The one where I for some reason fucked the witch from l4d
idk man
and Dan was boobies
had a dream where my crush was sitting next to me in a movie theatre and put her head onto my shoulder
next week we go see a movie in our group of friends, crush, me and other friends
she puts her head on my should IRL
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Guys we should maybe get lucid dreaming general thread :v:
Woke myself up before I could do anything, was lucid only for about a minute.
Still, I got lucid when a guy in the dream gave me yellow rubber gloves, I noticed they had 6 fingers, asked the guy about it, and noticed that he has 6 fingers too. This tipped me off and I just became aware that I was dreaming, and when I made that realization everyone else in the dream just started to stare at me in utter shock, as if I had screamed obscenities out in the public.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;44924899]Woke myself up before I could do anything, was lucid only for about a minute.
Still, I got lucid when a guy in the dream gave me yellow rubber gloves, I noticed they had 6 fingers, asked the guy about it, and noticed that he has 6 fingers too. This tipped me off and I just became aware that I was dreaming, and when I made that realization everyone else in the dream just started to stare at me in utter shock, as if I had screamed obscenities out in the public.[/QUOTE]
what'd you do with the rubber glove eh
[I]eh?[/I]
[QUOTE=Saturn V;44925057]what'd you do with the rubber glove eh
[I]eh?[/I][/QUOTE]
No clue, probably just dropped it on the ground.
Funnily enough, the guy who gave it to me? Old classmate, wearing white overalls and rubber gloves, cleaning the streets. I was supposed to help him clean them.
I haven't had many lucid dreams so I'll post the last one I remember (which was a still a long while ago):
I was being given a guitar lesson by my guitar teacher, nothing weird here, except we're at my grandparents' place. At that point I realise it's a dream and just walk out because I've got better things to do.
So I'm on the street and I kinda instinctively start groping a random girl passing by, but then I'm like "shit why am I doing this, I don't want to turn this into a fucking wet dream there'll be stains on my bedsheets". It's too late though and I wake up with cum everywhere. To make things worse, we're on holiday and my bed is right next to my sister's. As I'm panicking and trying to clean up the mess, I wake up again. This time there are no stains, I'm in my own bed and we're not actually on holiday. It was a dream all along!
[I]Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan[/I]
[QUOTE=Kljunas;44925819]I haven't had many lucid dreams so I'll post the last one I remember (which was a still a long while ago):
I was being given a guitar lesson by my guitar teacher, nothing weird here, except we're at my grandparents' place. At that point I realise it's a dream and just walk out because I've got better things to do.
So I'm on the street and I kinda instinctively start groping a random girl passing by, but then I'm like "shit why am I doing this, I don't want to turn this into a fucking wet dream there'll be stains on my bedsheets". It's too late though and I wake up with cum everywhere. To make things worse, we're on holiday and my bed is right next to my sister's. As I'm panicking and trying to clean up the mess, I wake up again. This time there are no stains, I'm in my own bed and we're not actually on holiday. It was a dream all along!
[I]Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan[/I][/QUOTE]
I can vaguely remember "waking up" in a dream and then later actually waking up, this is the most confusing shit you can wake up to
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;44924706]
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE[/QUOTE]
I swear this used to happen to me, where some things in my dreams happen the next day.
Usually it's when I was about to have a bad day.
I was beating up combines with a chair. Best dream ever!
I had a foursome in a mall parking lot
I don't know if anyone else has had one of these, but dreams that are very personal where you're lucid and completely aware of what is going on, but decide not to interfere with are probably some of the "best" dreams you can have if a bit depressing since sometimes you might not feel like waking up.
Once I figured out it was a dream, everyone in the dream world got pissed at me. My Dog yelled at me and said that I should just wake up since I'm such an asshole. Then I woke up.
I remember one from a few months ago. I was flying around above a field like superman. It was the most intense and satisfying things i've ever done. I remember flying up through the clouds into the sky then diving back down to the ground and leaving a crater in the grass field when i landed.
Man, i have never had a lucid dream though i do recall that i came close a couple of times though i only remember the first one. Ok it went like this for some reason i was standing face to face with my old english 11 teacher and when i say to myself "hey this a dream" BAM! He punches me right in the chest with only is index and middle finger(it was some serious Bruce Lee shit ) and i start falling back in slow motion and then i woke up. It was strange.
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