I need to convince an anorexic chick she's not fat - General

wait....if she is classified as fat then I must be....... D:

the best you could do is show her a picture of her besides a fatty. it should wake her up.

She needs professional help. Showing her pictures of fat people isn't going to do jack.

[QUOTE=Kawaii;20925886]Okay, so I'm talking to one of my best friendgirls on Facebook and she starts going off on this thing about her being fat. She weighs 115 pounds, and in my book that is everything but fat. I have tried everything. Calling her pretty, telling her that 115 pounds in not fat at all, saying that even if she was fat she still would be the same person inside, ect. If anyone could help me convince her that would be insanely great of you. [img]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs170.snc1/6372_101155293229297_100000044816460_31616_1721150_n.jpg[/img] Best fullbody I can get of her. She is in 9th grade. Okay, so I was just given a box thingy saying I can no longer bump my own thread. Check the OP for answers to questions. Yes, she does look very young, and she is 14, I'm 15.[/QUOTE] From a guy who has had to deal with anorexic chicks time and again. YOU SIR ARE FUCKED

If you could cure Anorexia by talking to facepunch, you'd make a killing. tell her parents the situation and let them handle it.

That won't do shit, she probably feels like she has no control in her life.

Show her a picture of me?

I feel like this is all a cry for attention. The chick wants attention because she is FUCKING 14, and you want pussy because your going through puberty and you figure that giving a girl attention will get you closer. I say leave the bitch alone if she wants to be anerexic tell her to knock herself out.

[QUOTE=Kawaii;20925886]Okay, so I'm talking to one of my best friendgirls on Facebook and she starts going off on this thing about her being fat. She weighs 115 pounds, and in my book that is everything but fat. I have tried everything. Calling her pretty, telling her that 115 pounds in not fat at all, saying that even if she was fat she still would be the same person inside, ect. If anyone could help me convince her that would be insanely great of you. [img]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs170.snc1/6372_101155293229297_100000044816460_31616_1721150_n.jpg[/img] Best fullbody I can get of her. She is in 9th grade. Okay, so I was just given a box thingy saying I can no longer bump my own thread. Check the OP for answers to questions. Yes, she does look very young, and she is 14, I'm 15.[/QUOTE] Get a rag, soak it in chloroform and ask her if the rag smells like chloroform. When she is knocked out, shove food down her throat, or bring her to either a psychiatrist or the emergency room telling the nurse that she is anorexic and she needs a feeding tube. It's an idea...or you could just skip the hospital step completley and have your way with her unconscious body.

I sent this private message to you OP, it was hard not to drop a few swear words in there, but I think this gets the message across. [quote]You may have to be the worst friend in the world to do this, or even lose relationships, but PLEASE, I, a silly bastard, am begging you based on another person, tell ANYBODY who'll listen. Your parents, her parents, the school, ANYTHING that could remotely help her. Anorexia leads to death without PROFESSIONAL help! Please, help her. This is a serious matter. If you bring an excuse like 'then she won't be my friend', stop being a douchebag. If she dies, she can hardly be your friend anyway.[/quote] I know to others that this makes me seem like a wimp or some pasty redhead who burns in the sun easily, but if it actually gets through to the OP and they help this person and it saves their life, I'll be happy.