Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

Spork-Juct you lazy politician!

Whats with the whining about not having any money. How about mowing some lawns you fat ass

[quote]Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Hitler Was a good government leader Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: A little crazy yes, and a little genocidal Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: but who likes jews anyways[/quote] Everytime I read this, I laugh out loud :v: [editline]11:35AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hezzy;18831130]I warned him time and time again and he continued to make stupid bans and stupid posts.[/QUOTE] I wholeheartedly agree with that

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18824149]Whoever buys one of those is :downs:. You don't need to rewind DVD's in the first place.[/QUOTE] Haha, I remember that post. My first thought was that he wasn't serious, then I noticed he was/used to be a mod and I was all like "eh?"

"Being stupid leads to.... bad stuff" - Spork-Juct

My favorite snippet transcripts. [B]Spork-Juct discussing gassing the gold members[/B] I'm honestly thinking about that as my final solution. [B]Lies[/B] I requested a removal for my, uh, title and they didnt' they didn't they- Hezzy was like 'no your title's hilarious' which i which i do not accept like if it was actually something funny i did then i would say 'yes maybe' but because its something retarded then you're just making my image look bad which is what the media tries to do. YOU ARE THE MEDIA I AM THE RULER. [B]???[/B] Yeah, change, that's what, that's what everybody says, but guess what there's been none so far. For example president obama what change has he made a giant standstill worse than WWI about universal healthcare?....... hell! help! Change my name to Hiperion may- let me figure out physics and then i can have the friggin' nobel peace prize of the world for creating the first actual LIFE insurance and not some stupid "oh if you die were going to give you ten thousand dollars. And your family." But more like "oh if you die ferrrr half your cash that you own we're going to revive you. And if you pay us another like thousand down you can change your-yourself to be whatever the hell you want." [B]He gets told I edited it back in[/B] uh the im- i posted about why the hell are you fucking around with my title in the mod section but the thread is the most unneccessary bullshit you could ever buy because they made the thing called, remember, the dvd rewinder and i was like, and i was like who the fuck buys that, you have- ... They added it back?- Aw... ugh- argh... HEZZY YOU- [B]Spork on garry[/B] ok, yes, you are true by what you are saying, it will and ever shall be garry's forum. However, garry has- garry is like the, garry is like the stupid british god that's like looking over us saying that this is what we can't do and this is what we can't do. And if that means that i could be able to step up the power that i could be able to move facepunch remove hezzy and make me second in command, that means that i could get somewhere pretty damn fast. :smug: Unrealistic? Maybe. Possible? Always. :smug: [B]Spork on being a mod[/B] I'm a fuckin' mod and everybody expects me to be able to think of everything plus everything else that wasn't thought of before.

[quote]Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: Don't laugh, I actually made a small philosophy idea I called "sporkism" Spork-JuCt(Lockerz Invites Here: It was when I was thinking about death and how there technically is none[/quote] uh huh

oh god.. not my respcect points

did he seriously quote halo

tap X to regain respcect points

I love how he complained about not getting Gold Member after being demodded :v:

Feh, I thought he was a shit mod at first, but he kinda blended into the background after a while. Didn't realise he was this much of a dumbass though.

I was wondering why this random dude no one had ever heard of suddenly became mod. :ms: I guess.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;18830762]welp i guess i had better hand in my badge and banhammer :downsowned:[/QUOTE] The [b][highlight]LAST[/b][/highlight] boundaries. Those are much worse than the first ones.

Too bad the rant is only 30 minutes, I could listen to him all day :v:

Thread is gold!

[QUOTE=Hezzy;18830189] [URL=http://dump.no/files/2d8ed88b1d42/sporkvandalism.mp3]Vandalism[/URL] [url=http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/modthread.png](Lie)[/url] [/QUOTE] D'aww, who could hate dragon?

[QUOTE=NickFury6;18831095]OIFYs much worse than FYAD. Especially since a large majority of FPers also are 4channers, which makes things a lot worse. Also, smartness actually made posts have slightly more quality, and you could more easily identify the scrubs from the more mature groups.[/QUOTE] Smartness was awesome.

[QUOTE=Fippe;18831459]Smartness was awesome.[/QUOTE] This. Instaban was at the very least fun, at the most great for weeding ou idiots.t

[QUOTE=Turbis2;18831428]Too bad the rant is only 30 minutes, I could listen to him all day :v:[/QUOTE] Oh I know.... There's just something about him.

I didn't like instaban. Stuff like "stick it in her pooper" really wasn't instaban worthy.

My other account (now permabanned, unfortunately - it had a better name) once got banned after I accidentally used "closed due to" in a story about an abandoned quarry.

[QUOTE=Turbis2;18831507]I didn't like instaban. Stuff like "stick it in her pooper" really wasn't instaban worthy.[/QUOTE] Yes it was, because you can't use that phrase in any intelligent way.

Sporkism. Delusional little fuck.

What goes on behind closed doors on this forum that causes mods to go insane? Whatever, I barely noticed spork anyway.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;18831523]Yes it was, because you can't use that phrase in any intelligent way.[/QUOTE] There were a lot of things that should be instabanable then.

Obviously he is just too hardcore for you guys. What with being smart and all.

[QUOTE=Parakon;18831532]What goes on behind closed doors on this forum that causes mods to go insane? Whatever, I barely noticed spork anyway.[/QUOTE] Note how Pr3dator was a mod for over 3 times longer than Spork and quit because he was sick of looking after a massive bunch of idiots for so long. Same with mikfoz. Spork, on the other hand, simply used his moderatorship in order to further his popularity. Most of the things he did were either to try to enhance his popularity or to assert his superiority over other members. For Spork, who probably has no social life, it was all about being powerful on the one place where he wouldn't be instantly shunned by girls and the cool kids.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;18830189] Rapperkid for providing me with the chatlogs and audio recording [/QUOTE] Asshole spies you have working for you. Is that how you want to be known as? A bunch of corrupted members who use retarded tactics to increase the size of your dicks? Also why are you in garry's email? And Finally, now that I've pondered on it the entire night, Pissing in a sea of piss was entirely correct by mikfoz, and this forum has hit a brick wall made out of shitbricks.

Spork-Juct, you were obviously a bad moderator. [editline]12:44PM[/editline] Stupid bans here and there.