• Embarrassing Situations v2 "I shat myself in public"
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when i was in first grade, we had to write down what we got for christmas, i tried to write "2 shirts" but accidentally wrote "2 shits". the teacher would read anyone's who were too shy to read, so i gave my paper to her. then she read that out loud, had an oops, then asked me if that was what i meant
[QUOTE=poopman234;39814558]when i was in first grade, we had to write down what we got for christmas, i tried to write "2 shirts" but accidentally wrote "2 shits". the teacher would read anyone's who were too shy to read, so i gave my paper to her. then she read that out loud, had an oops, then asked me if that was what i meant[/QUOTE] Finally a person who gives two shits about presents.
[QUOTE=poopman234;39814558]when i was in first grade, we had to write down what we got for christmas, i tried to write "2 shirts" but accidentally wrote "2 shits". the teacher would read anyone's who were too shy to read, so i gave my paper to her. then she read that out loud, had an oops, then asked me if that was what i meant[/QUOTE] One time in 4th grade I was really freaking tired one day, We had an assignment that was writing sentences or something, And I accidently put "I had to return the shit since it was too small." The teacher just walked by, Noticed it, Pointed at it and just said "Uhhhh..." I quickly realized what I did and fixed it. I fixed it to "I had to return the shrit since it was too small" :suicide:
[QUOTE=poopman234;39814558]when i was in first grade, we had to write down what we got for christmas, i tried to write "2 shirts" but accidentally wrote "2 shits". the teacher would read anyone's who were too shy to read, so i gave my paper to her. then she read that out loud, had an oops, then asked me if that was what i meant[/QUOTE] Your username makes it better
[QUOTE=Septimas;39779765]I dont see how you get sad over a cousin's baby having a miscarriage, when its like 3 weeks along in a fucking pregnancy. I didnt cry when my 'brother' was miscarried, it was only 3ish weeks into that also. I dont see logic behind getting sad over something like that. You never met them, you never saw them, so why cry over an idea?[/QUOTE] Because it's still a tragedy, some people are close to their families lol [editline]6th March 2013[/editline] You know, expecting a baby, no matter how far into the pregnancy, is a pretty huge thing
[QUOTE=Kylel999;39824655]Because it's still a tragedy, some people are close to their families lol [editline]6th March 2013[/editline] You know, expecting a baby, no matter how far into the pregnancy, is a pretty huge thing[/QUOTE] Don't count your chickens until they hatch.
[QUOTE=Septimas;39827613]Don't count your chickens until they hatch.[/QUOTE] dude what the fuck kind of family do you live in
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39828143]dude what the fuck kind of family do you live in[/QUOTE] Clearly a better one than you...
Once when I was coming home from college I would usually get the bus with a friend if are classes finished around the same time. This was during the winter when it was real icy. We were the two different people. I would refuse to run for the bus and he was the kind of guy you always see sprinting down the road to get it. So we had to catch two buses to get back home. From where we get off the bus we can see if our next bus is coming. As it happens when we get off our first bus we see our second bus just arriving. We have the jog argue Friend: Come on we can catch it Me: Hell no I don't want to look like an idiot missing the bus. Well anyway I agree to run. Little as we know around the corner is black ice. I turn the corner almost slip and manage to just get my balance and he darts round slips grabs me for support but pulls me to the ground we slide a meter down the road in front of about ten or twelve people and miss are bus. We never ran for another bus again.
I'm on my iPad so im gonna make this short. Me and my friend both 8 years old, friend shits in forest cause somehow we got into a bet if he dared. Next day everyone says i pooped in the forest. They still think i did....
