Why you don't eat college food. - General

Bread is goddamned good for you because carbohydrates easily convert into glucose, which means that your BRAIN can work. Also, if you don't have carbohydrates in your diet, you will get nauseated and vomit quite a bit from excess ketosis. So shut the fuck up. Eating bread is fine, but also eat meat and veggies. There's a good reason why the staple food of the world is something that is mostly carbohydrates. See here: [url]http://www.springer.com/cda/content/document/cda_downloaddocument/9781588292599-c2.pdf[/url] That is some stuff regarding a high fat, medium protein, low carbohydrate diet.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678030]I have conducted my own series of studies regarding cognition, psychology, cognitive psychology, neuropsychology and cognitive neuropsychology over the past years. Suffice to say, I recognize cognitive complex when I see them. Libraries tend to have more extensive information than the internet, that should be obvious.[/QUOTE] there's trying and then theres trying too hard

[QUOTE=thisispain;19677990]Metabolic diseases, diabetes, and cancer have strong genetic links. I'm sorry, but taking on a frankly ridiculous diet won't change your chances.[/QUOTE] It seems you fail then to draw the conclusion that developing our genetic structure in one environment and putting ourself in another creates genetic difficulties.

[QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;19677965]I had a summer camp in UC Berkeley for about 3 weeks. Food was decent. To OP: Start buying MREs to eat, when someone asks why you eat MREs, tell them that you'd rather not shit pure liquid.[/QUOTE] [quote]General contents may include: main course (entree) side dish dessert or snack (often commercial candy, fortified pastry, or HOOAH! Bar) crackers or bread spread of cheese, peanut butter, or jelly powdered beverage mix: fruit flavored drink, cocoa, instant coffee or tea, sport drink, or dairy shake. utensils (usually just a plastic spoon) flameless ration heater (FRH) beverage mixing bag Accessory pack: xylitol chewing gum water-resistant matches napkin / toilet paper moist towelette seasonings, including salt, pepper, sugar, creamer, and/or Tabasco sauce Many items are fortified with nutrients. In addition, DoD policy requires units to augment MREs with fresh food and A-rations whenever feasible, especially in training environments. [/quote] Sounds awesome.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19677760]I suggest you read more advanced studies about insulin and the varieties of carbohydrates. I will reevaluate my sources and study further, it would be the only logical thing to do. But to omit genetic adaption and evolution itself would not be the signs of a very comprehensive way of thinking. [/QUOTE] Evolution shouldn't be a part of your argument, as all the diseases you listed tend to kill long after reproduction, so the effect of natural selection is minimal.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678071]It seems you fail then to draw the conclusion that developing our genetic structure in one environment and putting ourself in another creates genetic difficulties.[/QUOTE] Yeah, dude, I am a medical student in my internship phase. I'm not really confused or distracted by your liberal usage of large words. [editline]10:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jax Strife;19678072]Sounds awesome.[/QUOTE] I ate a Russian ration once. [url]http://www.mreinfo.com/international/russia/russian-ration-review.html[/url] It was really really shite.

[QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;19678037]Bread is goddamned good for you because carbohydrates easily convert into glucose, which means that your BRAIN can work. Also, if you don't have carbohydrates in your diet, you will get nauseated and vomit quite a bit from excess ketosis. So shut the fuck up. Eating bread is fine, but also eat meat and veggies. There's a good reason why the staple food of the world is something that is mostly carbohydrates. See here: [url]http://www.springer.com/cda/content/document/cda_downloaddocument/9781588292599-c2.pdf[/url] That is some stuff regarding a high fat, medium protein, low carbohydrate diet.[/QUOTE] Maybe you should read just a little about something before you rant about it, paleolithic diet is not about decreasing the ingestion of carbohydrates. Try reading about glycemic index if I'm translating it correctly. About bread being easily converted into glucose is the specific reason why you should avoid it, it changes your insulin response to a state that is not compatible with your genetic structure. I have pointed out your ignorance enough, research before you comment.

Russian RMEs. Odd, yet intriguing. I can't afford the American ones, kinda steep. 1-Year MRE Supply Each day you will receive over 2,000 calories of delicious, life sustaining meals to help you and your family survive during an emergency or natural disaster. Now includes 432 MRE Heaters! Price: $5,342.86 12 day supplies are still around 70$.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678134]Maybe you should read just a little about something before you rant about it, paleolithic diet is not about decreasing the ingestion of carbohydrates.[/QUOTE] Yeah it is, it's a low carb - high protein diet.

[QUOTE=thisispain;19678113]Yeah, dude, I am a medical student in my internship phase. I'm not really confused or distracted by your liberal usage of large words. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19676762&postcount=31[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16378599&postcount=610[/url] Large words are his specialty. :v:

[QUOTE=laserpanda;19678172][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19676762&postcount=31[/url] Large words are his specialty. :v:[/QUOTE] jesus fucking christ, us english speakers are getting fucked by the scandinavians

[QUOTE=laserpanda;19678104]Evolution shouldn't be a part of your argument, as all the diseases you listed tend to kill long after reproduction, so the effect of natural selection is minimal.[/QUOTE] I would say 90 million years of evolution on land would have more than just natural selection as a factor. [editline]07:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;19678170]Yeah it is, it's a low carb - high protein diet.[/QUOTE] You are right, it slipped my mind, but proteins are a source of carbohydrates, the very best too, since the glycemic index is lower than common carbohydrates.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19677760]I suggest reading about insulin before making more offensive statements which not only exposes your minority complex but [b]reveals a series of psychological conditions.[/b] It's called defensive mechanism against having rational talk when something is lacking. Read about regression.[/QUOTE] Ad Hominem That's Latin I can be all fancy too And I tried learning about insulin like you said, but like all Wikipedia expeditions I just ended up reading about batman

The only thing I've learned from this thread is that being verbose is the most effective form of trolling. Demonstrated by the post below.

