• Long nails
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[QUOTE=Muffen;19599717]Nice Vagina-Deflectors. It's called personal hygiene, learn it. Also saying you sharpen them as a defensive thing is just ridiculous, so you're saying that if you got in a fight you would "scratch" rather than trying to throw a punch?[/QUOTE] No I would stab. Today is a perfect example of why they are useful. At work today, I had to open a large amount of boxes, that were taped shut. I didn't need a knife, I just used my fingernail.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19602942]No I would stab. Today is a perfect example of why they are useful. At work today, I had to open a large amount of boxes, that were taped shut. I didn't need a knife, I just used my fingernail.[/QUOTE] Or... you can have the benefit of just using a knife. :downs:
Today I was just sitting silently. And then I realized how stupid they were. So I cut them off and don't plan on growing them back any time soon. Happy?
I bite my nails whenever I'm nervous or bored. I have barely any nail left.
[IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/nOieZf.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=Rad McCool;19578923]I have quite long nails on my right hand. I play alot of classical guitar and flamenco so I have no choice. Sort of this length. Sharpened too. Extensively taken care of so it doesn't look hideous (like the op). Overall I don't really like having nails like these since it looks kind of goofy having it only on one hand, and it doesn't help that I'm a guy either. It's also highly impractical and it doesn't have much use besides playing guitar (I'm too afraid to break them if I try to do other practical work anyway). Seriously op.. if you want to have long nails then get a nail file (I recommend glass) and start taking care of them.[/QUOTE] Same here :v:
Good god, what is wrong with you. Cut those fuckers.
OP is in denail that he is weird.
[QUOTE=Diggadog;19622736][IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/nOieZf.jpg[/IMG] Same here :v:[/QUOTE] Is that /g/ I see? And fantastic contraption! You sir, are awesome.
[QUOTE=Javascript;19545553]why did you blur your face out[/QUOTE] That's what his face actually looks like, thanks for insulting him, jeez.
[QUOTE=Diggadog;19622736][IMG_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/nOieZf.jpg[/IMG_thumb] Same here :v:[/QUOTE] What the [b][i]fuck?![/i][/b] You can see the dirt and shit in those fucking fuckitty fucks! Tell me, how has your social life been since you grew those?
[IMG]http://gforgadget.com/gadget-images/Swiss-knife-with-usb-flash-drive.jpg[/IMG] That is much more usefull than nails. And makes you look like a propper man instead of a complete utter queer.
I had a kinky ex girlfriend in freshman year that was goth that filed her nails like that.
[QUOTE=agun;19627710][IMG]http://gforgadget.com/gadget-images/Swiss-knife-with-usb-flash-drive.jpg[/IMG] That is much more usefull than nails. And makes you look like a propper man instead of a complete utter queer.[/QUOTE] That wouldn't be a laser on the top would it, cos if it is I need one of those.
Try fapping now, bitch.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19564733]Do you sharpen them like in my picture? How long do you keep them? I think it might be most useful, if they were a sharpened and a little shorter than they are now.[/QUOTE] Mine are over just over an inch long. They haven't broke since my nails grow quite thick.
You [i]sharpen[/i] them? You're not wolverine, no matter how much you try, kid. In all seriousness, that's fucking weird. No girl will really have interest in you with those things around.
[QUOTE=Stinky Jeff;19627910]That wouldn't be a laser on the top would it, cos if it is I need one of those.[/QUOTE] Well.... I don't think it's a light sabre so that narrows down the options.
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