Embarrassing Situations v2 "I shat myself in public"
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So the dumbest kid is in my English class and we had to do an oral report on the events of the 1930's. So he goes up to do his PowerPoint presentation to the class, but little do we know, he knew absolutely nothing about his topic and pretty much word-for-word copied and pasted from a book. He was doing a report on the "Band of the alcohole prohinbission."
The whole time he replaced the word "banned" or even "ban" with "band" and inserted a fake YouTube link as a whole slide. I think it was youtube.com/ the pronhibission 1930s. No works cited page either. It was a disaster.
I also have him in my Algebra class. From how I see him do in both English and Algebra it'd be a miracle if he wasn't failing.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39778324]You are really good at taking other people's emotions into perspective, keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]
I dont see how you get sad over a cousin's baby having a miscarriage, when its like 3 weeks along in a fucking pregnancy.
I didnt cry when my 'brother' was miscarried, it was only 3ish weeks into that also.
I dont see logic behind getting sad over something like that. You never met them, you never saw them, so why cry over an idea?
this thread in a nutshell.
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[QUOTE=Sardonus;39779012]I brought this one on my self.
A while ago a girl in my school killed herself.
The next week or so everyone was only talking about that.
She was amazing too. I really liked her. I'd only became friends with her about a month before she did it to :/
She was perfect though. Friendly as all hell, ecstatic and bouncy, a humanitarian, her dream world was one where we were all equal. She was just great. The kind of girl you could play CoD with and have a beer on the couch.
A bro with a vagina.
anyway
one day a bunch of people in class were all sitting and talking about her
and one of them mentions how beautiful she was
and I replied with "yeah, she's drop dead gorgeous"
I fucking cringed typing this again oh god I'm so sorry honestly for some reason I thought making an offensive joke would help me cope
that was the day I discovered the combination of the "shock/gasp/laugh"[/QUOTE]
do you mind if I ask why she killed herself?
When I was in sixth grade, I was a fat little bastard. One day, we had to do curl ups. Mid curl up...[i]it happened...[/i]
I cracked off a noisy fart. I look around, and one of my classmates glanced over at me somewhat apalled.
Thankfully, no one else noticed. Later in my school days, that classmate ended up becoming one of my best friends, and I never made the same mistake again...
Until I got wood in high school PE class.
[i]But that's another story...[/i]
[QUOTE=Septimas;39779765]I dont see how you get sad over a cousin's baby having a miscarriage, when its like 3 weeks along in a fucking pregnancy.
I didnt cry when my 'brother' was miscarried, it was only 3ish weeks into that also.
I dont see logic behind getting sad over something like that. You never met them, you never saw them, so why cry over an idea?[/QUOTE]
Well, I would have a big brother but he was miscarried. It was only like 1 week into the pregnancy so nobody gave a shit. Even I was told about it in a "Oh, by the way..." -manner. So, I kind of agree with that.
I was buying some stuff from the store down the road, and as I was giving her the money to pay for the items.. I said 'Thank you'.. I was thanking her for taking my money away
[QUOTE=Septimas;39779765]I dont see how you get sad over a cousin's baby having a miscarriage, when its like 3 weeks along in a fucking pregnancy.
I didnt cry when my 'brother' was miscarried, it was only 3ish weeks into that also.
I dont see logic behind getting sad over something like that. You never met them, you never saw them, so why cry over an idea?[/QUOTE]
Some people are quite sensitive to stuff like that, I hope you understand there's more than one way to look at these kinds of things. Also, having people around you making horrible dead baby jokes probably doesn't help much either. I mean, dead baby jokes by themselves are enough to make a lot of people upset, regardless of whether there's been a recent miscarriage in their family. I'd be careful making those kinds of jokes around people I didn't know very well.
[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;39782107]Some people are quite sensitive to stuff like that, I hope you understand there's more than one way to look at these kinds of things. Also, having people around you making horrible dead baby jokes probably doesn't help much either. I mean, dead baby jokes by themselves are enough to make a lot of people upset, regardless of whether there's been a recent miscarriage in their family. I'd be careful making those kinds of jokes around people I didn't know very well.[/QUOTE]
It was people i had known for over a year, and the girl who got upset was fine with dead baby jokes earlier in the semester, so i didn't see a reason to hold back at that time.
