• I cat watch porn...
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[QUOTE=Mazakrov;25252908]do they put a islamic blocking system on your internet if you convert or something[/QUOTE] No, you obtain peace and than you will find a woman and realise that it's better than porn.
I thought this thread would be about someone who watched cat porn. Thank God I was wrong.
i read title as i watch cat porn
Fap to garry in a short skirt. It fucking works guys.
Why hasn't the OP been perma'd yet for continuously making shitty threads?
Why you do this?, well, at least you can peace when you move out, or get a girlfriend and fuck at her parent's place.
OP is 20 years old according to account DOB
Lock your cat in a pen. For FUCKSAKE.
Just fuckin wank it and if someone walks in be like sup I'm masturbating and they'll be like okay whoa that makes me uncomfortable so I'm gonna leave now Everybody does it I wish there wasn't a big negative stigma attached to it
Everyone watches porn silly. It's natural and I guarantee your parents have done it too.
Smartphones can watch porn in the bathroom I've never told anybody this, but every time I get a new porn-capable device, I go to a porn site to test it out. Smartphones, laptops.. I even put some porn images on my e-reader, but it's just not the same in black & white So get a good phone with wi-fi
i shark porn
If your parents walk in, just keep watching and put on your deal with it face.
Tell your parents to knock on the door first, before they come in.
I manatee watch porn. Feels good man.
Buy a lock
The [insert name here] watch porn is getting old guys, I cat believe you're still saying it.
i slender man po-
Just wait for the moment that you are alone in home.
I whale watch porn. Semen everywhere
I smell the fetish filled stench of \b\ on this guy.
Just wait till late at night when everyone is asleep, that's what I do.
Say your itching your cock.
[QUOTE=Rzor;25245201][img]http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n90/Gillian_jiron/Cat_Pron.jpg[/img] OP?[/QUOTE] haha
[QUOTE=krakadict;25243540]hey man you're not alone, i horse watch porn.[/QUOTE] Are you an alt of HQRSE?
I just don't give a fuc, fap harder
get a girlfriend [editline]02:28AM[/editline] i know you can go over to the park and watch fat kids have sex (if you dont get it then read his other threads) also according to that thread you are an adult so why are you having problems like this when you are an adult? get your own place or tell your parents that as an adult you need space
I've read your last few threads that you've started, and my good sir, you seem to be a bit of a troll. 0/10 :frogdowns:
I don't know how common this is, but I can just feel a person's presence in the air heading my way, and I use that to know when to close a window, or tab and tuck my dick somewhere until they leave me alone.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;25282171]I don't know how common this is, but I can just feel a person's presence in the air heading my way, and I use that to know when to close a window, or tab and tuck my dick somewhere until they leave me alone.[/QUOTE] you have a magical gift and you are wasting it on that
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