So my "girlfriend"'s been arrested, and she's going to fucking jail.

[Aman V]

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24456277]My babysitter was an old woman how in fucks name[/QUOTE]

hey man I totally had a crush on my babysitter when I was like 11.
She was hot and 19

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456268]
I've been wondering if she's some sort of narc who becomes more attracted the more you ignore her.[/QUOTE]
All girls are like that...

[solid_jakeV2]

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;24456280]What do you mean more than normal girls?
The majority of my friends are chicks, and I'm a dude.[/QUOTE]

Same with me I mean really who is going to get along with you better than the opposite sex.

[editline]11:02PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Aman V;24456297]hey man I totally had a crush on my babysitter when I was like 11.
She was hot and 19[/QUOTE]

You lucky fuck

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=343N;24456281]Punch that other dick that decided to be tough in the face, show him how it feels.
Also, how long is she in there for?[/QUOTE]

He's probably some ghetto douche with guns 'n shit. so that's outta the question.

I don't know yet.

[editline]02:03AM[/editline]

69 people reading :pervert:

[Aman V]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456327]He's probably some ghetto douche with guns 'n shit. so that's outta the question.

I don't know yet.[/QUOTE]

Fuckin guns AND shit? hot damn steer clear of that badass

[343N]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456327]He's probably some ghetto douche with guns 'n shit. so that's outta the question.

I don't know yet.[/QUOTE]
Where do you live?

[solid_jakeV2]

[QUOTE=Aman V;24456341]Fuckin guns AND shit? hot damn steer clear of that badass[/QUOTE]

He's like the pimp of monkeys I swear

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=343N;24456342]Where do you live?[/QUOTE]

New York. Technically she lives in Manhattan but she alternates between her grandmother's house (Brooklyn) and her actual house due to her mom's job location.

[editline]02:05AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Aman V;24456341]Fuckin guns AND shit? hot damn steer clear of that badass[/QUOTE]

oh you

[shatteredwindow]

lol Brooklyn

[Aman V]

k OP I don't know if you are blind or not, but it is pretty obvious they were making out/fucking on the roof so I think it's best you just drop her. She probably never even considered you "boyfriend status" anyway you just thought that in your head. sorry bro. You're friendzoned

[solid_jakeV2]

Sounds like the plot of a bad movie

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=Aman V;24456378]k OP I don't know if you are blind or not, but it is pretty obvious they were making out/fucking on the roof so I think it's best you just drop her. She probably never even considered you "boyfriend status" anyway, you just thought that in your head. sorry bro. You're friendzoned[/QUOTE]
Quoting this since he is ignoring my posts.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Aman V;24456297]hey man I totally had a crush on my babysitter when I was like 11.
She was hot and 19[/QUOTE]

same deal here. my babysitter when I was a wee chitlin was hot. and she was the daughter of my (horse-faced) 1st grade teacher. my 5-year-old mind was pretty much "if I make nice with my teacher, she'll try to hook my 5-year-old ass with her 13-year-old daughter! SCORE!"

... it didn't work out that way.

but back on topic, sucks to hear that, OP, but it sounds like you two were getting pretty distant anyways. you should probably stop seeing her when she gets out. not immediately after, because that's a Dick move, but still, sometime after she's out, it'd probably be a good idea to break the bad news to her.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Aman V;24456378]k OP I don't know if you are blind or not, but it was pretty obvious they were making out/fucking on the roof so I think it's best you just drop her. She probably never even considered you "boyfriend status" anyway, you just thought that in your head. sorry bro. You're friendzoned[/QUOTE]

Far from it. You do know we kiss each other and stuff right? Yeah, I'm making it seem like our relationship was doomed from the start but we basically are a couple. We just went on a date on my birthday last week.

Look I'm not gonna go into what our relationship exactly is, the point is that I'm pissed off because she's an idiot and it's likely she was cheating on me.

Why the fuck does facepunch always make me go into specifics.

[Silly Sil]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456175]
bad reading[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KingKombat;24455803][...]she's been arrested for trespassing onto [B]the fucking roof of a school.[/B] [...]
They were only going to get fined, but something happened and the guy she was with got tough with the officer, until the officer arrested them both. [...]
[/QUOTE]
1st that's exactly what it says in the first sentence.
2nd you can't be taken responsible for actions of others.
Either she is getting arrested for trespassing or she did something more.
Do I really have to spell it out for you, little wimp?

[Aman V]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456432][B]Far from it. You do know we kiss each other and stuff right? We just went on a date on my birthday last week.[/B]
[/QUOTE]

oh damn, oh shit you just made the triple slum dunk home run touchdown 5th base right there.

Fuck man I wish I were you.

Regardless of that, what I said still stands. Just drop her.

And no offense OP but what does this girl look like? Is she mothman? I don't know any 18 year old girl who'd date a 15 year old.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24456461]1st that's exactly what it says in the first sentence.
2nd you can't be taken responsible for actions of others.
Either she is getting arrested for trespassing or she did something more.
Do I really have to spell it out for you, little wimp?[/QUOTE]

Re-read the OP carefully.

[Silly Sil]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456477]Re-read the OP carefully.[/QUOTE]
I have just quoted the OP are you dumb or what?

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24455803]Another great part? They were only going to get fined, but something happened and the guy she was with got tough with the officer, until the officer arrested them both.[/QUOTE]

Got damn boy

[sloppy_joes]

She could still be a whore dude.

Dates don't mean jack.

[Silly Sil]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;24456504]Got damn boy[/QUOTE]
You are pretty dense are you? That's exactly what I've quoted and what I was talking about.
And it's "god damn" not "got damn".

[sloppy_joes]

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24456516]You are pretty dense are you? That's exactly what I've quoted and what I was talking about.
And it's god damn not got damn.[/QUOTE]
He's 15, go easy on him

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;24456506]She could still be a whore dude.

Dates don't mean jack.[/QUOTE]

That's what I'm pissed about.

When she gets outta this mess (whenever that is), I'm sorting this shit out. I can't take any more of this little friend-with-benefits bullshit.

[sloppy_joes]

Just stop talking to her, what is there to sort out?

Unless she has some kind of super legitimate reason.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24456516]You are pretty dense are you? That's exactly what I've quoted and what I was talking about.
And it's "god damn" not "got damn".[/QUOTE]

Sheeet sorry I just re-read your post. Look it's 2 AM here and I'm a little tired.

And yeah I'm wondering why she got arrested alongside that dick mouth she was with.

[sloppy_joes]

I think she is the dick mouth in this situation.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;24456551]Just stop talking to her, what is there to sort out?

Unless she has some kind of super legitimate reason.[/QUOTE]

I just want answers. What the fuck was she doing on the roof exactly? I can't just jump to conclusions without actual clues, and just the basis that she was with some guy and that was it.

[sonicrjk]

the fact that you aren't official is the biggest red flag imo

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;24456576]I think she is the dick mouth in this situation.[/QUOTE]

They're both dick mouths. Her for being with him, him for being a dickweed and mouthing off to the cop.

[Itsjustguy]

Making talk to her what was she doing on the roof with that guy ?
Don't dump her yet.Get her part of the story.