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;39782065]I was buying some stuff from the store down the road, and as I was giving her the money to pay for the items.. I said 'Thank you'.. I was thanking her for taking my money away[/QUOTE]
I don't see anything wrong with this.
That is just being polite
[QUOTE=Goodthief;39780062]do you mind if I ask why she killed herself?[/QUOTE]
she had a slew of mental health issues she kept from the public
that's what destroyed me the most cause I've been clinically depressed / and have an anxiety disorder my whole life and after finding out that she suffered as well I spent the next few weeks like Max Payne wondering if I'd opened up to her if I could've saved her
[QUOTE=Septimas;39769014]I was walking up the stairwell to my first block class, and the night before i ate two whole cans of manwich baked beans because i didnt have shit else to eat in my house for some reason, and i had BAD gas.
I've NEVER had that bad of gas, literally every 5 minutes a large sized fart was ready to burst out of my ass like a jew from the IRS, and i had held it in for like 15 minutes while chatting with a chick friend of mine. I began walking up the stairwell, and the steps dislodged the build up.
Second step, i began releasing a silent fart, but not the small ones, it was like a gushing 'OOOOOSSSS' fart out of my ass. I hit the turn around and began walking up, when a group of fat ass black ratchet bitches began walking down, talking about gangs and shit, and one of then hits my crop dust and literally gagged and yelled "WUT DA FUCK IS DAT SMELL" and i began smirking the entire way out of the stairwell.[/QUOTE]
I actually went the extra mile once and made someone puke.
I don't know what it was but something I ate came down bad. Like, REAL bad. My farts probably smelled like raw sewage or something, it was fucking awful.
So here I am, going through the hallways when I feel I need to release something awful. Nobody around so I quietly let it out. I begin to ascend the stairs and wouldn't you know it, somebody rounds the corner and comes down them.
And it's someone who, back then, I hated with a passion. I do what I always do, move a little faster just to get the hell away from her, round the corner and I hear her gushing all over the place.
I ran like hell and laughed at both how I loved the fact that I made her puke and what a terrible person I am.
I was shopping with my family at a store today.
I am trying to find the Ketchup, Looking at the aisle signs, On the bottom of my vision I see my mom, So I ask "Do you know where-"
That's when I realized it wasn't my mother, So I just kept on walking, The person asked me "Do you need help finding anything?" I just replied "No, I'm fine, Thanks."
[QUOTE=Blockhead;39784472]I was shopping with my family at a store today.
I am trying to find the Ketchup, Looking at the aisle signs, On the bottom of my vision I see my mom, So I ask "Do you know where-"
That's when I realized it wasn't my mother, So I just kept on walking, The person asked me "Do you need help finding anything?" I just replied "No, I'm fine, Thanks."[/QUOTE]
that's not even remotely embarassing
just smile and say "Sorry, I thought you were someone else!"
Just a tip for you guys, if a girl personally offers you food, you fucking take it. Even if you aren't hungry or don't like it. Usually its taking an extra amount of time to create it and bravery to offer you something that's their own work too so it'll affect how you judge them later on. Refusing stuff is rude and creates an awkward situation between you and her, and it'll probably hurt her feelings. It's basically along the same lines of "does this outfit make me look fat?"
[QUOTE=Blockhead;39784472]I was shopping with my family at a store today.
I am trying to find the Ketchup, Looking at the aisle signs, On the bottom of my vision I see my mom, So I ask "Do you know where-"
That's when I realized it wasn't my mother, So I just kept on walking, The person asked me "Do you need help finding anything?" I just replied "No, I'm fine, Thanks."[/QUOTE]
Dude, the only situation in which that's embarrassing is if you said the word "mom", which you didn't. So I don't see what the big deal is.
-neva mind bah-
I remember one time I was late for my bus back home from school so I had to run for it.
I saw a bike lying on the ground and decided to jump over it, but my foot thought it was a good idea to hit the bike pedal.
It ended with me flying forward and land like this:
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Everyone in the bus saw it. It wasn't a pleasant ride back home.
Had the most akward moment at the cinema.
Ticket vendor: "Good movie"
Me: "No thanks"
Ticket vendor: "I Said good movie.."
