• Facepunch Dream Diaries
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This dream consisted of a death of my imaginary girlfriend that existed in the dream. The dream mostly revolved around of how her spirit was angry at me for never getting too close romantically to her, her death cause was unknown. The dream also showed of how I worked at a random job that consisted of a very simple labor. The end of the dream mostly consisted of me traveling to a unique burial ground near a large amount of abandoned navy ships. I had to visit a specific location in which I paid a relatively small amount of money to bury her, 300$ to be exact. I remember asking the coroner whether this is the appropriate burial type for a person that has a problem with you, and would it settle the anger of their spirit, I also added that I was not religious. The coroner replied that it indeed is. The coffin had a few problems when it was lowered down, but generally everything went relatively smoothly. The coffin lowering procedure relied on an automatic mechanism that required a few manual procedures to be fully lowered. The dream ended quite shortly after the coffin was fully lowered and when I exited the burial facility. A few notes: The girlfriend that was present in the dream had a slightly Indian appearance. The torments of her spirit consisted of my vision and hearing suddenly switching to a scenario of her being ridiculously angry and screaming phrases such as “is this what you wanted?”. I also remember that the beginning of the dream approximately started with me waking up near my girlfriend and then realizing that she was no longer alive. There were also a few strange moments in the dream in which I examined the corpse and it came to “life” by presenting the same types of angry mental messages, except in reality and from a moving corpse. Both types of mental messages had her face extremely close to mine. I also remember feeling extreme regret and sadness throughout almost the whole dream, only ending when she was buried. I must also note that the burial facility somehow resembled a gym, and the burial device itself looked like something that you would work out on. Please note that most of my dreams do not follow normal rules of logic, attempting to rationalize them is a waste of time.
When I was very young, I accidentally locked myself within my bathroom. In my old house the toilet was in a very small room, and there was a bath and sink in the other. Anyway I locked myself in and couldn't get out, my parents had to call the fire brigade to break down the door. Since that time for several years I would have horrible nightmares in which the toilet would try and kill me, he also had these very long arms made of a silvery substance, sort of made of glitter. These dreams were terrifying for me, until one day randomly in a dream I made peace with the toilet and never dreamt of it since. I never have nightmares now, and dreams that could be considered nightmares (being attacked my zombies with no escape) I actually find enjoyable. Also one time I had a very strange dream, in which I turned around and was grabbed by a large alien type creature, who grabbed my arms and shouted "SPERM!". Weird..
I had a dream where some punk threw a snowball at me I got pissed, so I threw him to the ground I tried to get him back up so I could bring him to his parents Then he split in half And went like, "Oh shit" And then I realized it was a dream So I woke up
I had a nightmare of the world being a wasteland. I don't remember exactly but I just kept walking around my town where everything was all dust and rubble I woke up when I saw some sorta mutated creature jumped out of a corner, then I sprung up and hit my face on my bed. I broke me face.
I had this dream where i died, but then i came back to life, only i was invisible, but i was able to see that my material was actually water(to my eyes) and whenever my body heat went up i would be visible. I couldn't even have sex since nobody would be able to touch me as they would only go through me :ohdear:
I once dreamt that I was in a white room with a white computer with a white desk and a white mouse and a white monitor. Suddenly someone wrote: "You are now in a dream, if you try to do anything lucid, you will wake up." I ignored that and tried to shoot a laser from my hand, then i woke up. Then I woke up again.
The night before last, I had a weird, muddled dream that ended up with me getting in some sort of trouble (captured?). Then my perspective cut to the first person of a Swedish guy, who was running through some snowy woods that don't actually exist around here, shouting at people to stand aside and make way (since he was coming to save me). He also took aim and sniped a guy with pinpoint accuracy while in a full sprint, using only an M1 Garand (don't ask why he had one). Then again, since I was in the Swedish guy's first person view, maybe [I]I[/I] pulled the epic shot.
I once had a dream that a donkey (that ran on two legs) had a pistol and was trying to shoot at me on a hill. I was screaming quite loudly while rolling down the hill and begging him to stop. I was about 8... It's one of those dreams that you don't forget. I also hate those dreams where you're falling, and you wake up RIGHT when you're falling, so it feels like you fall from your ceiling into your bed. Always shakes me up.
i once saw a dream where my mother was a robot and it killed my real mother
I can remember a dream from a couple of years ago; I was running along this cliff/canyon with a huge drop at the end of it. As I neared the end I tripped over a purple cushion and fell I woke up with like a spasm.
I was snuggling (not sex, just cuddling) with a girl last night in a house party and after I drifted off to sleep. I remember dreaming about a boat.
