Mom Went to see a Psychic; now She's Spewing Bullshit at Me
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Psychics are real.
[QUOTE=naughtydog;17604672]Leave HER alone? I haven't done anything wrong, she's the one who should get a stfu-slap.[/QUOTE]
Grow up.
respect her ideas, moron. Don't go on the internet and bitch about it here, go to your real life friends.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17605106]Hormones.
It is... The end of the month.[/QUOTE]
No it isn't. It's the beginning.
she's fucked up in the head next she'll start believing in angels and then she'll kill you
Replace her high-blood pressure pills with sugar pills.
She will shut up then.
:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;17604845][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychologist[/url][/QUOTE]
I stand corrected
i'm psychic
i predict everyone in this thread will pay taxes!
oogidy boogidy!
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;17605761]i'm psychic
i predict everyone in this thread will pay taxes!
oogidy boogidy![/QUOTE]
I live in dubai, meaning I don't pay taxes :3:
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;17605761]i'm psychic
i predict everyone in this thread will pay taxes!
oogidy boogidy![/QUOTE]
:ninja:
It's cold reading.
Your mom was the one who got spat bullshit.
[QUOTE=naughtydog;17604567]Title says it all.
My mom went to see a psychic today- Note that I'm pretty skeptical about these kinds of people, and now she's been annoying me with all the stupid things the lady told her. Things like how my dead grandparents are telling me happy birthday and all that (Even though today isn't my birthday), etc etc.
It's starting to get extremely annoying, and I don't believe it for a second. Anyone else had a similar experience?[/QUOTE]
Is your mom religious?
Why the fuck did I get a bad reading rating? I usually don't care, but I fully read the goddamn thing. Question is related in a way.
Your mom should have realized that that psychic was a dumb piece of shit when your grandparents supposedly told the psychic to tell your mom to wish you happy birthday on the wrong day
I used to work at a restaurant. Some Psychic lady came in sat down in this one chick's section that worked there. The psychic was like... reading the waitresses' hand, and tellin her bullshit.
Then the waitress was walkin around freaking out on people.
Sounds like they used their evil pagan magic to possess your mom.
Go find a shovel. Trust me, it's the only cure.
Wife's best friend spends $50 a pop at psychics while she has groceries, rent, and school to pay for. She goes in, the guy tells her what she obviously wants to hear, which is that her current relationship will work out and it will be wonderful. 3 weeks later, they break up. Where does she go? To the psychic, to pay $50 and ask him more questions about her future.
People are stupid. I don't understand why people buy into this shit.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;17606696]you answered your own question there pal[/QUOTE]
I guess I did. Good point.
Tell her everyone are Zombie Goasts.
Physic bitch is crazy
You're fucked.
[QUOTE=naughtydog;17604567]Title says it all.
My mom went to see a psychic today- Note that I'm pretty skeptical about these kinds of people, and now she's been annoying me with all the stupid things the lady told her. Things like how my dead grandparents are telling me happy birthday and all that (Even though today isn't my birthday), etc etc.
It's starting to get extremely annoying, and I don't believe it for a second. Anyone else had a similar experience?[/QUOTE]
Just tell her that you don't beleive in it and try to stop judging your mother for a few seconds ? It's not like she's kept you around for your scorn
Start carrying cards that have pictures of bullshit on them and whenever somebody starts spewing it hold one up.
[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;17611476]Start carrying cards that have pictures of bullshit on them and whenever somebody starts spewing it hold one up.[/QUOTE]
I think you mean tarot cards.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarot_cards[/url] They don't even need to be done well.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;17605761]i'm psychic
i predict everyone in this thread will pay taxes!
oogidy boogidy![/QUOTE]
Half of the people in this thread aren't old enough to pay taxes.
[QUOTE=Faren;17611797]Half of the people in this thread aren't old enough to pay taxes.[/QUOTE]
sales tax
[QUOTE=ShaRose;17611677]I think you mean tarot cards.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarot_cards[/url] They don't even need to be done well.[/QUOTE]
I love tarot cards. If you get it wrong just say it's upside down and it means the opposite. Each card has so many meanings too I can never remember even half of them.
[QUOTE=TH89;17604701]Isn't that what a Christian is[/QUOTE]
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Psychics can suck shit, when a loved one has passes away all you have left of them are their memories. You can't start lying about them that fucks up your memories, they are just scum.
My mom tursts homeopathy more than regular medicine :bang:
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