Oh god another one of these :v:
Let's all post about our first heterosexual experiences, go.
I feel slightly ill now.
[QUOTE=AY LEE;18051608]I wish I was there.[/QUOTE]
Join the queue, mate.
I'm happy I was in my own room when I read this...
[QUOTE=DPennington;18051855]I'm straight and I got a boner from this. Is that bad?[/QUOTE]
Nope, you most probably replaced one of the guys with a girl (in your mental image of the event) when reading the OP, that's why you got a boner (that's what usually happens at least).
[QUOTE=acds;18058486]Nope, you most probably replaced one of the guys with a girl (in your mental image of the event) when reading the OP, that's why you got a boner (that's what usually happens at least).[/QUOTE]
Chicks with dicks.
got a boner from this too
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adn im a girl
The OP has 250 gaybows. I find this funny.
So, OP, you gonna tell anyone but the entire damn internet?
[QUOTE=Bengley;18058499]Chicks with dicks.[/QUOTE]
Dicks with chicks.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18058963]I think OP has turned half of Facepunch gay...[/QUOTE]
Everyone on facepunch is of that age where they may be "Bi-curious"
Oh god a gay advert at the bottom/
[QUOTE=radioactive;18059020]Everyone on facepunch is of that age where they may be "Bi-curious"[/QUOTE]
i like girls but 99% of the time i'd prefer they had dicks instead of vaginas
I'm gonna miss the internet when the zombies invade.
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;18059076]I'm gonna miss the internet when the zombies invade.[/QUOTE]
The internet will still exist.
Wow, seriously like what the hell?????
[i]Holy shit[/i], dude.
Fucking hell when will moderators start banning people for gross shit in GD.
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;18059047]i like girls but 99% of the time i'd prefer they had dicks instead of vaginas[/QUOTE]
Strap-ons.
[QUOTE=Jallen;18059241]Fucking hell when will moderators start banning people for gross shit in GD.[/QUOTE]
Homophobia is gay
:geno:
Holy fuck...
[QUOTE=Encinida;18052077]*disgusting and stupid story there*[/QUOTE]
why didn't you bite his dick off, get a knife, call 911 and defend yourself till the police arrives? also, i wish i could un-read this... my brain hurts :S
[QUOTE=headcrabsftw;18059484]why didn't you bite his dick off, get a knife, call 911 and defend yourself till the police arrives? also, i wish i could un-read this... my brain hurts :S[/QUOTE]
Why would he do that when he obviously wanted it?
SHIT i got a boner :smithicide:
Its not that bad if you got a boner and you are in you're teens, because of hormones.
But if you where past puberty than somthing is wrong.
[QUOTE=bigdan;18059770]Its not that bad if you got a boner and you are in you're teens, because of hormones.
But if you where past puberty than somthing is wrong.[/QUOTE]
Liking dudes: IT'S WRONG.
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