Big Dumb American, US Army. Farewell. - General

[QUOTE=abcpea;16872564]And get heavily disciplined for it.[/QUOTE] I'd think that would be the least of his worries. "TAKING FIRE FROM THE LEFT!" "Hold on, I'm grabbing my laptop!"

no you'd use an iphone [editline]05:46AM[/editline] that's just silly

I'm guessing your going to get your hair shaved off.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is all a lie or stretching the truth for the OP's entertainment, and boredom. But I still find this as a very interesting thread even if this is all made up.

Even though I think the army is fucking stupid, best of luck.

[QUOTE=benos;16872601]I'm guessing your going to get your hair shaved off.[/QUOTE] It's required, so yea, he is.

As more hair, more sweat, as it would just annoy the fuck out of you. As you would need lots of water in the desert.

[QUOTE=benos;16872730]As more hair, more sweat, as it would just annoy the fuck out of you. As you would need lots of water in the desert.[/QUOTE] Also with a shaved head lice wouldn't be a problem.

and it'd make it easier to be treated if you're wounded

[QUOTE=Agmemnon;16872745]Also with a shaved head lice wouldn't be a problem.[/QUOTE] Quite true.

no offense or anything but if you are so patriotic why did you name yourself big dumb american??

[QUOTE=galenmarek;16873059]no offense or anything but if you are so patriotic why did you name yourself big dumb american??[/QUOTE] Irony.

[QUOTE=Wangman;16870417]I just lost all respect for you. A coward mocking those who die for him.[/QUOTE] how exactly is someone occupying afghanistan and murdering insurgents dying for [I]him?[/I] you could make a case he was dying for the people of afghanistan, not a good case, but a case nonetheless

[QUOTE=Chippay;16873306]how exactly is someone occupying afghanistan and murdering insurgents dying for [I]him?[/I] you could make a case he was dying for the people of afghanistan, not a good case, but a case nonetheless[/QUOTE] :allears:

[QUOTE=Alde;16873334]:allears:[/QUOTE] :allears:

[QUOTE=Chippay;16873415]:allears:[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/allears1.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Alde;16873454][img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/allears1.gif[/img][/QUOTE] touché

Kill lots of insurgents for Facepunch!

Good luck. :patriot:

Good luck, Big Dumb American! Also, I just found this [img]http://imgkk.com/i/7qKjOev2.jpg[/img] No offence, though

[QUOTE=Ginteru;16874476]Good luck, Big Dumb American! Also, I just found this [img]http://imgkk.com/i/7qKjOev2.jpg[/img] No offence, though[/QUOTE] :nyd:

wow, very moving. i'm going soon. people are just like "ok bye" to me. :[ [editline]09:52AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ginteru;16874476]Good luck, Big Dumb American! Also, I just found this [img]http://imgkk.com/i/7qKjOev2.jpg[/img] No offence, though[/QUOTE] that's really a huge insult to all of the people in the us' armed forces. it doesn't matter if the whole reason there is stupid, either way, they're fighting to keep their comrades safe.

[QUOTE=Karbine;16874680] that's really a huge insult to all of the people in the us' armed forces.[/QUOTE] Not really.

Good luck mate don't listen to the trolls and all the best to you

You're my favorite 09er and probably my favorite person on Facepunch, best of luck to you. :patriot:

So long dude. Watch your ass.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[QUOTE=Ybbat;16860159]They let big dumb americans in the army?[/QUOTE] The US army consists of Big Dumb Americans

[QUOTE=benos;16872730]As more hair, more sweat, as it would just annoy the fuck out of you. As you would need lots of water in the desert.[/QUOTE] It is also to symbol you no longer have no difference to the other guy next to you. It is to remove any uniqueness you have.

[QUOTE=Vasili;16877732]It is also to symbol you no longer have no difference to the other guy next to you. It is to remove any uniqueness you have.[/QUOTE] US army =/= The borg