I once dreamt I was in a store in sweden called Elgiganten, then some douche starts being cocky, much older than me, and I said do you know who my brother is (he is quite known in this city) then the guy pulls out a revolver but from nowhere one of my brothers henchmen appears with a revolver too, and I hear 2 shots from each revolver, I didn't wanna look who got shot and who didn't. So I ran, but somehow I ran in circles I couldn't run straight from the danger, I ran from it and then I ran back. And I was like WTF why am I running in circles I'm going to die. It was a dream that felt real
[B]1[/B].i can't remember a good part of it, but i do remember that there was a round tower that stood on two stilts in a field by a forest. i climbed in, and there was a dim, messy room with a dresser and a tv on top. an xbox was near the tv, and xbox games were everywhere. i tried to turn up the light, but the light got brighter, the room itself stayed dim. (big chunk missing) then i'm in africa, chasing the skinny buffalo. "you can't escape me!" i said. i then picked up a clump of grass, willed it to be a nuclear bomb, then hurled it in the buffalo's general directon. nuclear explosion, then the mushroom cloud solidified, and the buffalo vaulted off of it sideways. i threw a few more clumps, tore up africa pretty bad. that's all i remember. [B]2.[/B]i lived in a small urban town, and we were on air raid alert. we all hid in our bomb shelters until the sirens stopped. we walked out, and there was an odd, flaoting thing, much like a large, floating, yellow dildo with a propeller on the end. then someone yelled "RUN! IT'S A PLASMA MISSILE!" and the small crowd around it scattered, me included. i got about halfway down the block, when it exploded. very small explosion. we all came back, and the missile was stil floating there, but red now. someone said something like 'red means it's out of juice'. then it turned into a cartoon, then split into three little versions with laughing faces. we started to run. they cycled around each other, and hit the ground in sequence, each time causing an explosion of crystal that froze everything in place. we weren't fast enough, and the missiles laughed... ...and i woke up. [B]3.[/B]this one started in third person. there was a burned forest, black trees, blackened skeletons and all. there was a small group of people running through the woods, wearing 1800's classic american clothing. there was a man, a woman, a teenage dude, and a very young girl. then my perspective changes to the teenage dude. the little girl started crying and saying that she was thirsty. there was a puddle, and she leaned down to drink, i stopped her. "it has worms in it" i said. millions of tiny, white worms swirled around in the water. we walked, and then we came to a natural dam of granite. the water on one side was in nearly all colors of the rainbow. the other side, normal green. the woman leaned over the green side, holding onto the man and the girl for balance, when she slips. she took the man and the girl with her, and i watched as they fell headfirst onto the rocks below. [splats] i walked on, and i was on a green bridge, and there were a bunch of people cheering on one side. there was a lily-pad race going on over there, and i saw my brother. he slipped off the lily pad he was on, and something pulled him under. i walked farther, and there was a gate, red and white stripes, with 'THE CARNIVAL' printed on the top. there was a singular tent behind it, and a woman came from behind it, asked me where i'd been, handed me a 12-dollar bill, and told me to do something with it. i stared in wonder at it, then pulled an 11-dollar bill out of my pocket and barely glanced at it. somehow, i ended up in a sad petsmart; all the logos were frowning. then i came to an escalator(somehow). it was at a near-right angle, and it went really quickly until it came to a floor, where it slowed suddenly, and i nearly fell over each time. then i came to the bottom floor, where it curved and threw me out. then a security guard wearing aviators was helping me up, and i somehow ended up being launched out of another escalator into a purple and orange room. i wondered at why my bones weren't broken. theni woke up. [B]4.[/B]and i had a dream i was shooting mario and luigi with a large gun. it was so fun.
Dreaming while having a fever can be pretty trippy
I had a recurring dream when I was younger that I was lying on a hill overlooking a vast plain, with one bunker in the middle of the plain. There were zombies scattered all over the plain, and they seemed to congregate around the bunker. After observing them for a few minutes, I'd get up, turn around, and get bitten by a zombie behind me. I'd usually wake up then, and if I didn't, I'd stumble around as a zombie for a few minutes.
I figure I could type out a dream I remember vividly from a few nights ago. :-) It started off in an Airport in the middle of a desert. Not really sure why I was there, but I was, and with my grandmother. We were both walking around, and I remember being weighed down by my grandmother's oxygen tanks (Yes, she's that old). After a while we stopped at an open elevator shaft, and my grandmother suggested we make a suicide pact. For some reason, I agreed, and we both jumped down this 50 story elevator shaft at the same time. We both hit the ground at the same time, and I remember my vision going dark. In the last few seconds before my vision went completely black, I remember seeing a man stand from where we had jumped. And he dropped a Subway sandwich on me.
I once dreamed that my chair collapsed and I was lying with big shards of broken glass through my foot. Was awesome.
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