[QUOTE=FlyingAlien;25184231]Wow, epic trolling right there.
I mean, just look around the website.
The description of Halo being a gay-sex simulator is quite precise for the multiplayer though.
[img]http://www.objectiveministries.org/zounds/ss-halo_teabag.jpg[/img]
Read this page :
[url]http://www.objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh, that site.
It's a joke site.
[quote](a programmer named Notch) was to teach Biblical wisdom.[/quote]
I higly dount this. Awesome interpretation anyway.
I lol'd.
Then I was like, :geno:
[QUOTE=The mouse;25181297]Creepers are in the Bible :downs:[/QUOTE]
In recent news, it appears that part of the Bible was mistranslated. Apparently, Moses was not running from the Egyptians when he parted the red sea, but it was Creepers he was running from. More at 11.
[quote]Here are some Secular and un-Christian games that parents, youth ministers, and values gamers should be aware of:
Portal (Valve, PC & Mac)
Portal
9.4.2010: (This game is rated T for teen.) Portal is a first-person action puzzle game where you have to escape rooms by the clever use of a gun that shoots portals, allowing you to move between distant locations. Your character is forced to do this by a female-voiced computer named Gladys, who has killed all the workers at the Aperture Science facility and is now "testing" you like a lab rat. Portal's story is based on the idea of the "Singularity" taught by Atheist prophet Raymond Kurzwell. The Singularity has been called Atheism's version of the Rapture, only twisted and evil. According to Singularity believers, humans will eventually create intelligent computers just like God created us, then the computers will become smarter than us and kill humanity like Atheists claim that humans "outgrew" and "killed" God. (Darwinists refer to this replay of events as "Recapitulation Theory" or the "Biogenetic Law.") This is of course nonsense. Humans cannot create intelligence... only God can do that! And computers can never be truly intelligent since they don't have souls (unless God decides they should, and then He will do the ensoulment Himself, not Atheist computer programmers). While showing the supposed outcome of the Singularity, where the created becomes superior to its creator, Portal also mocks God and advocates man's rebellion against His authority. Gladys, whose omnipresent voice makes her a not-very-subtle mockery of God, promises cake after the testing is complete, but really she intends to incinerate you in a fire. There are hidden messages scrawled throughout the levels saying "The cake is a lie", which in context really mean "God's promise of Salvation is a lie". The ultimate goal of the game is to kill Gladys and free yourself from her control, much like the Atheist's ultimate goal of killing God so he can live a life of wantonness. While the game has no blood (you only "kill" robots) or sex (although it implies possible intimate relations with an inanimate object known as the "weighted companion cube"), the bleakness of its worldview and oppressive proselytizing of crazy Atheist theology earn it ZERO CROSSES. (A sequel, Portal 2, has been announced. Early previews show it to be more of the same.)[/quote]
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Troll site but still.
Hahahaha, i am christian, but fucking JESUS CHRIST.
That's is the most retarded thing i have ever seen.
Remember people the minority doesn't represent the entire religion. Or is it the majority now....
[QUOTE=The Aussie;25186460]Hahahaha, i am christian, but fucking JESUS CHRIST.
That's is the most retarded thing i have ever seen.
Remember people the minority doesn't represent the entire religion. Or is it the majority now....[/QUOTE]
It doesn't represent anyone since it's a troll site. Read some of the other reviews and it becomes pretty obvious.
I realized the birthmark I've had all my ass all these years look like Jesus
I built my castle on small sand islands, the water around me keeps me safer than if I had built it on the main land. :colbert:
[QUOTE=64fanatic;25181995]Oh, perhaps I should take down this massive monument I made to the creepers.
[IMG]http://www.myimg.us/images/10.01.10/14773.jpg[/IMG]
Gods gonna be piiiiiiissssed[/QUOTE]
How is the lava kept in place
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How can you have [b]atheist[/b] theology
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;25181130]good thing I don't like minecraft so I won't have to put up with this shit[/QUOTE]
Why not? Minecraft is an excellent game.
Also, i saw this on the megathread, what is this guy on?
Laughed hard
[QUOTE=theenemy;25181268]Just because the stories in the bible are based on basic survival instincts and logic (build things on rock not sand, light is good etc) doesn't mean that anything else based on it comes from those stories.
Biblical stories took these things from other ones anyway. Technically Minecraft is all about teaching basic human logic and survival instincts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;25181273]Please explain the meaning of Creepers
They are not of this god[/QUOTE]
Arab infidels
I'm surprised so many people missed the satire. It's been long known this site is pure satire.
He cannot be serious.
Right guys?
[QUOTE=lordskelzor;25181480]wait a sec he said the "alpha" in the minecraft title was a biblical reference.
the "alpha" part has to do with the stage of development.
this is a case of reading into something too much[/QUOTE]
it's called satire broham
Well, that was a good laugh. :v:
Note: I have not played these games since they are rated "M" and aren't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.
[QUOTE=technologic;25181281]This is why we can't have nice things. Fucking Christians.[/QUOTE]
Lol what's wrong?
[QUOTE=Lazor;25190588]it's called satire broham[/QUOTE]
i realised that after looking at the rest of the site :v:
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we should found a church of minecraft
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low and behold notch, in all his wisdom, built minecraft so we may spread the message of the power of the ores and blocks and all who do not heed the word of notch shall be thrown to the creepers and the zombies for they are doomed to the darkness!
torches 3:16
Jesus saved an awesome broadcaster the other day...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho3jDvH5LXo[/media]
[url=http://en.justin.tv/michael_1985]The saved.[/url]
An interesting interpretation, even though it's on the far side of being wacky.
Nice satire
:wtc:
why are people raging about this? retards...
:wtc:
[img]http://images3.cpcache.com/product/36948903v3_480x480_Front_Color-Black.jpg[/img]
Brilliant
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[img]http://images9.cpcache.com/product/50869699v3_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg[/img]
I must buy everything in this store
How can this be if all of my castles are in a shape of giant cock.
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