When i was young, i had eaten some pizza rolls and i was in the line of a really long waterslide, when it finally was my turn, i puked down the damn thing and didn't want to go down the damn stairs so i just jumped down the damn thing. #YOLO
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39828143]dude what the fuck kind of family do you live in[/QUOTE] Dad was always deployed never really got close to him, mom is very strict, made mistakes she used to hate me, now is just very distrustful and wants me out of the house really. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] We have this subsitute teacher, and she's not really mean but she lived in our neighborhood so lo and behold we fucked with her house. I was in eight grade so me and my friends used to ding dong ditch it. By ding dong ditch, i mean every fucking hour, sometimes over 13 -14 times a day we would ring her doorbell and sprint off. We snuck out one night and did it around 12 times at like 1-2 am, and ran back to the house. We then woke up around 9 am and did it again, and her son came outside and we sprinted off into the woods. Well, she had her dog follow our trail to our friends house we were at, and we saw her son walking up with the dog (he was like 23 years old) so we ran inside and hid. We left our skateboards, and a scooter outside, and since we didn't answer the door, he decided to steal them all. I ran outside and cussed him out (remember, im in 8th grade so it wasn't really intimidating) and he was drunk, i told him id call the cops and have him arrested for theft, and that he couldn't prove shit that we did anything, and so he gave me back all the shit. Next week we had her as our subsitute teacher. But its all good because she now subs in the highschool and we both have a huge ass laugh about it every time we see eachother, she's a really nice lady. Im pretty sure the fact we did that, actually made her like us (albeit once we got older) because it gave good middle ground for us to joke with eachother.
I was enjoying some good ol' television with my parents, having a few glasses of wine with them and some good talks since it had been a while since I've spent time quality time with them. During the middle of the evening I felt confident enough to push my next fart out with a little more force to see if I could get that sound my dad would be proud of. Little did I know that after lifting my butt off the couch a few inches, I let enough leeway for a nice stream of gooey shit that collected nicely in my boxers. A few days later (yesterday) during my dad's birthday he gave himself a powerful shart during work, miles from any restroom while inspecting bridges. Happy birthday dad.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;39836786]I was enjoying some good ol' television with my parents, having a few glasses of wine with them and some good talks since it had been a while since I've spent time quality time with them. During the middle of the evening I felt confident enough to push my next fart out with a little more force to see if I could get that sound my dad would be proud of. Little did I know that after lifting my butt off the couch a few inches, I let enough leeway for a nice stream of gooey shit that collected nicely in my boxers. A few days later (yesterday) during my dad's birthday he gave himself a powerful shart during work, miles from any restroom while inspecting bridges. Happy birthday dad.[/QUOTE] Sharts are the worst man. I had bad gas one day and i cracked a fart in front of my mom right as i got on the beginning of my stairs, and she was like "jon that is disgusting" i laughed, and then at the top of the stairs lifted my leg ready to burst forth a loud one, and ended up sharting all down my boxers and leg. shame
I was absent during a quiz in my math class on Tuesday. Today the whole class reviewed it so I was sent out in the hall because I haven't taken it yet. I just sat down in the hall and browsed FP on my phone for about half an hour, glad to be out of geometry class. Finally the door opens and the teacher stammers out "Oh um, sorry. We forgot about you." I walked back to my seat and everyone started clapping, which then escalated into cheering. I dunno why it embarrassed me, but it did.
[QUOTE=psychojake;39837900]I was absent during a quiz in my math class on Tuesday. Today the whole class reviewed it so I was sent out in the hall because I haven't taken it yet. I just sat down in the hall and browsed FP on my phone for about half an hour, glad to be out of geometry class. Finally the door opens and the teacher stammers out "Oh um, sorry. We forgot about you." I walked back to my seat and everyone started clapping, which then escalated into cheering. I dunno why it embarrassed me, but it did.[/QUOTE] Oh psshhh, that's happened to everyone at least once
Don't think anyone has mentioned this. But if you haven't had this situation good for you. Entire family plans to watch a film that you didn't catch in cinema but is really popular. Enjoying film and then the sex scene happens. Everyone feels awkward for no reason.
Sex scenes are awkward, for a reason. Also this is why you check out the movie beforehand
In middle school P.E. Class we were doing sit ups. For some reason I get really REALLY gassy when I exercise. Anyways Since I knew I was probably going to let one rip I convinced my friends to go to the far corner of the gym with me since I figured no one would be able to hear it but us. On my 30th sit up I felt it coming and I just let it rip. However my 3 friends let out THEIR farts at the exact same time. We were all confused for a second wondering whose ass the farts came out of. The combined loudness of all our farts made our entire P.E. Class die of laughter. Not really an awkward situation but still hilarious.
