[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20069835]Shitty Moves =/= Movies that don't appeal to your demographic
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Really to the people that say movies like 'hurf durf Twilight hurf High School Musical hurf'[/QUOTE]
You like Twilight and High School Musical.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20068858]Dragon wars
What the fuck I can't stand that movie[/QUOTE]
This. Have you ever went into a theater where everyone inside of it was laughing and it wasn't a comedy?
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;20069971]wow, really started to agree with you there for a sec.[/QUOTE]
the Lord of the Rings part was only a joke, I mean I really don't care for the movie to be honest, but its far from shit.
The 2nd half of Hancock.
[QUOTE=TINCAN;20068372]not so much a terrible movie, but more of a disappointment. paranormal activity[/QUOTE]
I don't understand why that was considered scary, I don't watch horror movies ever, though was at a friend's house when watching this. Hell, if I saw string attached to that damned door I wouldn't be surprised.
[QUOTE=benjgvps;20070101]I don't understand why that was considered scary, I don't watch horror movies ever, though was at a friend's house when watching this. Hell, if I saw string attached to that damned door I wouldn't be surprised.[/QUOTE]
Because of the incomprehensibility of the concept of demons.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;20068384]yes. yes. YES. YES.
without all the hype it may have been scarier.[/QUOTE]
And without all the subwoofer.
Any time something was coming the subwoofer was so distracting it removed any hint of realism in that movie.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;20068507]1. Date Movie
2. Epic Movie
3. Disaster Movie
4. From Justin to Kelly
5. Twilight
6. Twilight: New Moon
7. Alone In The Dark
All I can think of right now.[/QUOTE]While I'll agree with you that Twilight was horrible as sin and deserves to burn in hell. I must say, New Moon was a big step up. It was far from the best movie (see sherlock holmes for example.) Still I have to persist that New Moon was far from terrible. All of my friends who HATE the twilight series in general have gone to see it just for the hell of it and actually thought it was decent. I personally applaud their new director and am looking forward to the other 2 movies. Then again ur entitled to your opinion. I'm just sharing mine.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20068326]Twilight should be at #1[/QUOTE]
New moon should be.
[QUOTE=protoAuthor;20068451]HG Wells' The War of the Worlds (Pendragon 2005, NOT TC version)[/QUOTE]
I actually liked that movie. :(
[QUOTE=zeldar;20070247]I actually liked that movie. :([/QUOTE]
The Pendragon independent film?
Not the C. Thomas Howell version, either (Which is the one that got a sequel).
I guess it's so bad it's awesome.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;20069118]I think people are hating avatar because of two reasons.
-It doesn't have much of a story
-It's the number one film of all time for the box office. Same thing happened with Titanic.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget the fact that James Cameron keeps repeating to himself "I'm an artist. I'm a fookin genius." even though the movie's story wasn't really original (Apparently he wrote the script in two weeks, like a spur of the moment thing, so much originality shouldn't be expected).
Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie and James Cameron is obviously a very good director, but he needs to wake the fuck up.
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;20070453]Don't forget the fact that James Cameron keeps repeating to himself "I'm an artist. I'm a fookin genius." even though the movie's story wasn't really original (Apparently he wrote the script in two weeks, like a spur of the moment thing, so much originality shouldn't be expected).
Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie and James Cameron is obviously a very good director, but he needs to wake the fuck up.[/QUOTE]
mmhmm.
but lets not judge the director, lets judge the MOVIE, even if the director was a huge dick or something, hate the director, not the movie
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;20070482]mmhmm.
but lets not judge the director, lets judge the MOVIE, even if the director was a huge dick or something, hate the director, not the movie[/QUOTE]
My apologies. I just wanted to say that the director being delusional or anything will often affect the people's opinion.
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Back On-Topic now: It's Complicated was in my opinion pretty shitty, but I suppose it was aimed at another demographic and was not objectively shitty.
I heard horrible things about this one movie called I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell or something like that. According to most people the book was great, but the movie was awful.
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;20070453]Don't forget the fact that James Cameron keeps repeating to himself "I'm an artist. I'm a fookin genius." even though the movie's story wasn't really original (Apparently he wrote the script in two weeks, like a spur of the moment thing, so much originality shouldn't be expected).
Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie and James Cameron is obviously a very good director, but he needs to wake the fuck up.[/QUOTE]
two weeks? try 12 years.
Slumdog Millionaire.
Twilight was a good movie, stop trolling it because it got such a large fanbase.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20071413]Twilight was a good movie, stop trolling it because it got such a large fanbase.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't good but it doesn't belong in this list.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;20068261]
1. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
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I actually watched the first one with my little sister, horrible, horrible movie. And the fact that there was a sequel... Oh god.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;20068596]I actually thought it did pretty well as a horror movie.[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
Eragon belongs on that list. They fucking butchered the novels.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;20071325]Slumdog Millionaire.[/QUOTE]
why do people like this movie I fell asleep first five minutes flat
[QUOTE=-Norg-;20068533]The Happening should definitely be up there.[/QUOTE]
that movie summed up in word
Disappointment.
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[QUOTE=RJ102;20071909]why do people like this movie I fell asleep first five minutes flat[/QUOTE]
Ditto
[QUOTE=RJ102;20071909]why do people like this movie I fell asleep first five minutes flat[/QUOTE]There's a scene where a kid gets locked in an outhouse and then dives into a pile of giant shit, coming out like a huge poop mud monster. He willingly covers his whole body in feces so he can take a picture to a movie star, who looks at his shit encrusted body and basically tells him to GTFO.
My friend saw that part while he was eating mashed potatoes! :buddy:
If anyone actually wants to see a well-constructed and unbiased list of horrendous films, here's Rotten Tomatoes' one:
[url]http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/[/url]
EDIT:
According to Rotten Tomatoes, the top 10 worst films are:
10. Witless Protection
9. Redline
8. 3 Strikes
7. Strange Wilderness
6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
5. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
4. King's Ransom
3. Pinocchio (the 2002 adaptation)
2. One Missed Call
1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
The adventures of pluto nash? anyone?
The GI Joe movie was bull freakin horse shit
[QUOTE=Swiket;20068738]Here is a list of 200 other titles you may enjoy. [URL]http://www.metacritic.com/film/lowscores.shtml[/URL][/QUOTE]
I don't believe that list solely because The Master of Disguise is on it.
[QUOTE=177cheese;20072856]The GI Joe movie was bull freakin horse shit[/QUOTE]
Shut your fucking mouth. You just don't understand cheesy goodness.
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