Your first homosexual, nay first [I]any-sexual[/I] experience is [I]full-on anal sex?[/I] Forget making out and stuff, you guys just go straight to the bum-fucking.
Excuse my incredulity, but that just doesn't sound believeable. That's usually something that should be [I](and typically is)[/I] worked up to. Not to mention you guys were really kinda stupid for engaging without any sort of collaboration or preparation or protection. You had the forsight to at least use lube, but really? Butt-fucking is a [I]fabulous[/I] way to transfer STDs due to how easily the anal tissue can tear under the force of a cock.
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;18063424]Your first homosexual, nay first [I]any-sexual[/I] experience is [I]full-on anal sex?[/I] Forget making out and stuff, you guys just go straight to the bum-fucking.
Excuse my incredulity, but that just doesn't sound believeable. That's usually something that should be [I](and typically is)[/I] worked up to. Not to mention you guys were really kinda stupid for engaging without any sort of collaboration or preparation or protection. You had the forsight to at least use lube, but really? Butt-fucking is a [I]fabulous[/I] way to transfer STDs due to how easily the anal tissue can tear under the force of a cock.[/QUOTE]
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ha
This boy has more gaybows than days in an american year.
Sounds like your friend got a "broner"
[QUOTE=Jakobi;18063913]This boy has more gaybows than days in an american year.[/QUOTE]
I think a lot of other countries have years too.
[QUOTE=Bengley;18063949]I think a lot of other countries have years too.[/QUOTE]
Liar
[QUOTE=Encinida;18051579]After a few minutes, I was able to slide my dick about 3/4's of the way through before hitting a sort of wall thing, [/QUOTE]
[img]http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/web/at-first-i-was-like.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Ohforf;18064652]I'm like [I]totally[/I] into this stuff, yeah.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my house and play videogames? :q:[/QUOTE]
Yeah for sure, maybe I should call my friends over and have a gang... oh I mean a video game party? :v:
Let's play "Halo 3"...
Why's everyone like "OMGWTFBBQ doods habving secks!" It's a thread called "my first homosexual experiance". Didn't that make you think that there could possibly be some homosexual experiences in it? or are you too retarded to make that connection.
Humans: Most of them are retards.
I saw the screencap in the LMAO threads
but seriously
WHAT THE FUCK?
Well, of course, homosexuals would start off with sex. When will you guys get this!? Homosexuality is a mental disorder. It is a form of criminal insanity applied towards sexuality. And like any other disorder, it can be treated. Darwin, a practical man, would agree that homosexuality is an opposition to "survival of the fittest". The only reason the liberals support gay rights is because they want to be seen as "the liberators " again so that they can appeal to a rebellious youth because wise adults have almost completely lost faith in them!
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18064974]Well, of course, homosexuals would start off with sex. When will you guys get this!? Homosexuality is a mental disorder. It is a form of criminal insanity applied towards sexuality. And like any other disorder, it can be treated. Darwin, a practical man, would agree that homosexuality is an opposition to "survival of the fittest". The only reason the liberals support gay rights is because they want to be seen as "the liberators " again so that they can appeal to a rebellious youth because wise adults have almost completely lost faith in them![/QUOTE]
You are one fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=Bengley;18063048]Moderator + Homophobia = not a good thing. I'm pretty sure people are banned for homophobia.[/QUOTE]
I was mocking the person I quoted.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18063209]Sarcasm?
in MY facepunch?[/QUOTE]
It's more likely to go over someone's head than you think.
[QUOTE=scorpinat;18065010]You are one fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]
Of course there is no counter argument to my statement.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18064974]Well, of course, homosexuals would start off with sex. When will you guys get this!? Homosexuality is a mental disorder. It is a form of criminal insanity applied towards sexuality. And like any other disorder, it can be treated. Darwin, a practical man, would agree that homosexuality is an opposition to "survival of the fittest". The only reason the liberals support gay rights is because they want to be seen as "the liberators " again so that they can appeal to a rebellious youth because wise adults have almost completely lost faith in them![/QUOTE]
Well, of course conservative nutjobs would start off with hating everything that isn't conform to the bible. When will you guys get this!? Christianity is a mental disorder. It is a form of fascist insanity applied towards humanity. And like any other disorder, it can be treated. Your mom, a hairy man, would agree that conservatism is an opposition to "live and let live". The only reason the normal people support christianity is because they want to be seen as "teh holy ppl lul" again so that they can appeal to a youth with christian values because insane parents have almost completely taken over their thoughts.
Oh my god your first homosexual experince and it was with a guy! D:
That's terrible
They should of filmed it.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;18065232]Well, of course conservative nutjobs would start off with hating everything that isn't conform to the bible. When will you guys get this!? Christianity is a mental disorder. It is a form of fascist insanity applied towards humanity. And like any other disorder, it can be treated. Your mom, a hairy man, would agree that conservatism is an opposition to "live and let live". The only reason the normal people support christianity is because they want to be seen as "teh holy ppl lul" again so that they can appeal to a youth with christian values because insane parents have almost completely taken over their thoughts.[/QUOTE]
1- How is that addressing my point?