[QUOTE=thisispain;19678046]there's trying and then theres trying too hard[/QUOTE] I don't understand what you're referring to. This sentence lack an indicator of it's meaning compatible with trying? [QUOTE=thisispain;19678113]Yeah, dude, I am a medical student in my internship phase. I'm not really confused or distracted by your liberal usage of large words.[/QUOTE] I don't understand either why you point this out, this does not concern me nor does it contribute to the discussion.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678441]I don't understand what you're referring to. This sentence lack an indicator of it's meaning compatible with trying? I don't understand either why you point this out, this does not concern me nor does it contribute to the discussion.[/QUOTE] don't worry babe just keep going something about fucking carbs or some shti

You guys are just pussies, we don't even get food at our school, we have to bring our own lunch boxes. :clint:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19678404]Ad Hominem That's Latin I can be all fancy too And I tried learning about insulin like you said, but like all Wikipedia expeditions I just ended up reading about batman[/QUOTE] I would recommend a library, it gives you more information and has an environment specifically designed to be compatible with studying. If you are interested that will say. [QUOTE=laserpanda;19678436]The only thing I've learned from this thread is that being verbose is the most effective form of trolling. Demonstrated by the post below.[/QUOTE] Interesting conclusion although I would believe it would be incorrect to apply trolling on my methods of discussion since my only goal should evidently be to establish the unification of understanding universe among others. Else this discussion would have no meaning. [editline]08:15AM[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;19678474]don't worry babe just keep going something about fucking carbs or some shti[/QUOTE] I would hardly use the term "fucking" since proteins are a source of carbohydrates, the process is slow so the result is a steadier level of bloodsugar. Which is healthy, I would think you know that since you're in medical school.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678550]Interesting conclusion although I would believe it would be incorrect to apply trolling on my methods of discussion since my only goal should evidently be to establish the unification of understanding universe among others.[/QUOTE] This sentence gets funnier the slower you read it. Try it at home, kids!

I have my share of food fuckups too. My maid is balding. And how do I know? I find her hair in my food everyday. It's revolting.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19678655]This sentence gets funnier the slower you read it. Try it at home, kids![/QUOTE] Then I suggest learning a training technique to read faster since a collective understanding was the sole purpose of me writing it, it is actually quite easy once you understand the concept of it.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678689]Then I suggest learning a training technique to read faster since a collective understanding was the sole purpose of me writing it, it is actually quite easy once you understand the concept of it.[/QUOTE] Troll score 8/10 The best I've seen on Facepunch

OP, if you can find a way to cook for yourself, DO IT. Chicks dig it and you know exactly what's happening to it.

Food poisoning sucks. It could be worse though. Last time I had it, I ran out of toilet paper in the middle of...things. I had to drive myself out, past midnight, to a local market(the closest and only one open at that hour) to buy more TP. Trying desperately not to crap myself or puke all over myself either in my car/in the parking lot/in the store/in the checkout line/driving home/before I could make it back to the bathroom. With the cold shivers the entire time. That sucked big time.

[QUOTE=thereisno131;19678656]I have my share of food fuckups too. My maid is balding. And how do I know? I find her hair in my food everyday. It's revolting.[/QUOTE] I believe this is something you should discuss with your maid, I'm no medical expert but I don't think baldness before the age of retiring is a good sign. I would also believe the job-definition of a maid is to ease the life of those employing her. [QUOTE=Zeke129;19678723]Troll score 8/10 The best I've seen on Facepunch[/QUOTE] Interesting point of view. None the less was my suggestion of learning to read faster not a false one, I could even propose to teach you myself if you wish.

[QUOTE=Watchmaker90;19678930]I believe this is something you should discuss with your maid, I'm no medical expert but I don't think baldness before the age of retiring is a good sign. I would also believe the job-definition of a maid is to ease the life of those employing her. Interesting point of view. None the less was my suggestion of learning to read faster not a false one, I could even propose to teach you myself if you wish.[/QUOTE] No one cares. We will damn well do what we please, and you will damn well do what you please. If you die first, we'll dance on your grave.

My college has wonderful food. [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/a46a6x.gif[/IMG]

go out to eat

[QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;19678962]No one cares.[/QUOTE] About what? Nothing in that quote mentions you or displays an indication of your involvement in anything. [QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;19678962]We will damn well do what we please, and you will damn well do what you please.[/QUOTE] Of course you will, I have never stated otherwise and I never would considering it would be inhibiting once emotions which is never a healthy thing. [QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;19678962]If you die first, we'll dance on your grave.[/QUOTE] I would find that highly unlikely since you have no idea regarding my geographical position. [QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;19678809]OP, if you can find a way to cook for yourself, DO IT. Chicks dig it and you know exactly what's happening to it.[/QUOTE] This is actually a good idea and is attractive to females because cooking by yourself represents discipline and routine.

I have an iron gut of Fortitude+5. Thread relevant. I have never been sick with food poisoning.