Yet another "quality" contribution by Maccabee. :downs:
I'm pretty sure you will not get laid for a while.
Also, that's pretty fucking nasty man, you need to trim your nails once in a while, or at least do something.
What are you? A fucking tranny or something?
I clip my finger nails and toe nails every night and file them down, they can't be any shorter without causing me much physical pain. I do this because I used to bite my finger nails and wanted to break that habit, it's working quite well. I clip my toe nails every night because if I'm going to do my finger nails I think, "Aw hell, I already have the clippers out, might as well." :keke:
I don't like long nails of any kind because it only makes it easier for them to build up shit underneath.
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[B]HERE LET ME GET THAT COKE BOTTLE FOR YA[/B]
[QUOTE=Zoo;19566260][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rd9K-Kkj9OQ/SRqvJCJeSII/AAAAAAAABxQ/8NO83JBnCBk/s400/Worlds_Longest_Fingernails_7.jpg[/img]
[B]HERE LET ME GET THAT COKE BOTTLE FOR YA[/B][/QUOTE]
Oh, so you found my wife online?
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;19562492]I don't. Clip my nails a bujnch because I'm just too lazy. I don't really notice them, either. If someone brings it to my attention though, then I'll clip them. I have to say they are really useful for little thinngs like opening cans and cutting through things. I don't get why people are so homophobic when it comes to nails.
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I just saw the OPs pics and I've got to say sharpening your nails is pretty weird.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you understand that Homophobic means 'afraid of homosexuals'.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19545584]Paint them.
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Once when I grew my nails out a girl from school ended up painting them.
Also, I clean out my nails so they don't get dirty. Otherwise it grosses me out. So they stay as clean as anyone else's. Also, no, they don't get longer then maybe half an inch.
[QUOTE=Zoo;19566260][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rd9K-Kkj9OQ/SRqvJCJeSII/AAAAAAAABxQ/8NO83JBnCBk/s400/Worlds_Longest_Fingernails_7.jpg[/img]
[B]HERE LET ME GET THAT COKE BOTTLE FOR YA[/B][/QUOTE]
Dammit, I was just about to post that.
[QUOTE=Zoo;19566260][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rd9K-Kkj9OQ/SRqvJCJeSII/AAAAAAAABxQ/8NO83JBnCBk/s400/Worlds_Longest_Fingernails_7.jpg[/img]
[B]HERE LET ME GET THAT COKE BOTTLE FOR YA[/B][/QUOTE]
HAWT!
not.
If it wasn't for your hands I would've thought that you were actually a girl.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;19545484]Don't sharpen them.
It looks weird.[/QUOTE]
this..
Its fucking wierd.
First, it looks fucking gross and I would immediately classify you as clammy, pale and unhygenic after seeing your nails.
Secondly, if you ever needed to punch you would cut into the palm of your hand.
[QUOTE=OnDemand;19574148]If it wasn't for your hands I would've thought that you were actually a girl.[/QUOTE]
Why is that? Are you guessing that from the way I post?
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19575225]Why is that? Are you guessing that from the way I post?[/QUOTE]
No we can all tell that you don't have very many friends with such freakish nails on your hand, just because you like the band nine inch nails doesn't mean you should follow after their name.
I always bite my nails off.
Also, badass Dora the Explorer bandaid.
People tell me my nails are too long when they're barely growing past the tip of my fingers, annoying as fuck having to cut them all the time because they grow too fast but hell it's better than that abomination you have there.
Cut your god damned nails.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19558405]Oh, so you're the thread womanizer?
Hey, I'm the thread internet tough guy. :clint:[/QUOTE]
Yeah well i'm the thread gay.
I hate to say it but there is nothing worse than boys with long nails.
If you're a girl and/or a lesbian/have a girl lover cut them. one word: OUCH!
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[QUOTE=scorpion8754;19545514]Clip them unless you have a vagina.[/QUOTE]
uuh i'd say clip them especially if you have a vagina. one cut and you could get an air embolism
I bite my nails so no long nails for me.
The fur's need their weapon back. :/
I manage to bite my nails perfectly right and smooth, and it's also a habit. Been trying to stop that on my right hand index finger and thumb so I can pick my guitar strings better.
I have quite long nails on my right hand. I play alot of classical guitar and flamenco so I have no choice.
Sort of this length. Sharpened too. Extensively taken care of so it doesn't look hideous (like the op).
[img]http://www.guitarpug.com/wp-content/uploads/guitarpug/2008/07/3_hands.jpg[/img]
Overall I don't really like having nails like these since it looks kind of goofy having it only on one hand, and it doesn't help that I'm a guy either. It's also highly impractical and it doesn't have much use besides playing guitar (I'm too afraid to break them if I try to do other practical work anyway).
Seriously op.. if you want to have long nails then get a nail file (I recommend glass) and start taking care of them.
Cut them regularly.
Your nails get nice and weak if they get to a certain point.
So thus, cut them. You can let them grow out, but you still should trim when they start to feel like they might crack or something.
Nice Vagina-Deflectors. It's called personal hygiene, learn it.
Also saying you sharpen them as a defensive thing is just ridiculous, so you're saying that if you got in a fight you would "scratch" rather than trying to throw a punch?
Thats fucking disgusting, cut it.
I prefer to keep my fingernails at use able lengths. Not long like the OP, but long enough that I'm able to pinch/grab/sort things with them.
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