• Why you don't eat college food.
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[QUOTE=lazyguy;19708735]Haha, liberal arts. Get a haircut.[/QUOTE] Most colleges out there are Liberal Arts. That doesn't mean much of anything.
We have sodexho at my college. It changes the constancy of your poo to liquid. Also at least a few times a semester I get deathly sick from it.
[QUOTE=Stinky Jeff;19684342][IMG]http://cdn.mydeco.com/media/data/cms/image/2009/05/15/MarksandSpencers_1728_19173078_0_0_607_300.jpg[/IMG] That's where I go. :smug:[/QUOTE] Posh Bastard
Colleges seriously need to just have multiple restaurants and fast foods set up shop near the dorms. The type that, you know, serve food that people actually enjoy.
When I was in middle school a kid found a cricket in his roll. The bad thing is, it was half of one.
Its gotta be better than the food they serve at my highschool.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;19714940]When I was in middle school a kid found a cricket in his roll. The bad thing is, it was half of one.[/QUOTE] I would cut my tongue off if that happened to me.
I cook for myself. No one to blame but myself if I fuck-up or eat expired food with the "it should still be good" mentality.
Why don't I eat College Food? 'cause I ain't in college!
So uh. For anyone actually paying attention to this thread, it's been discovered that it WASN'T food poisoning. More like a bacteria that spread possibly onto the food and from there into multiple people. This bacteria causes all of the pre-stated symptoms, and happens to be airborne. I mean, it has to be anyway, the President of the college has it, and theres no way in hell she eats college food with the money she makes. And the infected count is way above 36 people. I actually called the hospital and asked what I should do. They told me to stay home, drink liquids, and rest. Funny thing is I talked to another kid during a class and he said the hospital told him to immediately come over so they can set up an IV. What the hell health care.
[QUOTE=thereisno131;19678656]I have my share of food fuckups too. My maid is balding. And how do I know? I find her hair in my food everyday. It's revolting.[/QUOTE] Maybe she justs adds it for that little touch.
I only eat at school if the food is good, or I don't have money. Which reminds me that tomorrow's food is going to be shit.. Meh, pea soup and pancakes on thursday :smug: Free food at school high-five.
[QUOTE]The college itself isn't [I]terrible[/I], but most of the people there. [/QUOTE] what
[QUOTE=Jax Strife;19730558]So uh. For anyone actually paying attention to this thread, it's been discovered that it WASN'T food poisoning. More like a bacteria that spread possibly onto the food and from there into multiple people. This bacteria causes all of the pre-stated symptoms, and happens to be airborne. I mean, it has to be anyway, the President of the college has it, and theres no way in hell she eats college food with the money she makes. And the infected count is way above 36 people. I actually called the hospital and asked what I should do. They told me to stay home, drink liquids, and rest. Funny thing is I talked to another kid during a class and he said the hospital told him to immediately come over so they can set up an IV. What the hell health care.[/QUOTE] Wow, airborne college poisoning? Where the hell do you go to college? Ohio?
[QUOTE=Maximo13;19732150]Wow, airborne college poisoning? Where the hell do you go to college? Ohio?[/QUOTE] They think it may be slightly airborne, but by most chances it's just on surfaces. And yeah, southern Ohio. Shit sucks. I mean honestly, the chances are, are that I'm exaggerating and expanding a things a bit. I seem to have a habit of doing that. But it is spreadable, and it is going around, so it isn't food poisoning.
Love the food here.
They put effort into the food in my college. Which is more than they can say about my education. ~=Oh snap=~
[QUOTE=Jax Strife;19677910]Yeah I've almost downed a gallon of water. I'm keeping the fluids in. I might switch to gatorade for the electrolytes.[/QUOTE] Whenever I start throwing the FUCK up like that, I get a bunch of that purple-flavor (fuck if I know what flavor, it isn't grape though) gatorade and sip it after I've already gotten all solids out of my system, that way the gatorade comes up like water instead of horrible purple chunks.
[QUOTE=Galenus;19732547]Whenever I start throwing the FUCK up like that, I get a bunch of that purple-flavor (fuck if I know what flavor, it isn't grape though) gatorade and sip it after I've already gotten all solids out of my system, that way the gatorade comes up like water instead of horrible purple chunks.[/QUOTE] Hell yeah, thats what I did. Including the purple stuff. That and the dark blue, tastes so good on an empty/upset stomach.
[QUOTE=Erp;19676516]I love college food though, and I never get sick.[/QUOTE] you're in college? i thought you were 13
Make your own food.
I got a cheese steak from a college during a trip. Was the best cheese steak I've ever had.
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