I once accidentally framed a girl for one of the longest/loudest farts of my life in my junior high german class. The way I was sitting made it sound like it came from her (she was in front of me). Somehow, I'm not sure she even heard it, but everyone else did. She just looked around confused as everyone laughed at her for what seemed like a solid two minutes. [Sp]She later got cancer, twice in fact, and died[/sp] [Sp]But I'm decently certain that that was unrelated to this story. Unless I'm the Dr. Manhattan of flatus[/sp]
[QUOTE=d_cover;39838867]Don't think anyone has mentioned this. But if you haven't had this situation good for you. Entire family plans to watch a film that you didn't catch in cinema but is really popular. Enjoying film and then the sex scene happens. Everyone feels awkward for no reason.[/QUOTE] I always shouted "ALRIIIIIGHT! FUCK-SCENE!" ("Noniiiiin! Pano-kohtaus!" in finnish) when the mandatory sex-scene appeared. It lifted some of the awkwardness from the situation.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;39841418]I always shouted "ALRIIIIIGHT! FUCK-SCENE!" ("Noniiiiin! Pano-kohtaus!" in finnish) when the mandatory sex-scene appeared. It lifted some of the awkwardness from the situation.[/QUOTE] I never feel too awkward when a sex scene comes up in a movie and my parents are watching it with me. If it's Game of Thrones , I always say "Oh thank god, I was getting worried there for a second. We went a good solid minute without seeing tits." EDIT: Also, I'd imagine that watching sex scenes with your parents can never be as awkward as watching sex scenes with [I]your children.[/I]
Working on an author project in English class. The teacher told us to tell her at 8:45 what author we would like to do for the project. I approached her desk after the clock struck a quarter til 9. She finished grading a paper and looked up at me so I told her which author I'd like. She scoffed and scolded me very loudly(this was in the library, mind you) about how rude I was to interuppt an old woman who was grading a paper. Everyone in the library either laughed at looked at me as if I was public enemy number one.
[QUOTE=Septimas;39777733]This girl at my lunch table apparently had some cousin "die " ( fuckin cousin was a baby, not even far along, it was a miscarriage) and me and this other girl kept making the most vile dead baby jokes, without realizing that had happened Then she started crying. I felt a little bad, but honestly i dont know what the fucking deal with that would be, something she never saw, met, died, and she cries? idk.[/QUOTE] It's called empathy, generally when really dark stuff like that happens people feel bad. I'm more surprised you didn't feel bad about it.
[QUOTE=Appellation;39839889][Sp]But I'm decently certain that that was unrelated to this story. Unless I'm the Dr. Manhattan of flatus[/sp][/QUOTE] Dr. Manhattan didn't give those people cancer, Ozzy did. You're safe. Cancer's a horrible thing; My friend's dad died of it.
My uncle died of it.
Is this thread title dedicated to me? Also, I signed up for yoga class. Wish me luck, guys. Hopefully my bowels co-operate.
Not embarrassing for me, because I barely remember it, but fuck me if my parents weren't embarrassed. When I was 6 I was sexist. I was going on holiday with my family, and I noticed the pilot was a woman, having caught a glimpse of her entering the cockpit. I was also a loud kid, so I started voicing my concern about being in a plane flown by a woman. A while later, when we were in the air a flight attendant asked my parents if I'd like to see the cockpit. I think the pilot heard me. Man, I was a dick when I was young.
when i was like six i was in Tesco with my mum and i misread a sign about job opportunities as "job abortions." so naturally i asked her what an abortion was just completely out of the blue and she was as surprised and confused as you'd expect. didn't think much about it at the time obviously but in hindsight that shit must've been super embarrassing for her in the middle of the supermarket like that
I once wrote an embarrassing Fan Fiction for a game. Is too embarrassing that I don't even enter on that forum anymore just because how embarrassing it is.
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