• Name you guns :- AKA Hat Fortress IRL!
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[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;31818263]My guns usually go by "Son of a Bitch!" and "Piece of SHIT!" when they're acting up.[/QUOTE] Friggin' Ender.... "My WE open bolt M4's misfeeding! Piece of shit...." "My MG36 that's pimped out and looks beast just stopped working! Son of a Bitch!" "NOOO P226 slide snapped...! Piece of shit!" "GBBR M14's bolt cover broke off! Goddamn Son of a Bitch!"
i called my hk416 big mommas house 2
My AK is "SLAVIC THUИDER" because that's just a badass name. My M4 is "Ashley" because I forget why but its strange when there's lots of girls you know named Ashley. My UMP is "Alice" because Sweetie named it after herself. My Hi-Capa is unnamed. My Sniper Rifle is "Ol' Painless" after the Fallout 3 rifle, Timebomb named it back when I had the people vote as to what I did with it. My MK18 is "Sally" because It was the first name that came to my mind.
My CM M4's name is the CommieStomper 2000, and I don't have a name for my AK (which someone should give me a name for). Not sure what to call the KWA M4 i'm getting soon, or my pistol i'll be getting eventually.
My AK is now my "Shitty AK"
didn't you name it 'gingermatic 4000' or something
[QUOTE=deathmog;31832173]My CM M4's name is the CommieStomper 2000, and I don't have a name for my AK (which someone should give me a name for). Not sure what to call the KWA M4 i'm getting soon, or my pistol i'll be getting eventually.[/QUOTE] The Everlasting Directionless Orgasm?
I've decided to name my P229 "bitchtitsmcfaggotcrusher."
etch it into the slide with a pocket knife
[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;31834061]didn't you name it 'gingermatic 4000' or something[/QUOTE] Ging-o-matic yes. But I named the box not the gun.
My M79 is "Doomtube MKII" Thats about all I have for names :v:
I'm going to name my P226 "Magless" Basically my holster isn't the right shape and it presses the mag release when I run.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;31894242]I'm going to name my P226 "Magless" Basically my holster isn't the right shape and it presses the mag release when I run.[/QUOTE] Get a mag guard, best ten dollars you will ever spend on your pistol.
that or buy a good holster
[QUOTE=iFail;31894294]that or buy a good holster[/QUOTE] You mean pay money for a holster? You aren't making any sense boy! I resorted to an elastic band through the trigger guard and under the magazine. It works very well and doesn't look as shit as you might think. OK, it looks shit. The only other gun I named was Scratchy, my AUG. I camo sprayed the plastic parts but after about a year of wear and tear, most of it is black again.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;31894947]You mean pay money for a holster? You aren't making any sense boy.[/QUOTE] lol, if you're planning on running your 226, it'd be in your best interest to invest in a SERPA or a specifically designed P226 holster. otherwise you'll be losing mags and maybe even dropping your gun without realizing.
[QUOTE=venom;31896770]lol, if you're planning on running your 226, it'd be in your best interest to invest in a SERPA or a specifically designed P226 holster. otherwise you'll be losing mags and maybe even dropping your gun without realizing.[/QUOTE] I've been using it with a rubber band holding the magazines in since last October. No more problems, but I still think of it as the one that loses them at the worst possible moments.
My friend just tapes the bottom of his pistol to hold the mag in.
I lost my extended mag for my glock 18 :C it think it fell off because the mag release got pressed while I was running.
Terry - Tavor. Tori - CA M4 Tomo - Type 89 Tera - G&G M4
you like names starting with T
Oh shit we stopped naming our guns and we're talking about mags boy am I embarrassed.
[QUOTE=wewt!;31834316]The Everlasting Directionless Orgasm?[/QUOTE] hahahaha I would, but I named it The Shebitch, or Shebitch. The AK needs a unique and witty name for it though in Crylic, what is The Shit Slapper in Crylic? I need a name for the M16 now.
[QUOTE=deathmog;31908964]what is The Shit Slapper in Crylic?[/QUOTE] дерьмо пощечину
I'll write it friday, or when I get off early if I do this week.
i'm going to name my A&K masada The Shitter
Masada? You better be Jewish...
[QUOTE=Kman1;31929571]Masada? You better be Jewish...[/QUOTE] Uh.
I mean if it's related to the Mapgul Masada I will hit something.
wut?
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