My sister and her friend go through my stuff while I'm gone
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Post a picture of your sister before I get angry.
gay pants
Turn that bitches friend into beef jerky, then make her eat it. Nobody touches another man's jerky. North or south.
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Works for me.
[QUOTE=Doriol;22968890]Uh, get a lock?[/QUOTE]
I have a lock on my door. Stick a knife in and twist and it opens though :saddowns:
Then I get in trouble for telling of my two siblings who just treat my room like the loungeroom crossed with the rubbish dump :saddowns:
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;22971719]I have a lock on my door. Stick a knife in and twist and it opens though :saddowns:
Then I get in trouble for telling of my two siblings who just treat my room like the loungeroom crossed with the rubbish dump :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Then next time they barge in, kick their asses. Then say to your mom that they hit their own ass on the floor, and theyr'e blaming you to get out of trouble for being in your room when they are CLEARLY not meant to be in there.
If your mom still won't listen, then MAKE her listen.
those pants are hella gay mang
move out?
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968937]Hah, good one. Well, the pants I have come with red stitching, which I think looks much better. It was just the first pic I saw.
As odd as this sounds, I leave my door open so my cat can come in, she tends to sleep on my bed.[/QUOTE]
Leave the window open, so the cat can come through that?
By the way, those pants look unpleasant.
A girl tried on your ugly pants and you're mad?
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968937]
As odd as this sounds, I leave my door open so my cat can come in, she tends to sleep on my bed.[/QUOTE]
Install a cat door and a lock. Problem solved.
And if that don't work, use a paintball gun.
And if that don't work, use a bucket of paint. throw it all around her room.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22968910]Those are the most retarded fucking pants I've ever seen.
It looks like someone escaped from the fucking fruit rollup factory in those things.[/QUOTE]
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read on this site.
sex her up
that will teach her
I was expecting a thread about how your sister found your dildo/gay porn and told your parents and they were going to kick you out so you went to the internet for help.
But eating your beef jerky? That's almost as bad.
Almost.
Rummage through her room, eat her food (if she has any), and wear her pants. See how she feels.
Rape her.
Quit suggesting incest, it's already been mentioned and is highly unlikely to happen. It was sort of funny, but expected the first time. Now it's just extra scrolling.
Those pants look like BDSM suits without the latex
Come live in my clubhouse when I'm done making it.
Did anyone else think of "Dick" when you read beef jerky?
[QUOTE=Slacker996;22972457]Those pants look like BDSM suits with extra suck[/QUOTE]
ftfy
As I read through this I only thought: Who the hell keeps beef jerky in their own room?
Do I not get it because I'm Canadian?
[QUOTE=Murkat;22972501]Did anyone else think of "Dick" when you read beef jerky?[/QUOTE]
Well, when he said "Another man's beef jerky"; strangely yes.
Kill her. The bitch ate your jerky and wore you awesome pants! :v:
some people like to have snacks lying around their room for convenience
im canadian and i have licorice in my room right now
Take off your door knob and put in a razorblade.
OP is sensitive about this whole fiasco because his sister found his gay pants.
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It's the only way...or you know...a lock
Cat flap + lock, problem solved.
How much money did she steal from you?
don't fucking put up with that shit, tell her to fuck off and install a lock
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