• Godawful guitar playing
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Oh god youtube pisses me off, in that video that was posted earlier of that girl, all these fucktards on youtube are like "omfg ur amazing, so guuuud at guitar lul marry me pl0x" Clearly they've no idea, nothing in that video stands out except how attractive that girl is Apart from that, the video was terrible lol
Honestly I think we have seen a new breed of guitar playing. Cuz that sounded like yodeling.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20752935]Shrill, sterile pickups, awful body and headstock design, looks crappy to me.[/QUOTE] I prefer the standard ML to the Razorback. I do like the V shaped headstock, but that's just me v:v:v
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;20756406]Oh god youtube pisses me off, in that video that was posted earlier of that girl, all these fucktards on youtube are like "omfg ur amazing, so guuuud at guitar lul marry me pl0x" Clearly they've no idea, nothing in that video stands out except how attractive that girl is Apart from that, the video was terrible lol[/QUOTE] She is pretty hot though.
i wouldnt blame all of that super nintendo tone on the razorback [editline]04:30AM[/editline] but shit it certainly isnt helping
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;20757836]She is pretty hot though.[/QUOTE] Has anybody noticed how tiny she is? :raise: When I hold a humbucker, it sits in the palm of my hand. Compare her hand to that humbucker; they are almost the same size, she's gotta be like 5' tall, if even that.
The guitar looks as big as she is.
Hot? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0oSM8c2qUU[/media] No thanks.
For some reason, I found the OP video to be hilarious...
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;20757836]She is pretty hot though.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck yeah I never said she wasn't I'd hit that anyday of the week
She's not bad.. but by no means worthy of [I]"omg lol will u marry me xD"[/I] I'd be afraid I'd crush her or something. Tiny people are creepy :tinfoil: and she's not just the short sort of tiny, she's just really fucking small. The guitar must be half her weight.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20758027]She's not bad.. but by no means worthy of [I]"omg lol will u marry me xD"[/I] I'd be afraid I'd crush her or something. Tiny people are creepy :tinfoil: and she's not just the short sort of tiny, she's just really fucking small. The guitar must be half her weight.[/QUOTE] I thought it was the guitar that was big... D: Am I the only one who finds it reeeaaally stupid that there's a razor inlay on the 12th fret on the razorback?
[QUOTE=mynames2long;20758304]I thought it was the guitar that was big... D: Am I the only one who finds it reeeaaally stupid that there's a razor inlay on the 12th fret on the razorback?[/QUOTE] No. It's a hideous guitar.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20758027]She's not bad.. but by no means worthy of [I]"omg lol will u marry me xD"[/I] I'd be afraid I'd crush her or something. Tiny people are creepy :tinfoil: and she's not just the short sort of tiny, she's just really fucking small. The guitar must be half her weight.[/QUOTE] I think shes only 15/16 :c00lbert:
[QUOTE=mynames2long;20758304]I thought it was the guitar that was big... D: Am I the only one who finds it reeeaaally stupid that there's a razor inlay on the 12th fret on the razorback?[/QUOTE] I guess it adds more Dime-ness to the guitar (not that the Razorback needs that because it was Dime's design, but still).
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccEbuD5j5YY&feature=related[/media] She also destroyed this :ohdear:
[QUOTE=xxFoxxx;20752332]... If you think the Razorback is a "crappy" guitar, you obviously have never played one... :geno:[/QUOTE] I've played one. Its like strapping an anvil to your neck from the weight, the neck feels odd, and because your playing a razorback you will be mocked like you have recently starred in a widely publicised bukkake porno. [editline]02:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mynames2long;20758304]I thought it was the guitar that was big... D: Am I the only one who finds it reeeaaally stupid that there's a razor inlay on the 12th fret on the razorback?[/QUOTE] You do know the first razorback was designed by dimebag right? One of his trademarks was a razorblade, so when he was killed Dean put it on the guitar in his memory.
[QUOTE=bravehat;20759862] You do know the first razorback was designed by dimebag right? One of his trademarks was a razorblade, so when he was killed Dean put it on the guitar in his memory.[/QUOTE] I did not know that. I love dimebags guitar style, but well...It seems designing guitars simply wasn't his cup of tea, eh?
[QUOTE=mynames2long;20760041]I did not know that. I love dimebags guitar style, but well...It seems designing guitars simply wasn't his cup of tea, eh?[/QUOTE] Most guitarists will come up with a signature model, that was his, he designed it so he must have liked it.
[b]He[/b] designed [b]his[/b] custom series :v:
Eugh, that girl shouldn't play guitar anymore.
[QUOTE=Kumagoro;20759085][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccEbuD5j5YY&feature=related[/media] She also destroyed this :ohdear:[/QUOTE] who thought this was okay
[QUOTE=nardix;20760504]Eugh, that girl shouldn't play guitar anymore.[/QUOTE] I'm sure my shredding friend would just [I]love[/I] her. :v:
that kid can NOT be serious lol,
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;20757973]Hot? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0oSM8c2qUU[/media] No thanks.[/QUOTE] I actually thought this wasn't bad. She has some good videos and some piss-fucking-awful videos (Stairway solo, the first one posted here, etc...). Too much of a camwhore for her own good, but she at least understands some concept of how to play the guitar coherently. I've seen FAR worse, and I've seen far worse make it much further in the world. With some dedication she could easily blow away half the shit that gets big these days. I'd still like to know what's with the outfits and makeup in her videos, frankly they're just a waste. Makes her look worse, and like she's trying for attention instead of having people hear her guitar, which is the whole point of the video. Maybe she should forget bothering with her appearance for a change and spend that time wasted on the guitar instead. Anyway...I think you guys are being too critical of someone who's just a kid, especially seeing as she's pretty good for a kid.
wow he's shreddin so hard there's a fucking lighting bolt emitting from his guitar what a badass
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20752935]Shrill, sterile pickups, awful body and headstock design, looks crappy to me.[/QUOTE] "Awful" design would be subjective, and you can never blame the tone on the pickups alone. There are plenty of people who make the Razorback sound great. :\ [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NCHcEkbpg8&feature=related[/media] So what I conjectured was correct, you've never played one?
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;20758664]I think shes only 15/16 :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] So what, That's no excuse for being tiny :colbert: [editline]02:51AM[/editline] [QUOTE=xxFoxxx;20771928]"Awful" design would be subjective, and you can never blame the tone on the pickups alone. There are plenty of people who make the Razorback sound great. :\ [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9NCHcEkbpg8[/URL] So what I conjectured was correct, you've never played one?[/QUOTE] I don't need to play one. My complaints are not about it's quality. It looks like a design I'd pull out of my ass, and it's shrill and synthetic sounding. That video was awful, but that's just me being subjective again.
That tone isn't particularly that good. Plus I can't help but be appalled by the shape and finish of that guitar. [editline]12:42AM[/editline] I'm backing Hypno here, that video's pretty awful
razorbacks are awful guitars and they should feel awful about themselves
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