Who wants to help me with my public speaking project?
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Basically, I have to give a 1 minute speech about an imaginary product I (have yet to) come up with and provide selling points. One problem, my creativity sucks. So, this is where you guys come in. Give me some ideas (not too overly drug related please), and I will turn that idea into a speech and I will do my best to get a video to post the results!
A tattoo that you can erase temporarily by rubbing a special gel on it, then simply washing the gel off with a special solution your lovely tattoo will be reimbursed.
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The only side-effect is growing an extra tesitical
[editline]14th February 2012[/editline]
There's surgery for that though.
They have cover-up for that already. And you retain the same number of testicles you had before using it... Lol.
Damn this would be way easier if I was high..
A trampoline that charges batteries?!
Think outside the box guys. Somebody last semester came up with zombie repellent. Use those imaginations of yours!
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[QUOTE=TamTamJam;34705279]Damn this would be way easier if I was high..
A trampoline that charges batteries?![/QUOTE]
Getting closer.
A robot that grows weed for you.
Too generic. Also too heavy into drugs.
A robot that grows roses :)
robot that grows weed and roses
A machine that puts the fizz back into your soda.
Tiny wireless earphones that can function as receivers to a small mp3 player to discreetly listen to music.
A bed that has a small storage area at the end that has a blanket stored in it with a gel that can be heated or cooled by the bed to get the temperature you want when you use it.
Rollerskates. For your hands.
A backpack with 4 wheels on the front of it so when you put your books or other hard things into it, you can use it as a skateboard.
Underwear that can vibrate slightly to help unstick your balls from the side of your leg.
a vending machine full of hookers
Oh god, I took "Oral Communications in the Workplace" last semester, a 3 credit course. It shouldve been called Public Speaking 101 because all we fucking did was do dumb ass speeches of increasing length and write fucking 10 page papers AND the teacher made us do a bunch of group bullshit, meaning I had to spend at least $20 extra per week on gasoline to get to the fucking meetings.
Fuck. That. Class.
The only time I enjoyed it was when I went on fucking amphetamines :suicide:
I made up a product that alerts you before you get so hammered that you throw up. I called it the drinking buddy :v:
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daycare that sells weed
[QUOTE=its shortie;34712426]I made up a product that alerts you before you get so hammered that you throw up. I called it the drinking buddy :v:[/QUOTE]
lol put in body mass index and press the button every time you take a shot???
a solar powered flashlight
[QUOTE=green bandit;34717254]a solar powered flashlight[/QUOTE]
theres those hand crank flashlights that are pretty neat.
A pipe that explodes when someone you don't really like hits it.
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