My sister and her friend go through my stuff while I'm gone
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...NO ONE EATS A MANS BEEF JERKY! Kill her, she deserves it...
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tell them to go back into the kitchen
:smug:
I'll give you advice when you post a pic of her.
bear traps in your closet.
I wonder why your pants don't fit.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22969072]I don't actually. I used to, when I was 12/13. But now I just... don't find interest in them anymore. But apparently my sister does.[/QUOTE]
lolbackpedal
Do what I use to do to keep my sister outta my room... Make a bb gun at ankle height where the trigger is controlled by a wire tied to the door knob... Works all the fucking time.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;22969212]Do what I use to do to keep my sister outta my room... Make a bb gun at ankle height where the trigger is controlled by a wire tied to the door knob... Works all the fucking time.[/QUOTE]
Surely you jest.
I put razorwire around my house just incase family comes.
Treasure your siblings, don't be mean to them. My youngest brother died from pneumonia when he was only three.
oh god those pants
Why the fuck would your sister wear those?
its not hard, just dumb when you forget its there... also, i agree with hiding filthy items in your room, make them obvious though...
Build a Sentry:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBa5bQfTGc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QcfZGDvHU8[/media]
As for the friend problem: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBU2KX-lOF8[/media]
[QUOTE=Doriol;22969229]Surely you jest.[/QUOTE]
Hehe. It just take a lot of constructive effort dude. :D
Put a dildo on the pants crotch area, when they get in they will go "MOMMY, (insert posters real name here) HAS A TOY PENIS IN HIS PANTS!" hilarity will ensue.
Oh god
The pants
Those pants are pretty cool to me.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968937]Hah, good one. Well, the pants I have come with red stitching, which I think looks much better. It was just the first pic I saw.
As odd as this sounds, I leave my door open so my cat can come in, she tends to sleep on my bed.[/QUOTE]
Cat door.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968867]
So she lets her friend in my room, and she [b]eats my fucking beef jerky.[/b][/QUOTE]
Meh, if I was in your position I'd start putting powder laxatives on
beef jerky and leave it out for her to eat
punch her in the face
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just be like "i know what you fucking did you pudgy twat" and break her nose
If you're going to wear suspenders on your pants, at least wear real suspenders and not chain shit
And why did you leave your knives out where she could get them? The way you make it sound, she's too young to be handling those things. Hence why my lighter and knife are hidden.
who the fuck wears tripp pants
Ok, I get it. Y'all don't like tripp pants. Haha, enough with the pants. Discuss the rest of the situation, or input some personal experience.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;22969580]If you're going to wear suspenders on your pants, at least wear real suspenders and not chain shit
And why did you leave your knives out where she could get them? The way you make it sound, she's too young to be handling those things. Hence why my lighter and knife are hidden.[/QUOTE]
if he doesn't, he should.
If she gets hurt, it's her fault because she shouldn't be in there to begin with :colbert:
[QUOTE=kellybear;22969294]Treasure your siblings, don't be mean to them. My youngest brother died from pneumonia when he was only three.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22969608]Ok, I get it. Y'all don't like tripp pants. Haha, enough with the pants. Discuss the rest of the situation, or input some personal experience.[/QUOTE]
no they are terrible pants
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;22969617]if he doesn't, he should.
If she gets hurt, it's her fault because she shouldn't be in there to begin with :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Well, my knives are in a place that, LEGALLY, if she were to hurt herself, it would be her fault. They are in my drawer, so they aren't just in the open. But I probably should hide them better.
May I suggest doing an drawing in Paint depicting what happened?
Put a lock on your door but also make a tiny doorway inside your door for your cat to go through.
you're kinda a dick man
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