Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831797]If I was a terrible mod I would not have gone as long as I was. Also Garry and Hezzy are both the same people, that's why they can get away with this stupid shit.[/QUOTE] Stop crying and go rewind your dvds

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831797] Also Garry and Hezzy are both the same people, that's why they can get away with this stupid shit.[/QUOTE] are you stupid

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831797]If I was a terrible mod I would not have gone as long as I was. Also Garry and Hezzy are both the same people, that's why they can get away with this stupid shit.[/QUOTE] Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831813]Which is what the Ruling Overlord Hezzy Newman wants you to believe, by instilling Facepunch propaganda into your minds.[/QUOTE] Hahaha wow

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831813]Which is what the Ruling Overlord Hezzy Newman wants you to believe, by instilling Facepunch propaganda into your minds.[/QUOTE] I can't believe they gave you a ban button.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831797]If I was a terrible mod I would not have gone as long as I was. Also Garry and Hezzy are both the same people, that's why they can get away with this stupid shit.[/QUOTE] You're an even bigger idiot than I thought...

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831813]Which is what the Ruling Overlord Hezzy Newman wants you to believe, by instilling Facepunch propaganda into your minds.[/QUOTE] DONT TREAD ON ME! Ruling Overlord Hezzy Newman for President '10

Spork-Juct is my hero... :rolleye:

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831797]If I was a terrible mod I would not have gone as long as I was. Also Garry and Hezzy are both the same people, that's why they can get away with this stupid shit.[/QUOTE] That's why they look completely different, have completely different lives with completely different people, with completely different jobs then. [b]HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE[/b]

[QUOTE=Suttles;18831837]Spork-Juct is my hero... :rolleye:[/QUOTE] ^

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831813]Which is what the Ruling Overlord Hezzy Newman wants you to believe, by instilling Facepunch propaganda into your minds.[/QUOTE] I don't know what to say to this.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;18831846]I don't know what to say to this.[/QUOTE] Don't insult him, he'll ban you and then delete the red text but leave you banned oh wait

[QUOTE=Turbis2;18831507]I didn't like instaban. Stuff like "stick it in her pooper" really wasn't instaban worthy.[/QUOTE] Instaban was bad because of words like closed due to banning you.

I feel like its the end of an era, these kind of threads always happen before a mod / ex-mod gets banned. Sit back and enjoy, it's like a soap opera. :munch:

[QUOTE=Generic Monk;18831841]That's why they look completely different, have completely different lives with completely different people, with completely different jobs then. [b]HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE[/b][/QUOTE] don't forget he has to buy every game twice so he can play them all on his two accounts that he swaps between, and sometimes uses simultaneously

Good day. Gonna go

[QUOTE=Suttles;18831787]I know a bunch of x-members who are trying to ruin this site.[/QUOTE] To be honest it's very difficult to completely trash a site for good. Hell, look at [url]http://www.scientology.org/[/url]. Of course, you could always get the admin so butthurt that he goes into a strop and severs all ties to the internet, which is exactly why Spork can't moderate a forum properly.

Hahahaha Spork-Juct sounds like such an asshole in real life.

[QUOTE=kidwithsword;18831859]Hahahaha Spork-Juct sounds like such an asshole in real life.[/QUOTE] im not an asshole im autistic :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831797]If I was a terrible mod I would not have gone as long as I was. Also Garry and Hezzy are both the same people, that's why they can get away with this stupid shit.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/f65200l7af760543e9a333647.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/454800n66056583231822672.jpg[/img] Oh yeah, I can see the seams in Hezzy's mask. He's been fooling us all this time!

i asked god if he would send a demon into your houses and he said FUCK YEAH! [editline]12:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MisterMooth;18831879] [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/454800n66056583231822672.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] garry looks p. mexican

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;18831879].[/QUOTE] 2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18831880]i asked god if he would send a demon into your houses and he said FUCK YEAH! [editline]12:15PM[/editline] garry looks p. mexican[/QUOTE] hey gringo that is not how you wire a ball axis :ese: [QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] You know, i have friends of mine who have met Hezzy, and we all know Garry is real because of him working with Valve and Steam etc etc.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the [b]first 2 users[/b], have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=762[/url] 762 [b]762[/b] I see a flaw in your reasoning.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] And what about the people who have met Garry or Hezzy? Are they also part of the elaborate hoax? [editline]06:20AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18831880]i asked god if he would send a demon into your houses and he said FUCK YEAH! [/QUOTE] I remember that. :iia:

Never liked Spork. Way to go Hezzy, finally no more bans for the silliest reasons. [sp]ohshi-[/sp]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18831903]And what about the people who have met Garry or Hezzy? Are they also part of the elaborate hoax?[/QUOTE] Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831813]Which is what the Ruling Overlord Hezzy Newman wants you to believe, by instilling Facepunch propaganda into your minds.[/QUOTE] Mod Conspiracy Whistleblower?

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921]Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] You're digging yourself into a bigger and bigger rut. You could have kept going as a regular facepunch member, but now you'll go down in Facepunch history as one of those hilarious fuckups.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921]Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] confirmation of severe autism