Mom found muhh mason jars with the stench of dank. - General

Wait till' your mother falls asleep, then shit on her chest.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;31404711]Wait till' your mother falls asleep, then shit on her chest.[/QUOTE] Name fits. OP should show him mom The Union or something.

[QUOTE=Septimas;31376287]Read a text my mom sent to my dad. Said im a huge dissapointment, she cant trust me, if she could afford to send me to military school she would, Im grounded till the end of this school year, Can't get my license till the end of this school year(i would be getting it next tuesday.) Can't hang out at friends houses, cant get a ride from any friends, My door is getting removed to my room, They are cutting my tv in half and taking it to the trash(its a large old one, cant fit down stairs that well.) Oh and they are drug testing me regularly now, and if i fail i am out of the house. Fuck, I honestly am hating my life.[/QUOTE] what the fuck you need to slap your mother and punch your father this is ridiculous

my mom just told me i was a fucking loser and that it was gods fault that i got caught or something so i dont get addicted and overdose i didn't even bother fucking arguing i just did the usual "i understand what i did was wrong blah blah" and i was grounded for a week

i love threads like these they're like little snap bowls... short, but fun as fuck to read

This just happened to me. I'm 18. Drink lots of a fluids but don't make the mistake I made by leaving the fluids in a visible area so it looks like you're trying to pass a drug test, then pass their drug test and tell them it was a one time thing. Then you have another month for them to they try and drug test you again. you can try and pass it again or if you don't pass tell them it was just another one time thing. Just as long as they don't have proof that you're doing it every night, and the drugs are out of their house they can't really be that mad at you.

[QUOTE=Septimas;31376287]Read a text my mom sent to my dad. Said im a huge dissapointment, she cant trust me, if she could afford to send me to military school she would, Im grounded till the end of this school year, Can't get my license till the end of this school year(i would be getting it next tuesday.) Can't hang out at friends houses, cant get a ride from any friends, My door is getting removed to my room, They are cutting my tv in half and taking it to the trash(its a large old one, cant fit down stairs that well.) Oh and they are drug testing me regularly now, and if i fail i am out of the house. Fuck, I honestly am hating my life.[/QUOTE] Your parents are severely overreacting. What the fuck is wrong with them.

[QUOTE=polarbear.;31392178] P.S. rebel mode is fun[/QUOTE] rebel mode ftw

OP probs doesn't have internet atm because his parents cut off his internet and took away his phone. Set fire to the house, pretend to come home high as fuck, bring home LSD or something and trip balls infront of them, buy fucktonnes of those drug test cleansing kits off the net and fucking use them. they can't kick, you outta the house, it's illegal. So do whatever the fuck you want.

[QUOTE=The Aussie;31575303]OP probs doesn't have internet atm because his parents cut off his internet and took away his phone. Set fire to the house, pretend to come home high as fuck, bring home LSD or something and trip balls infront of them, buy fucktonnes of those drug test cleansing kits off the net and fucking use them. [B]they can't kick, you outta the house, it's illegal[/B]. So do whatever the fuck you want.[/QUOTE] Either you want to fuck over the OP or you are extremely stupid. You can kick, your child outta the house, it's legal. You can't just throw them on the streets and wish them well but you can remove them from your house.

Well guys, i installed a keylogger on my computer (as its directly hooked up to the router) and when my dad went to change the PW to the router, ;) IMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK Tried to show my mom the union, she blew up in my face and started screaming how she doesnt want to see a video in support of marijuana, because "ITS ILLEGAL, AND YOU NEED TO REALIZE AND UNDERSTAND THAT!"

Having parents who smoked before you did FTW

[QUOTE=Septimas;31577931]Well guys, i installed a keylogger on my computer (as its directly hooked up to the router) and when my dad went to change the PW to the router, ;) IMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK Tried to show my mom the union, she blew up in my face and started screaming how she doesnt want to see a video in support of marijuana, because "ITS ILLEGAL, AND YOU NEED TO REALIZE AND UNDERSTAND THAT!"[/QUOTE] Next time she drives you somewhere, and she blows a stop sign or something, say "That's illegal, and you need to realize and understand that!" and when she dose the whole "Its not the same. Weed's more dangerous.", pull out the facts, and let her know she's wrong.

[QUOTE=Septimas;31577931]Well guys, i installed a keylogger on my computer (as its directly hooked up to the router) and when my dad went to change the PW to the router, ;) IMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK Tried to show my mom the union, she blew up in my face and started screaming how she doesnt want to see a video in support of marijuana, because "ITS ILLEGAL, AND YOU NEED TO REALIZE AND UNDERSTAND THAT!"[/QUOTE] If they don't want you smoking because it's illegal there's really nothing you can do to change their minds.

[QUOTE=Valdor;31578844]If they don't want you smoking because it's illegal there's really nothing you can do to change their minds.[/QUOTE] and im sure they dont want illegal shit in their house too

[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;31578949]and im sure they dont want illegal shit in their house too[/QUOTE] Tis going to be a long two years until i go to college;( [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] And not long in the way of "holy shit im so high, it only been 5 minutes" [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] in the way of "fml, all my friends are toking, and i get random drug tests. fuckk"

