• My first homosexual experience.
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[QUOTE=Trotsky;18094228]go sniff glue.[/QUOTE] Didn't you ask me before if I ate glue?
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18097562]Didn't you ask me before if I ate glue?[/QUOTE] I determined you did.
This thread is nothing but :protarget::protarget::protarget::protarget:
[QUOTE=Encinida;18051579]his parents went to go deep sea fishing [/QUOTE] I lol'd right here.
So, did someone remake it into a heterosexual version? I might try.
[QUOTE=Paravin;18098408]So, did someone remake it into a heterosexual version? I might try.[/QUOTE] So me and my Female friend were discussing at her house about Twilight New Moon...
A female homosexual version?
[QUOTE=Paravin;18098460]A female homosexual version?[/QUOTE] :hellyeah::q::pervert:
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;18099068]:hellyeah::q::pervert:[/QUOTE] :what:
i didnt even read it i stopped reading after 2 words
[QUOTE=Zombie Star;18099260]i didnt even read it i stopped reading after 2 words[/QUOTE] :raise: You sure? :smug:
I read the whole thing
Disregard what I said. I was just banned for a week, and I'm trying to stop accidentally shitting on threads with my presence.
[QUOTE=PQNY;18100599]It's not as epic as my first experience. I'll say this. Cousin, gay, incest. Nuff' said.[/QUOTE] At first i was :cawg: Then i was :saddowns:
[QUOTE=PQNY;18100599]It's not as epic as my first experience. I'll say this. Cousin, gay, incest. Nuff' said.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/byodood.gif[/img]
While im pleased that you enjoyed yourself, i do kind of resent how my dinner is now dripping off the ceiling and onto me head.
[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18101310]While im pleased that you enjoyed yourself, i do kind of resent how my dinner is now dripping off the ceiling and onto me head.[/QUOTE] Oh please, it wasn't that bad.
[QUOTE=radioactive;18098424]So me and my Female friend were discussing at her house about Twilight New Moon...[/QUOTE] That's still pretty gay.
Holy shit whats happening oh - :gay: nooooooooooooo-
[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18101310]While im pleased that you enjoyed yourself, i do kind of resent how my dinner is now dripping off the ceiling and onto me head.[/QUOTE] Your avatar accurately depicts my reaction after reading this thread.
EcksDee, your avatar reminds me about something that someone must do.
Sounds like a gay ol time [editline]01:22PM[/editline] yabba dabba doo
apparantly OP came late 3 times... also A wizard has turned you into a homo, is this awesome? (Y/N)
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;18051612]Probably copied and pasted. Notice how he has ONE post, and joined today.[/QUOTE]Think about it: He might have friends who go on FP and doesn't want them to know about this so he made an alt to post this thread
Okay so I was at my used to be friends house and smoked. After we were done we went to his room and sat down. I was high as hell so everything just didnt compute in my head very well. So he says "lets watch porn, i got a Girls gone wild dvd." i shrugged and said whatever. About half way through the movie out of random he says "did you know it's not gay to suck a guys dick?" I laughed and said what ever thinking he was joking. So the movie is still playing and its just going right out my other ear and all of a sudden he puts his hand in his pocket and starts rubbing his dick! I was thinking what the fuck? I was about a step away from getting away from him when he than says can you please suck my dick? I fuckin just get up and leave to my other friends house. we talk for a little while then i realize I left my backpack at his house. I was about 14 at the time so i had to go get my backpack. I go in and he is in there crying. I get my back and he says "where the hell are you going?" and i say "im leaving and i fucking run!" note that this kid raped his little sister (I just figured out recently) and takes anti depressent pills, plus he's got a box full of knives under his bed so I hauled ass. I think would have got raped if i wasnt triple his muscle mass (kid is skrawny). So thats my super adventure.
[QUOTE=MetaliMaiden88;18197690]Okay so I was at my used to be friends house and smoked. After we were done we went to his room and sat down. I was high as hell so everything just didnt compute in my head very well. So he says "lets watch porn, i got a Girls gone wild dvd." i shrugged and said whatever. About half way through the movie out of random he says "did you know it's not gay to suck a guys dick?" I laughed and said what ever thinking he was joking. So the movie is still playing and its just going right out my other ear and all of a sudden he puts his hand in his pocket and starts rubbing his dick! I was thinking what the fuck? I was about a step away from getting away from him when he than says can you please suck my dick? I fuckin just get up and leave to my other friends house. we talk for a little while then i realize I left my backpack at his house. I was about 14 at the time so i had to go get my backpack. I go in and he is in there crying. I get my back and he says "where the hell are you going?" and i say "im leaving and i fucking run!" note that this kid raped his little sister (I just figured out recently) and takes anti depressent pills, plus he's got a box full of knives under his bed so I hauled ass. I think would have got raped if i wasnt triple his muscle mass (kid is skrawny). So thats my super adventure.[/QUOTE] Sounds like some furfag i talked to.
[QUOTE=Firearms2k;18202793]Sounds like some furfag i talked to.[/QUOTE] aren't you mature
[QUOTE=MetaliMaiden88;18197690]Okay so I was at my used to be friends house and smoked. After we were done we went to his room and sat down. I was high as hell so everything just didnt compute in my head very well. So he says "lets watch porn, i got a Girls gone wild dvd." i shrugged and said whatever. About half way through the movie out of random he says "did you know it's not gay to suck a guys dick?" I laughed and said what ever thinking he was joking. So the movie is still playing and its just going right out my other ear and all of a sudden he puts his hand in his pocket and starts rubbing his dick! I was thinking what the fuck? I was about a step away from getting away from him when he than says can you please suck my dick? I fuckin just get up and leave to my other friends house. we talk for a little while then i realize I left my backpack at his house. I was about 14 at the time so i had to go get my backpack. I go in and he is in there crying. I get my back and he says "where the hell are you going?" and i say "im leaving and i fucking run!" note that this kid raped his little sister (I just figured out recently) and takes anti depressent pills, plus he's got a box full of knives under his bed so I hauled ass. I think would have got raped if i wasnt triple his muscle mass (kid is skrawny). So thats my super adventure.[/QUOTE] Should have gone with it.
nigga you gay
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