well I fired a thompson today. My dad messed up the video so it only got to where I loaded it. Its actually a lot morre controllable than I imagined, more along the lines of the MP5 than the UMP 45. The ump was so choppy when I shot it, made it difficult to compensate for it.
CZ52 bit me again today :/
I've got my security system all figured out. This is what I'm going to own someday
all the doors bolt shut until I deactivate the alarm
a loud siren plays over some louder noisepop
strobe lights, projections of anthropomorphic characters, and lasers everywhere
me, my rifle, and my erect penis charge out of the back room
speaking in tongues
unload rifle into intruder's chest
spaghetti everywhere
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;35390128]
unload penis into intruder's face[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
Sounds actually more insane than the guy who ran out wearing his boxers and a Desert Eagle he referred to as his "dancing partner" :v:
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;35390128]I've got my security system all figured out. This is what I'm going to own someday
all the doors bolt shut until I deactivate the alarm
a loud siren plays over some louder noisepop
strobe lights, projections of anthropomorphic characters, and lasers everywhere
me, my rifle, and my erect penis charge out of the back room
speaking in tongues
unload rifle into intruder's chest
spaghetti everywhere[/QUOTE]
The siren needs to play "Never gonna give you up" or Nyan Cat really loudly.
I approve of the laser light show. But the anthro shit needs to be furry porn.
You should wear a condom while doing so. Make sure you're protected. Don't want any FTD's
FTD - Firearms Transmitted Diseases?
If my house ever gets broken into, I want to be duel-wielding double m1911s, wearing nothing but a novelty propeller hat, activate strobe lights+fog machines and blast this as I blast the shit out of everything with all my STOPPIN POWAH
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7SLggdFS60[/media]
I'll have strobe lights and a semi-automatic shotgun loaded with those tracerslugs that fiocchi makes, that'll scare'em, plus if they are liquid based and I hit a guy, he'll freak out form this liquid on this cheest :v:
On the other hand, being extremely unorthodox isn't necessary, just being a tad different will scare them away pretty quickly, simply charging naked with a firearm will probably mess with their minds forever.
Going any further might cause them to counter-sue you and your neighbours will think you are a maniac.
I'd just print out huge stickers shaped like blood splatters, and attach them all over the walls and furniture.
Guy breaks into, chances are he'll flee in terror and call the police. When the cops come, I'd simply remove them, fold them and put them away.
The now arrested burglar will possibly lose his sanity a little.
Fuck all of your security systems. I got this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9IscZMYYw0[/media]
I still like the idea 4chan had of loading shotshells with various less-lethal rounds such as cum and chocolate pudding.
I still don't think I'd do that, it just sounds funny.
Better idea: Load shotgun shells with cow/pig/chicken-blood.
That way they think they've been hit and stagger the fuck outta there.
[QUOTE=Campin Carl;35390790]I'll have strobe lights and a semi-automatic shotgun loaded with those tracerslugs that fiocchi makes, that'll scare'em, plus if they are liquid based and I hit a guy, he'll freak out form this liquid on this cheest :v:
On the other hand, being extremely unorthodox isn't necessary, just being a tad different will scare them away pretty quickly, simply charging naked with a firearm will probably mess with their minds forever.
Going any further might cause them to counter-sue you and your neighbours will think you are a maniac.[/QUOTE]
not like they'll survive me my rifle and my erect penis
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;35391559]not like they'll survive me my rifle and my erect penis[/QUOTE]
Or guitar wangs.
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
Show'em your whammy bar
[QUOTE=ewitwins;35391542]Better idea: Load shotgun shells with cow/pig/chicken-blood.
That way they think they've been hit and stagger the fuck outta there.[/QUOTE]
If people are really worried about killing people who break in to their homes they shouldn't use guns imo.
I'll stick to my defense rounds so that way they actually get hit, bleed, and stagger the fuck away from me. They can't get mad, don't go to places you don't belong.
[QUOTE=MR-X;35394291]If people are really worried about killing people who break in to their homes they shouldn't use guns imo.
