url]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7TWAI8PP[/url][/QUOTE]
Damn the "Spork-Juct in Concert" is fucking gold, thanks man. :v:

[Blackbird88]

This thread is such a gold.

[HolyAltnir]

Animal Farm is fucking brilliant and so is the author.

[editline]26th April 2011[/editline]

And what is Spork's problem with jews?
Fucking anti-semetics, how do they work?

[Barnhouse]

Wow... Spork Juct. I'd practically forgotten about this.

[koekje4life V2]

This thread is FP history, it must be passed on from generation to generation.

[Xenoyia]

This kind of thread makes me wish I knew about facepunch prior to 2010..

[JeffAndersen]

I really love seeing the void where I was in basic training and the 2 or so months after when I didn't have internet. I really missed a lot.

[johnkane46]

LOL!

[greenbandit]

hahah, nostalgic.

[Hazard24]

Feels like this thread was made just a few months ago

[HatredViral]

Good times :golfclap:

[Engie]

Can we set it so that it requires mod approval to be able to bump a thread that is more than a year old?

[Artyom]

I remember this, (my original account which is long gone was made around this time.)

Spork is a retard

[Dr.C]

We need to find those andy_uk threads

[editline]27th April 2011[/editline]

I don't remember his name

[Penguiin]

HEZZY YOu

[Disgruntled]

This thread should be stickied out of spite.
T'would be glorious.

[Madman_Andre]

Epic thread, from epic times.

[Teh_Spork]

This thread always makes me wish that it was possible to change your username. :smith:

[Peachy]

you should be able to change your username for 10 bucks.

[Teh_Spork]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;29475434]you should be able to change your username for 10 bucks.[/QUOTE]

I think if you have a valid reason to change your username, a mod should be able to do it.

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;29448975]This kind of thread makes me wish I knew about facepunch prior to 2010..[/QUOTE]

[Canary]

[QUOTE=Dr.C;29468560]We need to find those andy_uk threads

[editline]27th April 2011[/editline]

I don't remember his name[/QUOTE]

Andyvincent or some shit, he was much worse considering he contacted Garry's family members and such.

[ProWaffle]

[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29475510]I think if you have a valid reason to change your username, a mod should be able to do it.[/QUOTE]

Ask a mod - you have a valid reason.

[editline]28th April 2011[/editline]

I'm pretty sure mods can change usernames.