You're tired of Shitty Interactive Stories and Have nothing to lose. [Interactive Story]

[INv3Rt]

cock

[Inafinus :3]

No. One Guess left. But it has something to do with Cocks. *Hint* Not crabs.

[Bourbonrogers]

Cum?

[Inafinus :3]

Yeeeeaaah!

Also great idea!

[editline]07:09PM[/editline]

Your instincts tell you to cum and you start to think about Colourgasm 2.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IC_10.png[/img]

You think "Its almost there!"
And then you cum.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IC_11.png[/img]

It propels you even better than the fireworks.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IC_12.png[/img]

You have quite some time before you reach The FP HQ. What do you do?

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IC_9.png[/img]

[bthrussell]

Have a Rich Tea

[Inafinus :3]

Good Idea that will restore your health.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IC_13.png[/img]

[editline]07:20PM[/editline]

Brb. I need a shit.

[editline]07:37PM[/editline]

Back.

[editline]08:34PM[/editline]

Someone tell me to do something. We are still flying through the air.

[Nyaa]

Shit so hard it pushes you through the air in to FP studios and ask for tits.

[Satansick]

Get a tricycle and use it to drive to fp studios

[xxfalconxx]

do a series of comical poses as you fly towards the HQ.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I know the guy who actually made that thread.

[editline]04:51PM[/editline]

(He's one of my steam friends..)

[editline]04:53PM[/editline]

Do the Safety Dance while playing the music in your head.

[Vivallion]

Shit a glass table and do a perculator on it :D

[smurfy]

Meet James Ensor, Belgium's famous painter. Dig him up and shake his hand, appreciate the man.

[Inafinus :3]

I will do something tomorrow, I got S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear sky today so I was preoccupied.

[squeaky024]

Make a mega shit and surf on airplanes until you get there.

[長門有希]

Check why aren't your stock prices updating.

[Inafinus :3]

You proceed to do Ridiculous poses in the air.
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/1fc800ic14.png[/img]

Two more turns until you reach the HQ.

[editline]09:39PM[/editline]

Also I felt like continuing this.

[Satansick]

Realize that gravity exists

[Inafinus :3]

I know but he is mega cumming so it propels him along.

[Bourbonrogers]

What is this doing back on page 1?

[Arkitekt]

My "You Are a Guy With Nothing Left to Lose" thread was much funnier than your failed attempt at mocking it.

Have a box for being a dumbass.

And a clock for someone posting something just like this before you did.

And another clock for the 2 month bump.

My thread actually had some amount of time put into it, it actually doesn't burn your retinas like all these dumbfucks who post their shitty Line tool and Circle tool sketches.

And my thread was the only Interactive on the page at the time, besides Nyaa's.

You're welcome for proving how stupid you are.

[Inafinus :3]

This isn't a mockery of anyone's interactive story, this was a mockery of the ridiculous amounts of Interactive stories that were being made at the time. And the "With nothing to lose" bit was because he didn't have anything to lose. So it was similar to yours yes and yes yours was probably funnier because this is a parody.