• Long nails
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[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545784]Nails can easily be used as a weapon.[/QUOTE] unless they're as long as yours. short nails are a lot more effective than long nails.
I always bite my nails until they are way too short and then they hurt for a couple of weeks. It's a horrible obsession. I wish I could stop. Sucks for when I get itchy.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545784]Nails can easily be used as a weapon.[/QUOTE] They easily break, too. [QUOTE=teh pirate;19545794]Only because we culture them to be. Naturally, they would be quite hard and sharp.[/QUOTE] How so? I think evolution shafted us on this one. It's not like they'll get thicker/stronger if you stop cutting them.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19545827]They easily break, too. How so? I think evolution shafted us on this one. It's not like they'll get thicker/stronger if you stop cutting them.[/QUOTE] Claw your nails into your arm as hard as you can, then tell me they're not a weapon.
Good job. People think you're weird, now.
Do you play guitar? Long finger nails act as picks for playing guitar.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545840]Claw your nails into your arm as hard as you can, then tell me they're not a weapon.[/QUOTE] Get a bear to do the same Then tell me ours are just as useful as those
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545840]Claw your nails into your arm as hard as you can, then tell me they're not a weapon.[/QUOTE] long nails are flimsy and break more easily then short nails do.
I grew my nails for at least 5 months last year. Man, did they grow long. They were around 1 inch long. It was a pain in the ass to wash my hands. It was a pain in the ass to pretty much do anything. I bend it a little bit, it hurts for fucking hours. I then cut them, fingers felt cold and fleshy. Not sure if that was a good feeling or not but I couldn't scratch the same way I did when I had long nails.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19545868]Get a bear to do the same Then tell me ours are just as useful as those[/QUOTE] Our nails are designed to rip skin and fur off animals. Because of their job they don't get long often.
I hate long nails, even on girls. It's disgusting. To me, anyway.
I eat my nails.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545887]Our nails are designed to rip skin and fur off animals. Because of their job they don't get long often.[/QUOTE] Next time you're out hunting deer, just try to skin the thing by hand. Go ahead, try.
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;19546063]Next time you're out hunting deer, just try to skin the thing by hand. Go ahead, try.[/QUOTE] You would be surprised how easy it is.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19546063]Next time you're out hunting deer, just try to skin the thing by hand. Go ahead, try.[/QUOTE] Do you see primitive, non sentient man being able to kill an agile dear?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;19545748]loljoseph you best post this on cb[/QUOTE] >implying [QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;19545762]My friend was growing out his nail, I thought he was doing crack or something. Turns out it's just his texting finger.[/QUOTE] I hear long nails have something to do with crack. I don't do drugs though. [QUOTE=nivek;19545864]Do you play guitar? Long finger nails act as picks for playing guitar.[/QUOTE] People ask me that a lot. Nope I dont. O! I forgot to mention my favorite part about having long nails. Picking my nose. I run my nail along the inside of my nostril, pick up boogers, and then use my other nail and scrape it from the inside, so it is on the outside, and then I flick it somewhere. I wonder where all my flicked boogers disappear too... O ya.. I found the answer to that about a year ago, when I looked at my wall a little more closely.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19546074]Do you see primitive, non sentient man being able to kill an agile dear?[/QUOTE] Fine, find an injured one. You're arguing for the sake of arguing aren't you?
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19546092]I found the answer to that about a year ago, when I looked at my wall a little more closely.[/QUOTE] Weren't you in a different house a year ago? Did you leave them for the people who moved in?
Nice Dora band aid.
OP is probably an aspie who has no friends. I don't know why you guys even bother saying "girls won't like that" Hes probably way past the point of even talking to a girl.
[QUOTE=Aman V;19546338]OP is probably an aspie who has no friends. I don't know why you guys even bother saying "girls won't like that" Hes probably way past the point of even talking to a girl.[/QUOTE] wut
i never cut mine and they don't look as freakish as yours wtf
That's fucking gross mate cut those now.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19546373]wut[/QUOTE] Lol I like how you snipped the pic of yourself.
fucking cut those god damnit
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545784]Nails can easily be used as a weapon.[/QUOTE] Maybe if you're a faggot. Oh wait...
You are fat.
Good luck trying to finger a bitch with those and not get kicked in the face. Of course that's if you even get that far because once she sees those lady fingers she might just think you're a butch chick.
Learn to run your finger nails down the back of your lover with just a slight bit if pressure. I had someone do it to me once and oooohhhh, gives you such chills. Awesome form of foreplay.
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