I then proceed to slowly walk away while keeping eye contact.
I was purchasing a beverage in a shop a few weeks ago and the shop keep said something along the lines of "that shirt doesn't match your eyes". I wasn't sure how to respond so I paid and left swiftly.
[QUOTE=Scrimp;39799226]I was purchasing a beverage in a shop a few weeks ago and the shop keep said something along the lines of "that shirt doesn't match your eyes". I wasn't sure how to respond so I paid and left swiftly.[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's a pretty rude remark.
I'd be kind of offended that I'm giving this guy business and he just blurts that out.
[QUOTE=psychojake;39801022]Wow, that's a pretty rude remark.
I'd be kind of offended that I'm giving this guy business and he just blurts that out.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar doesn't match your name.
[editline]March 4 2013[/editline]
Holy fuck neither does mine. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39776400]Just had an endoscopy and a colonoscopy under sedation today.
It all went pretty smoothly until I woke up and started yelling crazy shit out loud because of the high the sedation gave me. I remember I was trying to get up from bed and It was like I had this huge gravitational force pulling me down.
I remember I kept farting and laughing out loud (of the farts), because they pumped some air into my intestines, I also remember that I stuck my finger into my butt and told something like "Holly shit, you've destroyed my anus!".
I never expected I'd be doing weird shit like this in front of other people in all my life.
Good thing is they probably deal with shit like this every day.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck did they have you on? :v:
I had a colonoscopy with valium, a little bit light headed and didn't feel a thing
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39801313]Your avatar doesn't match your name.
[editline]March 4 2013[/editline]
Holy fuck neither does mine. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya![/QUOTE]
Mine does!
I got some gift gards for christmas and I finally decided to take them to the shop and buy some shit
I stand in there for a fucking hour trying to get the perfect thing and when I finally get to the counter with my stuff and my card the person says "that is the wrong part of the card, you need the part with the barcode"
So I was planning to pay for my stuff with a little plastic rectangle that has $50 written on it and a name
I am a gibbon
This one's not nearly as bad the one's I've seen in this thread but it's something
We're on the stairwell on school, me and a few friends, and I see two people walking up the staircase.
I thought one of these guys was one of my friends, so I yelled out
"hey lil shit" (i call a lot of my friends these for whatever reason, don't ask)
the two guys look up at me, and i don't think they really heard what i said since they were listening to music so I just... waddled to the rest of my friends. They walked past me with a weird look on their face and I just turned the other way.
Not embarrassing for me, but for a girl that thought she was cool.
She called me and my friends a bunch of losers for the 2nd or 3th time now, so my friend heard and replied 'Yeah, your mother sleeps with one'
Pretty sick burn.
When it was my 15th birthday I got a huge present from my friend. Little did I know that the big thing was a big blob of fucking concrete. He said that in the middle of it was a gift card that was €50. Ok, I grabbed some tools and hammered the concrete away untill the middle. That's where I hit the gift card and smashed it in two pieces. Great, gotta go to the shop to ask for a new one with concrete all around it. That cashier looked at me and my friend like we were dumb as fuck. Anyhow, we got a new gift card and told each other not to use concrete for shit anymore.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39807650]Not embarrassing for me, but for a girl that thought she was cool.
She called me and my friends a bunch of losers for the 2nd or 3th time now, so my friend heard and replied 'Yeah, your mother sleeps with one'
Pretty sick burn.[/QUOTE]
I read about her in an other thread. I wonder shes still alive
[QUOTE=RobyYe;39808906]When it was my 15th birthday I got a huge present from my friend. Little did I know that the big thing was a big blob of fucking concrete. He said that in the middle of it was a gift card that was €50. Ok, I grabbed some tools and hammered the concrete away untill the middle. That's where I hit the gift card and smashed it in two pieces. Great, gotta go to the shop to ask for a new one with concrete all around it. That cashier looked at me and my friend like we were dumb as fuck. Anyhow, we got a new gift card and told each other not to use concrete for shit anymore.[/QUOTE]
My eldest brother once gave me a present that was inside a half eaten bag of nacho cheese doritos, sealed closed with peanut butter.
It wasn't even worth it, it was a N64 game that sucked
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