• Embarrassing Situations v2 "I shat myself in public"
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Actually browsing 2ch at school is closer to that analogy.
I was walking down the hall, going to grab some papers, when my friends from the lower grade barrel past me screaming "HE'S COMING RUN!". I turn around to see another friend of mine from that grade in full on T-1000 sprint headed straight for me, his eyes completely dead and closing in faster than you could imagine. I turned on my heel and attempted to run, but slipped on the rug and slammed my face into the ground. He just ran past and I sat there on the ground for a good 4 seconds before doing anything. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] You might not think of it, but if I can get a good picture of him you can understand the sheer terror that was going through my head. None of my friends were laughing nor had smiles, they were going balls-to-the-wall-every-man-for-himself kind of sprint.
God damnit I came to this thread to make myself feel better and laugh but I have the most embarassing story, now I feel more of a dumbass. Any of you guys shitted your pants on tv? Caught jerkin off in school? Anything?!
Also, a couple years ago, I vomited profusely all over my desk and the person sitting in front of me in class. I almost passed out I forced so hard. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] I'm a seriously depressing and clumsy person. Plethora of stories.
I tried my best to hold back tears when the building I went to Elementary school at was being torn down to be used as a hole to catch excess rainwater. I did a bad job at it, I swear the computers there were the reason I love Windows 9x.
A long time ago, I would say about 10 years ago. This was at a time when I was an awkward kid, desperate to make people laugh. I wasn't very funny but relentless with my attempts and eventually that brief nervous chuckle or smile would keep me going. Anyways so what happened was this kid who lived in the same town as I did, same as the school, got stabbed in the heart and died. He was at some sort of Nazi recruitment party or whatever and some immigrant kids went there looking for trouble, one of them was a bit on the loony side and he was the one carrying a knife, go figure. It was a big story, all of the youths in town (except me) knew this guy one way or another so when I got to school it was a very tense and quiet morning. I saw this as an opportunity to lighten the mood so the first thing I said when I barged into the classroom was, "What's wrong? did someone get staaaaaaaabbed?" Whilst doing stabbing motions with my hand, smiling deliriously. Everyone looked at me in shock of what I had just said, a girl behind me started crying. It was bad.
I was in highschool and we were doing some weird project on "quantity vs quality" where we had to draw pictures, one being given 20 minutes to draw, then we had to copy the picture as many times as we could in five minutes. I had my friend next to me so to make him laugh, I intentionally made the picture as shitty and retarded looking as possible. And then the unexpected happened. She asked everyone to pass up the last drawing everyone made when the five minutes were up, along with the original. She collected them and then started presenting the "before and after"s. At first I was calm, and then I realized when she got to my picture the quickly made drawing was going to be absolutely fucked. I couldn't help it, I started cracking up and finding it harder to keep myself quiet. Eventually she got to mine, which was the last one. I couldn't help it, and burst out in laughter, crying from how hard I was laughing. She cocked an eyebrow at me and the rest of the class was -completely silent- wondering what the fuck was so funny. Laughing so hard drained my strength so I layed my head on my desk and covered my head and continued laughing. Luckily I didn't have to stick around for too long, a few seconds after that the bell rang and I got up and hurried my ass out of class.
my embarrassing moment is any time somebody is doing a presentation in any scenario i get a violent case of the giggles that i cannot control
One time i was doing a presentation about the internet, felt comfortable enough about talking so I just started riffing about CERN. Somewhere within the presentation i said something along the lines "... they are also notable for building the largest particle collider in the world, the large hard on collider."
[QUOTE=Fulsam;39755061]Was in a computer class while a sub was in, so naturally I decided to browse facepunch and get no work done. Go to Fast threads, open LMAO pics. It wasn't LMAO pics. It was the Hot Girls thread. Titties fill screen. Flip the fuck out and attempt to close browser. Scumbag Firefox: "Close all tabs?" Not to mention the computers were arranged around the perimeter of the room, against the wall, so anyone who turned their head would see it. By some miracle, no one did. No more facepunch in school.[/QUOTE] We once sent a link to meatspin to a notoriously stupid guy in computer class. "Look what paul is doing" We told the teacher. The teacher took a look at the screen laughed and went back to his table :v:
When I was in first grade, I used to fall asleep in class all the time because I had incredibly enlarged tonsils. I'd wake up disoriented and the other kids would snicker because I snored and, well, generally fell asleep in class. It happened a lot, but the only one I particularly remember is one day when the class made like, hats or something, with the class next door, so when I woke up there were something like 30 little kids just staring at me while the teacher shook me awake. I still want to curl up in a ball about it occasionally. Same year I also pissed myself because someone was in the bathroom (the classrooms had ones in them if you were in kindergarten to 2nd, if I remember right) and I was afraid the teacher would yell at me if I asked to walk out of class to go to the one down the hall. Haven't lived that one down either.
Reading through this thread reminded me of how many times I've used "You too!" in the wrong situation..
How do enlarged tonsils make you tired all the time. I don't get it.
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39757599]How do enlarged tonsils make you tired all the time. I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Reduced airflow will make you sleepy over time, same thing happens if you lean over in your desk. You end up becoming even tireder because you're limiting how much oxygen you're getting.
[QUOTE=HyoMonkys;39757409]Reading through this thread reminded me of how many times I've used "You too!" in the wrong situation..[/QUOTE] It's really too common to count as embarrassing as almost everyone had those moments.
