• Hawaii Myths - DON'T FUCKING LIVE HERE
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yeah well i went to hawaii and had an awesome time, everyone ate pineapple and then we all went surfing, looks like you're wrong op. edit: then we all went to the arcade and had a pizza party and it was the governors treat. wtf are you even talking about "Taxing" everything, i bet you're a liberal....
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19272841] This is our governor: [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V4soucedYQA/SLrxoP_m0-I/AAAAAAAAA8o/IIpUpa6RitM/s400/Linda_Lingle_navy_1-cropped.jpg[/img] [b][highlight]Her[/highlight][/b] solution to every fina- [/QUOTE] The fuck? I have seen balls that look more feminine than her. [editline]01:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=lolwutdude;19272841] Here's what people think they expect locals to be in Hawaii: [img]http://www.worldhum.com/images/images2009/obama_shaka_gest_360.jpg[/img] Here's what the reality is: [img]http://www.obscure.org/~lumina/kalena/Exit8boys.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure Obama acts like that all the time. In fact I'm pretty sure that one of those guys above is a younger Obama.
Sounds like fun over there. I'll remind myself if I ever go to Hawaii to pack a lot of guns.
I was born there. We moved away when I was 4. Sounds like we made the right choice.
Almost sounds like a GTA game.
[QUOTE=sink257;19273953]It can't be *THAT* bad?[/QUOTE] It's not that bad. It's like everywhere else. It has good parts and bad parts. The point he was trying to make is it is over-glamorized. Also, everything is freakishly expensive their, and poi tastes like paste.
So people will lick you in a scrap?
My wife's been twice with family, says it's nice. I'd probably recall if she mentioned anything about gang beatings, but maybe she got lucky, I don't know.
I went to Hawaii for a week. My aunt and uncle lived there, he was stationed at Pearl Harbor. I have to say it rained one night when we were there, brought out massive slugs, but otherwise was a beautiful place.
Already knew about the crystal meth, but shit... thanks for the heads-up.
Gotta be though son [media]http://osabetudo.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/magnum-pi-selleck-5.jpg[/media]
Damn, what a fucked up state. It could be worse, you could be Alaska.
Hmm... I've always wanted to go to Hawaii... :(
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19272841]Here's what people think they expect locals to be in Hawaii: [img]http://www.worldhum.com/images/images2009/obama_shaka_gest_360.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Actually, I was expecting it to be more like Floston Paradise, right when you get off the transport.
I already knew Hawaii was just a bunch of smoke and mirrors.
[QUOTE=deggemannen;19272933]But.. it looked so good in Tony Hawk![/QUOTE] Not gonna lie. I made some sick combos on that level.
[QUOTE=Rygar69;19275923]Not gonna lie. I made some sick combos on that level.[/QUOTE] I just got hit by nostalgia in the side of the head like a projectile brick.
[img]http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/Dog%20the%20Bounty%20sued.jpg[/img] It's ok bra
Aloha!
[QUOTE=Euphorium;19274960]Damn, what a fucked up state. It could be worse, you could be Alaska.[/QUOTE] I rather deal with the cold then deal with the scorching sun of Arizona...
i've been to Hawaii, Kauai, and Maui. Hawaii was definitely my least favorite. Most of the island is just volcanic rock and not very scenic at all. Kauai and Maui were very nice, though. Except when goddamn seals would get on the beach and they'd close off the area. Those lazy bastards....
Well shit! I was born there and now my mother is insisting on going there this summer! Mind you I was like 2 years old when my parents split and left Hawaii.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19272841] Raining is such a problem here, I can't go outside these days without seeing puddles everywhere.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck not [i]puddles[/i]!!!! Good thread though.
The tourist part of Hawaii isn't so bad, it's the good part that everyone loves. The rest of it is a shithole.
No wonder you're not getting any tourism. A soda for $2.50? Christ, dinner for two would cost more than air fare.
But... but but Oahu looked so good in Test Drive Unlimited :f5h::saddowns:
haha I've heard Hawaii was a ghetto.
Watching Dog the bounty hunter made me realise it's a shit hole.
I've gone to Hawaii twice. I went to Maui. I had no of the problems that you mentioned. The locals were actually quite nice. It didn't even rain once when I was there. It was only windy for one day. Which island do you live on? Also, last time I was there, the taxes were awesome compared to where I live. It was only 4% when I bought a watch. It's like god damn 11% here.
It isn't any different here in the Bahamas, besides the rain part, we don't get a lot of rain. There's ghettos everywhere though, one of the ghetto places is even called "The Mud". Haitians have literally taken over my island, if the police were to try to get rid of them, there would be an army of machete and rifle wielding voodoo guys coming back at them, not joking one bit. Plus our police men drink and drive without seat belts so they aren't much help.
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