I actually don't have the internet or a computer, I post on facepunch by shouting very loudly into an electrical outlet.
[editline]23rd May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Minimole;40748482]I don't like WhiteHusky.[/QUOTE]
Is it because his avatar chases your avatar up trees all the time?
I was born with an umbilical cord tightly wrapped around my neck
I am diagnosed with hypothyroidism, which is a glandular problem in which my body does not produce enough thyroid hormone. I am supposed to be taking levothyroxine but I have not taken it in awhile. Partly because I can never remember to make a doctors appointment and my doctor will not refill my prescription without one, but also because I dont like the side affects (sensitivity to heat, depression, and bizarrely increased mosquito bites).
Possibly because of my thyroid condition my weight tends to change fairly rapidly.
I am the direct descendant of two murderers, one on each side of my family.
I play the upright bass in a bluegrass band.
I like games
on my left upper arm, i have a small group of freckles that makes an infinity symbol.
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;40749479]on my left upper arm, i have a small group of freckles that makes an infinity symbol.[/QUOTE]
Pics?
Random fact: This is Emperor Scorpious II, my first "main" account before being tossed in the trash bin due to not knowing what a ban-me thread was. Guess this got unbanned for Garry's birthday.
I screw around with backyard pyrotechnics and I can put both of my legs behind my head and look like a complete fucktwat while doing it
I have always wanted to be a jedi.
My oldest memory was from when I tripped and put a hole through a wall with my head when I was 4 years old.
When I was real young I jumped off the pirates of Caribbean ride at Disneyland, No Idea why. I somehow managed to lose my pants.
I get way more involved and emotional about something than I should.
My fingers are double jointed, makes it a pain when I'm trying to cut my food and they bend the wrong way :v:
I co-own 2 businesses and am a Weapons systems engineer in the TA
I'm distantly related to Emmeline Pankhurst, some people think that's where my slight problem with authority/conformity comes from :v:
i got locked in a chicken cage for 1 and half hours
my father used to make me eat dry food "train" me to become a good soldier in the future
my right foot is little twisted to the side and that will never make me become a soldier....so i become a procese engineer
i got some colour-blindness with green and purple and that will never make me into a process engineer...so i become an office administrator
I talk in myself.
That isn't strange but I am a dutch native.
Yet I speak in English to myself
I am a lolicon.
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;40750340]My oldest memory was from when I tripped and put a hole through a wall with my head when I was 4 years old.[/QUOTE]
When I was five, at my grandparent's house, I was sitting in their dining room, tipping the chair back (which you should never do with solid wood chairs) and accidentally leaned too far and fell backward into the wall, punching a small hole there where the top of the chair went.
Instead of punishing me in any usual way, my grandfather put a sign above it saying, "My grandson did this" with my name. Stayed there for years, both hole and sign :v:
By the time I was 14 I had gotten my scuba diving, kite boarding and paragliding licenses. I had also been sky flying, sky diving, bungee jumping, rap jumping, zorbing and been on one of the largest flying foxes in the Southern Hemisphere.
I plan on getting my full Sky diving license in order to fly solo anytime with my own shute.
I can fap to everything
I was born the day after the Super Bowl.
People seem to dislike me, Can't figure out why?
[QUOTE=Sims_doc;40752629]People seem to dislike me, Can't figure out why?[/QUOTE]
They are jealous because you are too awesome for them
I ended up getting my right hand crushed by the elevator door when I was a kid, my parents rushed me to the hospital and they said all I had a was a bruised pinkie.
I play guitar upside down.
I was born the day after Christmas.
I can move my tongue in weird ways. I can bend it upside down, fold it in on itself and something I can't even accurately describe.
[url=http://imgur.com/pvtRP0I]This[/url]
I own 8 belts and wear a different one almost every day. There are several functional rockets in my basement. I enjoy the initial feeling of getting a piercing but not the soreness after. I haven't had a haircut since December.
I have hyper-mobility. (Weird ass fingers)
I can play drums,euphonium,trombone,sing and other related instruments.
I'm Norwegian patriot.
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