I was waiting outside a door for the current class inside to leave and one guy comes up to me (freshman, never seen him before) and positions himself for a handshake. "Hey dude, my name's Landon." I respond with "Hey man, what's up?" while staring at him, down at his hand, then back at him all while keeping a straight face. I walk into the classroom and hear "Haha dude you just got trolled!". I sort of froze for a bit wondering what just happened but continued on my way thinking nothing of it. All in all it was very confusing but i think i unknowingly managed to embarass him more than anything.
Getting your dads brand new $53k truck stuck up to the axles in mud...
I took a sewing class in middle school and I was dicking around with the sewing machine, poking holes in things and I wondered if it could poke through my finger. It can, all the way through. I ending up getting suspended for it, and bled all over the class when I walked up to the teacher and told her what I did.
[QUOTE=McCarthy;39758500]Getting your dads brand new $53k truck stuck up to the axles in mud...[/QUOTE] My brother rolled my dad's new Land cruiser on the second day my dad got it. He was never allowed to drive my dad's cars again.
I was doing a speech for english class and I accidently spat when I said a word and it landed on my friends face and I lost it and laughed for like 5 minutes straight in the middle of my speech while everyone else was quiet and I kept giggling through the rest of the speech
[QUOTE=Muff Pi;39756836]When I was in first grade, I used to fall asleep in class all the time because I had incredibly enlarged tonsils. I'd wake up disoriented and the other kids would snicker because I snored and, well, generally fell asleep in class. It happened a lot, but the only one I particularly remember is one day when the class made like, hats or something, with the class next door, so when I woke up there were something like 30 little kids just staring at me while the teacher shook me awake. I still want to curl up in a ball about it occasionally. Same year I also pissed myself because someone was in the bathroom (the classrooms had ones in them if you were in kindergarten to 2nd, if I remember right) and I was afraid the teacher would yell at me if I asked to walk out of class to go to the one down the hall. Haven't lived that one down either.[/QUOTE] I had an enlarged tonsil last year, thought I had fucking cancer.
[QUOTE=HyoMonkys;39757409]Reading through this thread reminded me of how many times I've used "You too!" in the wrong situation..[/QUOTE] I believe this may be relevant. [img_thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/p625aW.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=buro;39756760]We once sent a link to meatspin to a notoriously stupid guy in computer class. "Look what paul is doing" We told him. The teacher took a look at the screen laughed and went back to his table :v:[/QUOTE] I warned a friend about lemonparty. He went to it straight away. He then asked how I know about it.
One time, waiting for english class to start, there was me, one of the kinda tombyish girls I knew and 2 other girls, me and the tomboyish girl are wasting time pissing about, chasing each other and throwing stuff at each other, when she throws a wooden blackboard duster at me, so of course, i pick it up to throw it back at her, only something goes wrong and it veer way off course and hits one of the other two girls in the face, entirely by accident, I felt horrible, plus her face bruised like instantly. Teacher arrived so i had to go out and explain, didn't really get into trouble for it, but when I got back, I didn't half have every guy staring at me like they wanted to murder me. Couple days later, I found out pretty much every guy was planning to jump me at some point, until the girl who i hit in the face talked them out of it. We ended up being decent friends after all that.
one time when I was in Reception (first ever year of school, kindergarten equivalent I think) someone threw up on me, and I was so disgusted that I threw up back on him. covered in vomit, ten minutes before home time, final destination
Reminds me of in Primary school (about age 7 or so) a dinner lady sat me down one day and made me eat egg flan which i was against because i don't like egg she thought I was just being fussy but nope, one projectile vomiting session in class later and everoynes math books were ruined. I covered an entire table in vomit, such was my reaction to eating egg.
[QUOTE=danelo;39756563]A long time ago, I would say about 10 years ago. This was at a time when I was an awkward kid, desperate to make people laugh. I wasn't very funny but relentless with my attempts and eventually that brief nervous chuckle or smile would keep me going. Anyways so what happened was this kid who lived in the same town as I did, same as the school, got stabbed in the heart and died. He was at some sort of Nazi recruitment party or whatever and some immigrant kids went there looking for trouble, one of them was a bit on the loony side and he was the one carrying a knife, go figure. It was a big story, all of the youths in town (except me) knew this guy one way or another so when I got to school it was a very tense and quiet morning. I saw this as an opportunity to lighten the mood so the first thing I said when I barged into the classroom was, "What's wrong? did someone get staaaaaaaabbed?" Whilst doing stabbing motions with my hand, smiling deliriously. Everyone looked at me in shock of what I had just said, a girl behind me started crying. It was bad.[/QUOTE] Honestly made me cringe.
I went into the art-room which, for my school, is semi secluded. I grabbed the speakers and my iPod, and played Dio on a fairly high volume. I was head-banging and air guitar-ing and shitty singing for a good 3 songs. Little did I know that my teacher was standing outside the door with a Gustavo-esque "Get back to work" face.
I was messing around with a few friends one hot summer and one of my friends did a way-past-cool parkour trick over a wall in front of us while we were sitting at this square in the town where I live. Some couple was walking past and saw this, we had just gotten up to go somewhere else and we had our backs to them and one of them said "Wow, cool trick!" or something to that extent. We were all in the summer mood and I just said out loud "We're enjoying our youth while we still can!" I turn around and notice that they are in fact an [I]elderly[/I] couple. I guess I salvaged the situation, if you count salvaging as stammering loudly and holding your head in your hands.
In 7th Grade, I was in science class and my "female" teacher was passing out papers. When she got to the row on the left of me and my partner she bent over to give the papers out to the people in the other row, so I turned left really fast not knowing my teacher's ass was like 1 or 4 inches away from my face! My head merged really really hard with my teachers ass and well... I got suspended for "accidentally smacking my teachers ass with my face.."
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