2- Why should you assume I'm Christian because I am against Gay rights. I know plenty of Athiests, Jews, and Muslims who oppose homosexuality. I happen to be Catholic, but I could have been an Athiest, a Jew, or a Muslim.
3- "Your mom, a hairy man" My mom is a wonderful women. I still don't see why attacking my mother addressed my point.
4- I don't oppose Homoesxuality because it says so in the bible. In fact, i've never even read the book that contains that part of the bible. I oppose it because homosexuals along with other factors have been destroying the values respected in the good ol' days of American culture (post segregation).
5- Copy/pasting what I type and replacing the words doesn't make you look witty.
6- Attacking Christianity to spread Athiest propaganda does not in any way argue against homosexuality. I'm going to make the assumption you are an uninformed liberal or libertarian.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18065449]1- How is that addressing my point?
2- Why should you assume I'm Christian because I am against Gay rights. I know plenty of Athiests, Jews, and Muslims who oppose homosexuality. I happen to be Catholic, but I could have been an Athiest, a Jew, or a Muslim.
3- "Your mom, a hairy man" My mom is a wonderful women. I still don't see why attacking my mother addressed my point.
4- I don't oppose Homoesxuality because it says so in the bible. In fact, i've never even read the book that contains that part of the bible. I oppose it because homosexuals along with other factors have been destroying the values respected in the good ol' days of American culture (post segregation).
5- Copy/pasting what I type and replacing the words doesn't make you look witty.
6- Attacking Christianity to spread Athiest propaganda does not in any way argue against homosexuality. I'm going to make the assumption you are an uninformed liberal or libertarian.[/QUOTE]
You so clever and intellectual, bro. You are completely right. We are wrong. Forgive me.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18065449]1- How is that addressing my point?
2- Why should you assume I'm Christian because I am against Gay rights. I know plenty of Athiests, Jews, and Muslims who oppose homosexuality. I happen to be Catholic, but I could have been an Athiest, a Jew, or a Muslim.
3- "Your mom, a hairy man" My mom is a wonderful women. I still don't see why attacking my mother addressed my point.
4- I don't oppose Homoesxuality because it says so in the bible. In fact, i've never even read the book that contains that part of the bible. I oppose it because homosexuals along with other factors have been destroying the values respected in the good ol' days of American culture (post segregation).
5- Copy/pasting what I type and replacing the words doesn't make you look witty.
6- Attacking Christianity to spread Athiest propaganda does not in any way argue against homosexuality. I'm going to make the assumption you are an uninformed liberal or libertarian.[/QUOTE]
Homosexuality is not a mental disorder.
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18065018]I was mocking the person I quoted.
It's more likely to go over someone's head than you think.[/QUOTE]
:buddy:
[QUOTE=Bengley;18065476]Homosexuality is not a mental disorder.
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:buddy:[/QUOTE]
I can argue against that. Go ahead, try me! I dare you!
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[QUOTE=Tu154M;18065472]You so clever and intellectual, bro. You are completely right. We are wrong. Forgive me.[/QUOTE]
Oh lol look at me I guess im gonna try to make this guy look like a jackass because I can't come up with an argument.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18065488]I can argue against that. Go ahead, try me! I dare you!
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Oh lol look at me I guess im gonna try to make this guy look like a jackass because I can't come up with an argument.[/QUOTE]
You're a poofter in denial.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18065449]1- How is that addressing my point?
2- Why should you assume I'm Christian because I am against Gay rights. I know plenty of Athiests, Jews, and Muslims who oppose homosexuality. I happen to be Catholic, but I could have been an Athiest, a Jew, or a Muslim.
3- "Your mom, a hairy man" My mom is a wonderful women. I still don't see why attacking my mother addressed my point.
4- I don't oppose Homoesxuality because it says so in the bible. In fact, i've never even read the book that contains that part of the bible. I oppose it because homosexuals along with other factors have been destroying the values respected in the good ol' days of American culture (post segregation).
5- Copy/pasting what I type and replacing the words doesn't make you look witty.
6- Attacking Christianity to spread Athiest propaganda does not in any way argue against homosexuality. I'm going to make the assumption you are an uninformed liberal or libertarian.[/QUOTE]
Do you honestly believe all of the millions of people who are gay have a mental disorder? And the millions of people who were gay throughout history?
I really, really feel fucking sorry for you. Ignorant bastard.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18065488]I can argue against that. Go ahead, try me! I dare you!
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Oh lol look at me I guess im gonna try to make this guy look like a jackass because I can't come up with an argument.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure FP loves you since your views are so modern and you're so funny and stuff.
We don't need to come up with an argument to oppose someone who is clearly really fucking stupid, ubermensch
[QUOTE=Karlos;18065631]Do you honestly believe all of the millions of people who are gay have a mental disorder? And the millions of people who were gay throughout history?
I really, really feel fucking sorry for you. Ignorant bastard.[/QUOTE]
Well, that doesn't go without saying the millions of people who have OCD have a mental disorder, along with all those throughout history. The only reason these people aren't in asylums or being treated is because of the liberals "saving the day" for them.
Are you honestly trying to tell me gays and people with OCD should be put into mental asylums for liking fellow cock/pussy and wanting everything to be tidy etc.
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