ITT: You really gotta poop and someone is taking forever in the bathroom.

[Red_Eyes]

I switch the power off, and they will just do their business instead of reading fucking magazines. Works like a charm.

[Cinnamon]

Yell "Oh God" in varying levels of intensity until the hog gets out of my bathroom, at which time I fart a big juicy fart and walk away satisfied.

[Stinky]

Bathroom hog: "Do you know how long it takes me to get ready?"
Me: "Do you know how long it takes me....
TO NOT GIVE A FUCK?"

[DJSergei]

I just pooped a little

[BURG]

This is the appropriate time to take advantage of the water tank on the back of the toilet.

You heard me... a two-person-double-decker-shit.

Yeah.

[Johan123]

I take a shit in the sink

[Stinky]

"Alright I've had enough!"
*Starts pounding down the door*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"Hurry up!"
"I'm still getting ready!"
"Too bad!"
*Open the door*
*Get on the floor*
*Everybody walk the dinosaur*