still that cross is still at my spawn...
maybe i should build a church under it to be on the safe side :v:
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somebody ask notch about this
Oh [i]god[/i]...
[QUOTE=kizzycocoa;25181447]I punch wool off of sheep, brutally murder pigs with axes AND light forests on fire.
so, that's what christians do? epic! lets tell others to axe pigs, punch sheep and start forest fires! :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Well, there are tons of animal sacrifices in the bible.
[QUOTE=Mechanical_Chicken;25181629]Well, there are tons of animal sacrifices in the bible.[/QUOTE]
Too true. Anyone here ever read Leviticus? What a nasty Bible book.
Know what
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/4e3385minecraft20101001.png[/img]
[IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/d8e82cminecraft20101001.png[/IMG]
[img]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/23/happyvarg08web.jpg[/img]
Does that mean that Jesus actually looked like this?
[img]http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/5545/jezuzexampurr.png[/img]
What the [i]christ[/i]
All hail his blocky goodness.
Oh, perhaps I should take down this massive monument I made to the creepers.
[IMG]http://www.myimg.us/images/10.01.10/14773.jpg[/IMG]
Gods gonna be piiiiiiissssed
I don't see real problems with it. I mean, it's still bringing attention for the game, thus Notch just profits from things like this. And people are free to interpret it.
Sorry, but I just bust out laughing at the way that Minecraft was portrayed as trying to "teach the word of God".
No other game (except maybe TF2) has made me say "god damnit" while playing it.
Late, still funny though
Minecraft threads everywhere these days.
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The wonderful man who wrote this article.
[QUOTE=SmellyHippie;25182680][img]http://gyazo.com/5e6ed8d4c6974309ac83dcfc96c7807d.png[/img]
The wonderful man who wrote this article.[/QUOTE]
So he decided to take trolling as his lifetime goal?
It seems that most people here don't understand that this is not serious at all.
Is Notch even Christian?
This isn't real, thank god.
Holy fuck this made my day.
[img]http://www.objectiveministries.org/sidebar/shoplogo.png[/img]
The second quote seems to omit me punching said lambs to death.
Made me LOL so hard.
Still, there are clues to the Christian purpose of the game. The most obvious is the name: Minecraft Alpha. This is of course a reference to Jesus' revelation that He is the Alpha and the Omega (Rev. 22:13)
Weird, because Notch is Swedish and Sweden is one of the most nonreligious countries in the world.
This was actually a good read. But still completely outrageous.
But if block god exists why does he let the block demons exist?
Wow, epic trolling right there.
I mean, just look around the website.
The description of Halo being a gay-sex simulator is quite precise for the multiplayer though.
[img]http://www.objectiveministries.org/zounds/ss-halo_teabag.jpg[/img]
Read this page :
[url]http://www.objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html[/url]
jesus christ is our sssssssssssavior
Well look at the bright side, there is now at least one game that Christians accept.
Aha, this made my day.
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