• Ask a sewing machine store clerk anything
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Q: Are you back yet? Why do you continue to work there, even though you'd rather work elsewhere? A: yes, I just remembered to check the thread. I work there because it is rather easy, there is a lot of downtime so I can read a book or do homework. Q: How much would it cost about for all of the accessories and materials needed to make a pair of pants? A: I do not know, and like all the customers in the store ask me, I have to answer, I'm sorry I am only the sewing machine dealer, I do not work with the fabrics. (another company leases space in this fabrics and crafts store) Q: have you ever sewed your cock to something A: No. Q: He [noparse][img][/noparse] Is a sewing machine clerk? A: Yes, That is me, and I am. why? Q: Can you give me percentages or fractions? A: I can try, I never thought to remember what, but to the best of my memories: Old: 60% Homosexual: 5% Female: 65% Male: 35% Odd people: 50-60% these are guesstimated. Q: Also Is your job fun? A: Depends on how you think of fun. I think it is fun that I have extra time, so I can explore the store and do shit or read an informative book. Some people may find i boring because it is rather slow at the moment, gets busy as hell during the holidays in winter. Also it is enjoyable to watch people. I think everyone should at least go to a public place once, sit down and just watch people, how they act and what they do, it is very interesting. Q: Do you ever rub the cloth on your penis while at work to get a turn on? A: no, at least not yet Q: This is just stupid, stop with the fucking knock offs. A: that's not a question. and I am serious about this thread.
have you ever put a needle in your dick hole
What's your finest model of sewing machine?
Q: have you ever put a needle in your dick hole A: No Q: What's your finest model of sewing machine? A: in my little store there is this one that is like $1400 but I don't remember the name, and another one that I remember that is the Baby Lock Ellure which does sewing and embroideries. Though at our main store we have very expensive ones that I don't even know about that are thousands of dollars.
Just how many shades of green thread do you have?
[QUOTE=Octo pie;20677488]Q: have you ever put a needle in your dick hole A: No [/QUOTE] liar edit: lol 666 posts
Are you a homosexual?
Q: Just how many shades of green thread do you have? A: a lot, next time I'm in, I'll count them just for you. Q: Are you a homosexual? A: no off to bed
what do you do when someone shits in a urinal
Do you also sell propane and propane accessories?
These types of threads are getting old real quick. How many have we had in the past two days? Ten? I know three for sure.
Have you ever seen a lady that is so fat she looks like a walrus come in and hit on you or someone else? If you have were you turned on or did you run away screaming, and is it possible to make a ball that is the size of someones chest out of just green threads??? [editline]07:07AM[/editline] OH WAIT if we took all of the threads in facepunch do you think we could make a ball as big as garry and then personally give it to him? If we can I would TOTALLY do it and then you could tell him that he could do giant ball races, or giant balls racing in chairs like he likes to do so much. That would be totally Epic and if we got some people to donate I would love to do it. [editline]07:09AM[/editline] Well not all of the threads but we could make a huge ball out of green threads and give It to him he would be totally amazed ( there are like a shit ton of posts like 10 mil posts and almost 1 mil threads. [editline]07:13AM[/editline] I got told thatthere wer 19.5 mil posts and 850 thousand threads with around 100 thousand members
[QUOTE=Hendo;20677256]have you ever put a needle in your dick hole[/QUOTE] :byodood:
[QUOTE=soderholm13;20680125]:byodood:[/QUOTE] wat
Exactly
What's the weirdest sewing project you ever heard someone talk about? Also, I'd like to learn how to sew. Seems like you could do some neat stuff with it. I'm going to go ahead and rate myself a gaybow.
Are you jealous of that LAN worker guy that claims he makes $45 an hour?
are you going to stop making this kind of threads?
What's the craziest story you have while working there?
Obviously, your life can't very exciting if you're impelling us to ask questions about the textile industry. I deem this thread as lame.
I'm currently sewing too :buddy: You're pretty good at sewing I assume then? So, when creating something such as a pillow from scratch, would you use a tracing pencil or tracing paper + a tracer? I wanted to create a Facepunch logo pillow but I wasn't sure how to start off.
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