ITT: You've just lost all sexual organs - General

[QUOTE=Haxxer;26486040]No, ever heard of Einstein's theory of relativity? In a TL;DR format, the force applied to the head must also be subjected to the pistol. This is why people don't fly when they are shot with a shotgun, since the force to lift them off their feets must also be applied to the shooter.[/QUOTE] He is not going to lean back like nothing happened anyways. Also, the force applied to the head is not applied by the pistol, but it is applied by the bullets right?

[QUOTE=Haxxer;26486040]No, ever heard of Einstein's theory of relativity? In a TL;DR format, the force applied to the head must also be subjected to the pistol. This is why people don't fly when they are shot with a shotgun, since the force to lift them off their feets must also be applied to the shooter.[/QUOTE] That's not the theory of relativity, that's Newton third law of motion.

Well, I guess it's time to become a cyborg.

How do I piss and shit and drink and eat?

But uh. I think OP meant genetalies saying "sexual organs". I don't get how you people cound your month and even ass as sexual organs :v:

The mouth and ass play no part in reproduction.

[QUOTE=Euphe;26486531]But uh. I think OP meant genetalies saying "sexual organs". I don't get how you people cound your month and even ass as sexual organs :v:[/QUOTE][QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26480545]Including your asshole, and lips. WAT DO.[/QUOTE] [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] I wouldn't count them, but it's his rules.

[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;26480819]Just wait, human race will die cause they can't reproduce themself anymore :smith:[/QUOTE] The thread title says [b]you[/b]'ve lost all sexual organs, that means it only affects Facepunch readers. The whole human race won't notice a thing.

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26486614][editline]4th December 2010[/editline] I wouldn't count them, but it's his rules.[/QUOTE] Rate me dumb. Right now. Because bad reading is gone. [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=pebkac;26486667]The thread title says [b]you[/b]'ve lost all sexual organs, that means it only affects Facepunch readers. The whole human race won't notice a thing.[/QUOTE] 200 thousand men somehow mutated and finally died. Somebody will notice i guess.

I would sell myself as a porn star, so when someone makes a movie called "Attack of the penis eater", I can play the main role!

[QUOTE=Euphe;26486832] 200 thousand men somehow mutated and finally died. Somebody will notice i guess.[/QUOTE] Oh crap, it's asshole and lips as well. Damn you OP for ruining my joke. [sp]Facepunch doesn't reproduce anyway DURR HURR[/sp]

I cant shit Imma 'splode

nothing of value is lost since youre all virgins

[QUOTE=pebkac;26487334]Oh crap, it's asshole and lips as well. Damn you OP for ruining my joke. [sp]Facepunch doesn't reproduce anyway DURR HURR[/sp][/QUOTE] "Breaking news - 200000 thousand lonely facepunchers died! Our world has became a little better" Gonna happen D:

[QUOTE=noctune9;26486392]That's not the theory of relativity, that's Newton third law of motion.[/QUOTE] Well then, sorry for being bad at names :smith:

Making out is basically sexual. Also if your gay some people stick their finger in their ass for pleasure [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] Atleast i have a dick its all fine in here

[QUOTE=REMBER;26482857]Lips are not a sex organ, your asshole is also not a sex organ...[/QUOTE] you can kiss with lips you can buttfuck with ass

Dry-hump.

poop out my mouth :v:

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[QUOTE=Pandemix;26483430][media]http://newer.gifdump.com/uploads/Ken%20Park%20-%20Suicide.gif[/media] [sp]If this really counts as NSFW, I'll remove it.[/sp][/QUOTE] No lost souls here.