• My sister and her friend go through my stuff while I'm gone
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[IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs310.ash1/23250_1722683132_8367_n.jpg[/IMG] [quote] [LIST] [*][B]Kevin Shrader[/B] [*] 15 / Male [*]Kissimmee, Florida, US [/LIST] [I]I promise you, no matter how much you hate my God, no matter how much you deny Him, he still loves you[/I].[/quote]No but seriously, ugly pants.
sit on her until she cries.
I would think curiosity is quite normal in that age.
[QUOTE=PLing;22974854]I would think curiosity is quite normal in that age.[/QUOTE] But trying out tripp pants? She's sick, she needs help. Stop it before she hurts someone.
Make a shotgun trap in her room. Rig a shotgun suspended from the ceiling of her room. Using an intricate pulley system, rig the string attached to the trigger to her doorknob so that when she turns and opens the door. She gets her face pumped full of lead. And don't forget your shit in there because if you go back to get them then you get a face full of lead. And if it's one of your parents that get shot then it was all YOUR fault.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;22969423]Build a Sentry: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBa5bQfTGc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QcfZGDvHU8[/media] As for the friend problem: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBU2KX-lOF8[/media][/QUOTE] that is the most epic thing ever just becouse of the portal sentry gun diologe like "are you still there" or "hello (or something)" its frekin epic
Place a barbed wire trap at your door, high enough to let your cat go under it, and low enough so you can just walk over it. [editline]02:07PM[/editline] Knowing how little sisters are usually more animals than people, they should be scared of the sharp barbed wire and will keep away from your room.
Get the most fucked up porn you can find and make it your desktop background when youre away, that'll teach em. Something like 1guy1jar
She's a teenage girl. Teenage girls are generally irritating. Get used to it.
Wow those pants look fucking horrible.
Burn the pants so you save yourself at least some respect. Then go and buy some jeans.
OP's trousers are ridiculous.
Punch her in the face. No seriously. Swing up and get the hardest punch you can to send her into outer fucking space.
Raep her hurp durp
Force her to wear those pants again, I bet her friends forced her to wear the pants.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;22972420]Quit suggesting incest, it's already been mentioned and is highly unlikely to happen. It was sort of funny, but expected the first time. Now it's just extra scrolling.[/QUOTE] he does live in the south.. [editline]01:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Strider_07;22969580]If you're going to wear suspenders on your pants, at least wear real suspenders and not chain shit And why did you leave your knives out where she could get them? The way you make it sound, she's too young to be handling those things. Hence why my lighter and knife are hidden.[/QUOTE] Hence why when i have my gun license i'm gonna leave it out for a child to play with. Natural selection.
Well, if our friend here has a doorknob like this: [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Gold_doorknob_crop.jpg[/img_thumb] but with a little hole in the center. I have some good news for him that will alleviate his problems. See, these types of doorknobs can be locked from the outside with a little tool such as this: [img_thumb]http://www.onsalechina.com/upload/1117696_Micro-Driver-Kit.jpg[/img_thumb] Inside the doorknob, there's a flat hole that can lock or unlock the door. Simply insert the screwdriver into the hole, find the flat hole, twist it to the lock position and there you go. You can now leave your house, get some sun and safely secure your beef jerky (and Tripp Pants) without fear of your sister. And if that don't work, use more paintball sentries.
I was originally going to insult your pants... but once beef jerky gets involved it's serious shit :argh:
[QUOTE=belink;22968906]If it keeps happening, maybe have a discussion with your parents about it[/QUOTE] Narc. :colbert: Just tell her you'll burn everything she owns if she keeps doing it.
Sniffing around, ok, but not the fucking beef jerky! My little sister can see my belongings, and she can asks if she can have/use some of it, but I teached her to ask and not just take. Last time she did such a thing, I disabled MSN and all that crap for a month.
[QUOTE=Desu_Kawaii~123;22971966]those pants are hella gay mang[/QUOTE] The world hella is more gay then those pants. [QUOTE=wewt!;22974810][IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs310.ash1/23250_1722683132_8367_n.jpg[/IMG] No but seriously, ugly pants.[/QUOTE] I was wondering how long it would take for someone to hit the little button next to my avatar...
Your aren't a southern boy if you are wearing those gay ass pants.
One time I went to a techno festival. Lot of people wearing those pants. I feared for my life.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22968867][img]http://fuckthemainstream.com/products/11/tripp_purple_reaper_pants.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSeM2EVkDc[/media]
[QUOTE=XxLiquidxX;22977761]Your aren't a southern boy if you are wearing those gay ass pants.[/QUOTE] You see, when I was 12, I went through some retarded "rebellious" stage if you will. At the time I thought it was cool, now I only wear the pants on rare occasion just to fuck around. I matured out of that quickly, like 8 months after I got the pants. I wear mostly jeans now.
[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;22969002]Booby trap your room like the Vietcong did.[/QUOTE] Leave some bamboo sticks with your own shit on them in a pit? Sounds awesome.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;22977828]You see, when I was 12, I went through some retarded "rebellious" stage if you will. At the time I thought it was cool, [B]now I only wear the pants on rare occasion just to fuck around[/B]. I matured out of that quickly, like 8 months after I got the pants. I wear mostly jeans now.[/QUOTE] :pervert: [sp]But I highly doubt he's getting any[/sp]
[QUOTE=XxLiquidxX;22977761]Your aren't a southern boy if you are wearing those gay ass pants.[/QUOTE] A lot of people (using this term loosely here) wear those in the south. Ever heard of juggalos?
[QUOTE=Doriol;22977894]A lot of people (using this term loosely here) wear those in the south. Ever heard of juggalos?[/QUOTE] Thought those only existed in Detriot?
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;22978008]Thought those only existed in Detriot?[/QUOTE] lol no
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