[QUOTE=Septimas;31583590]Tis going to be a long two years until i go to college;( [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] And not long in the way of "holy shit im so high, it only been 5 minutes" [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] in the way of "fml, all my friends are toking, and i get random drug tests. fuckk"[/QUOTE] well you took the risk of getting found out all that time and payed for it. Like, i know my parents would freak out if i smoked so i make sure i do it rarely and plan everything out before hand. I dont buy it myself nor keep it in my house because 1, i know they would kill me and 2, i respect my parents. If i got caught and they flipped a shit, its my fault, i broke their rules and will suffer the consequence. I still try to respect them by making it a rare activity, and once i move out and what not i will do whatever i want. But for now i do as they say. Now i made sure i knew the risks of smoking when it came to my parents. I asked my older sis and she told me i would lose everything if i was caught, my car, games and shit, everything. So i made sure, going into my first experience smoking that i would keep it minimal, no matter how much fun it was. I know if i get caught just being high wouldnt be really bad. Im sure they'd be really pissed off but not as pissed off if i was keeping it and smoking at the house. Their whole thing is the illegality issue too. If i get caught by the police im fucked. My future is fucked, having a felony screws any chance of getting a decent job since employers are legally allowed to discriminate against felons. Sure some places will let you pass, but i doubt higher paying jobs like clinical psychologist (for me) would take a felon. Exaggeration, maybe, but do you want to risk it, a good future and great job, for a little high? Thats why they dont want me to smoke, they dont want it to become a habit and have me buying and shit. Because all it takes is one fuckup and youre fucked. When you move out for college do it all you want, but for now just keep it out of their house because its their house their rules. If i was a father i wouldnt be that strict, but i would still have rules that i would expect my kids to follow, my house my rules, it will all make sense when you are in that position. Although there are a lot of other issues with your family from the sounds of it so that something completely different.

Why would you get a felony? Are you moving ounces or something cause it sure as fuck didnt sound like it. Also if youre a psychologist youre pretty much your own boss from what I understand so no random tests.

[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;31592788]Why would you get a felony? Are you moving ounces or something cause it sure as fuck didnt sound like it. Also if youre a psychologist youre pretty much your own boss from what I understand so no random tests.[/QUOTE] depends on the field you go in, research (unless youre famous you are probably just going to be assisting experienced researchers or doing industrial psychology where you work for an advertising company) clinical (working for with either social workers, law enforcement, or hospital) and private practice (thats the one everyone knows about, the whole tell me about your mom on the couch gag).

I pwned my mom today, while mentioning smoking or something thereover. She went on a tirade and yelled "ITS STILL ILLEGAL!" i walked up the stairs, stopped at that, and said I believe martin luther king said "One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws." She shut up, and tried to think of a comeback. 5 minutes later, i hear "WELL MARTIN LUTHER DIDNT DISOBEY HIS PARENTS DID HE?!" uhg.

[QUOTE=Septimas;31610010]I pwned my mom today, while mentioning smoking or something thereover. She went on a tirade and yelled "ITS STILL ILLEGAL!" i walked up the stairs, stopped at that, and said I believe martin luther king said "One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws." She shut up, and tried to think of a comeback. 5 minutes later, i hear "WELL MARTIN LUTHER DIDNT DISOBEY HIS PARENTS DID HE?!" uhg.[/QUOTE] coulda said somethin like "does the wind blow?" any kid will disobey their parents at times, I'm sure MLK did too

If I was in your position I'd essentially tell them 18 a adult does not make, and it is your decision and that whether they like it or not its your decision.

[QUOTE=x2yzh9;31615771]If I was in your position I'd essentially tell them 18 a adult does not make, and it is your decision and that whether they like it or not its your decision.[/QUOTE] its still their house, i wouldnt want my kid keeping it in my house. I dont care how much they smoke just keep it out of here. the whole smoking deal, you are not going to get anywhere, especially with all the trust issues you have with them

Blow smoke in your mom's face while she is sleeping and then she will wake up high and realize how great it is.

Rape your mom. That will teach her.

[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;31616003]its still their house, i wouldnt want my kid keeping it in my house. I dont care how much they smoke just keep it out of here. the whole smoking deal, you are not going to get anywhere, especially with all the trust issues you have with them[/QUOTE] You still never answered why you would get a felony, and it sounds like you have a much different relationship with your parents so its really not worth comparing them to OP's.

man that sucks. I live with my dad who's a pothead and its chill as fuck. Ive had friends come over and we smoked then my dad walks in the room and started pretend yelling saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IS THIS DRUGS IN MY HOUSE!" Then have my friends freak out saying "dude you said it was cool!" then my dad comes over takes the pipe and takes a fat hit.

[QUOTE=Mudbone;31663109]man that sucks. I live with my dad who's a pothead and its chill as fuck. Ive had friends come over and we smoked then my dad walks in the room and started pretend yelling saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IS THIS DRUGS IN MY HOUSE!" Then have my friends freak out saying "dude you said it was cool!" then my dad comes over takes the pipe and takes a fat hit.[/QUOTE] hahahahahaha thats fucking awesome

[QUOTE=Mudbone;31663109]man that sucks. I live with my dad who's a pothead and its chill as fuck. Ive had friends come over and we smoked then my dad walks in the room and started pretend yelling saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IS THIS DRUGS IN MY HOUSE!" Then have my friends freak out saying "dude you said it was cool!" then my dad comes over takes the pipe and takes a fat hit.[/QUOTE] I envy you

[QUOTE=Mudbone;31663109]man that sucks. I live with my dad who's a pothead and its chill as fuck. Ive had friends come over and we smoked then my dad walks in the room and started pretend yelling saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IS THIS DRUGS IN MY HOUSE!" Then have my friends freak out saying "dude you said it was cool!" then my dad comes over takes the pipe and takes a fat hit.[/QUOTE] he's only doing that just to make your mother think he's keeping weed out of the house