I'll stick to my defense rounds so that way they actually get hit, bleed, and stagger the fuck away from me. They can't get mad, don't go to places you don't belong.[/QUOTE]
Well it's less worrying about killing a home-intruder and more not wanting chunks of him on my floor. I don't want to clean that up!
Eh just let the dog lick it up
Don't bleed all over my carpet, you shitstain.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;35394438]Well it's less worrying about killing a home-intruder and more not wanting chunks of him on my floor. I don't want to clean that up![/QUOTE]
not a problem if you beat him to death
[QUOTE=MR-X;35394291]If people are really worried about killing people who break in to their homes they shouldn't use guns imo.
I'll stick to my defense rounds so that way they actually get hit, bleed, and stagger the fuck away from me. They can't get mad, don't go to places you don't belong.[/QUOTE]
Mmmmissed the point completely, just joking about
v:v:v
[editline]2nd April 2012[/editline]
[b][h2]OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT[/h2][/b]
PU Scope replica with the mount and everything on Ebay for $50 right now, just upbid on it, shiiiiit.
Cmooooon.
[b]THAT'S WHY I'M FREAKING OUT[/b]
[editline]2nd April 2012[/editline]
Oh wait, Australia.
Why the fuck is it so expensive? They go for maybe $300-400 tops here, original.
Remakes are about $150-200.
Midway USA has rubber slugs, and rubber buck shot for 12 gauge.
I saw it while working today. Seems interesting. It says it's meant to minimize over penetration in homes.
I was googling for shooting stances and came upon this:
[quote]Rifle Shooting Positions: The Back Position
In our last post, we looked at the squatting position. In this post, we will look at a shooting position that was more popular in the 19th century, but is not seen much these days -- the back position.[/quote]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GgS0M7Y70tw/T1hdKNbO6TI/AAAAAAAAA2w/VIvclzkqlsA/s320/back1.JPG[/img]
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-npfddbcjUt0/T1hhzo0yCQI/AAAAAAAAA3A/oyHoDeSxxek/s320/fulton.JPG[/img]
[url=http://firearmshistory.blogspot.com/2012/03/rifle-shooting-positions-back-position.html]Source[/url]
Seriously, that second picture :v:
-snip-
Wait quickly back to the chat of the Mp44
To buy 7.92x33 i found this [url]http://www.grafs.com/retail/catalog/product/productId/12584[/url], but I'm not sure how much is included i think 20? i mean its still expensive as shit to buy
The rifle itself, A price for it is hard to pinpoint in 2008 a DEWAT version of one with all matching serials was sold for 17,000 $ USD and I'm sure over time it has gone up, well that and the fact that RE-WATing costs around 1500-2500 $ USD if i had the money id do it, for sure, the rifle holds its value wonderfully, just wish i could find one.
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;35397315]I was googling for shooting stances and came upon this:
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GgS0M7Y70tw/T1hdKNbO6TI/AAAAAAAAA2w/VIvclzkqlsA/s320/back1.JPG[/IMG]
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-npfddbcjUt0/T1hhzo0yCQI/AAAAAAAAA3A/oyHoDeSxxek/s320/fulton.JPG[/IMG]
[URL="http://firearmshistory.blogspot.com/2012/03/rifle-shooting-positions-back-position.html"]Source[/URL]
Seriously, that second picture :v:[/QUOTE]
That actually looks kind of comfy.
But why was this a popular shooting stance? Surely the muzzle burn on the dick was something to consider.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;35395335][b]THAT'S WHY I'M FREAKING OUT[/b]
[editline]2nd April 2012[/editline]
Oh wait, Australia.
Why the fuck is it so expensive? They go for maybe $300-400 tops here, original.
Remakes are about $150-200.[/QUOTE]
You answered that question yourself.
Australia.
also what the fuck is this shit
[url]http://shotgunscopes.info/search/vassili-zaitsev/[/url]
wat
[IMG]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/111CC111/Photo0009.jpg[/IMG]
You know your in the West when you start to see things like this,
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