• Big Dumb American, US Army. Farewell.
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[QUOTE=Malumbre;16862399]In a body bag.[/QUOTE] You're a cunt.
Good luck, and keep your head down. Make some posts while you're there if you can.
[QUOTE=nubscaper;16862501]You're a cunt.[/QUOTE] Cry about it.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;16862724]Cry about it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, seriously. I don't see why people have any sympathy for people who willingly join an army. If you signed up to kill people, you deserved to be killed as well.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;16862724]Cry about it.[/QUOTE] Secure it son. Just because you're too pussy to join the military doesn't mean you need to make witty comments.
Bon Voyage, and best of luck on your future endevours. [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Doriol;16862739]Yeah, seriously. I don't see why people have any sympathy for people who willingly join an army. You signed up to kill people, you deserved to be killed as well.[/QUOTE] You seem like a very angry individual.
[QUOTE=Thorny;16860170]What the hell are you doing. Why would you join the army? Let someone else go "For Liberty and Honour". Don't waste your life, especially since you seem to at least be moderately intelligent. But hey, good luck to you. I hope you don't die.[/QUOTE] Yeah, because all jobs in the Army are dangerous and involve killing.
[QUOTE=Doriol;16862739]Yeah, seriously. I don't see why people have any sympathy for people who willingly join an army. [B]You signed up to kill people, you deserved to be killed as well.[/B][/QUOTE] I facepalmed.
[QUOTE=Doriol;16862739]Yeah, seriously. I don't see why people have any sympathy for people who willingly join an army. You signed up to kill people, you deserved to be killed as well.[/QUOTE] See my above post.
[QUOTE=LOLturtle;16862742]Secure it son. Just because you're too pussy to join the military doesn't mean you need to make witty comments.[/QUOTE] I'm not a pussy. If there was a real reason for our country to go to war, I'd probably sign up. I haven't seen a good reason since Nazi Germany was around.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Have fun :obama:
[QUOTE=tankkiller;16860138]Who are you?[/QUOTE] he's a better poster than you
[QUOTE=genyus;16860625](canadian army) the basic contract is 3 years at start then you specialize in something else Like what I want to achieve is soldier for 3 years and then going into marksmanship If everything goes well I might do a thread about the evolution of my situation in the army How's the training and everything :) Actually I cant wait to join I find my life boring and senseless I allways loved military stuff But as a child I was always having bad asthma[/QUOTE] You won't be accepted due to medical conditions.
Good luck, Big Dumb
I salute you, keeping your fellow country-men safe from danger. I, however, am not one of them, but I salute you all the same.
Best of luck to you...
Bag some terrorists for us. [i]For Facepunch[/i] I'm Canadian, but I have family in the military so I know not to be an insensitive jerk like some people here. Good luck, and come home safe.
[QUOTE=lintz;16863385]I salute you, keeping your fellow country-men safe from danger. I, however, am not one of them, but I salute you all the same.[/QUOTE] yeah because we're under danger right let's go bomb a country full of innocent people because they might kill us
Remember when you kill a man you need to eat his heart to gain his courage
[QUOTE=sam2d2;16863508]Remember when you kill a man you need to eat his heart to gain his courage[/QUOTE] And their opium. It lingers in the blood. I hear it's big over in the middle east.
youve got nothing to lose be a hardcore soldier who kills anything that wears a turban like the movies.
Good luck sir :patriot:
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[QUOTE=smurfy;16863707]I opened this thread and rated you Dumb automatically. I then read the OP and changed it to Heart. :911: Also, [url=http://wiki.fakepunchstudios.com/Main_Page]ur famous now[/url][/QUOTE] Haha I clicked random page and got this [url]http://wiki.fakepunchstudios.com/Big_Dumb_American[/url]
Don't die or i'll cut your head off.
Quickly, get so fat they won't be able to transport you! In case you won't make it, farewell and good luck
God Speed, son! Maybe someday, I'll join you.
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God speed.
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