Embarrassing Situations v2 "I shat myself in public"
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how the hell does everyone manage to shit their pants so often. like, wow.
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;39851923]how the hell does everyone manage to shit their pants so often. like, wow.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I dont think I've ever sharted in my life.
Called the teacher mum.
[QUOTE=eurocracy;39852711]Called the teacher mum.[/QUOTE]
I've done this before, as well as calling my best friend mum.
[editline]9th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;39852341]Yeah, I dont think I've ever sharted in my life.[/QUOTE]
I've only pissed myself when I was awake.
It was just too damn interesting watching the TV.
First ever sleepover when i was 7, needed to shit badly but their toilet door had latch locks and i couldn't reach it to open it so as i was walking back to ask my friends mum to open the door i shit myself and didn't stop walking. This was at 12am after my friend had gone to sleep so my dad came and picked me up while my friends mum had to clean up my long line of shit going down their hallway
[QUOTE=Animosus;39852737]I've done this before, as well as calling my best friend mum.
[editline]9th March 2013[/editline]
I've only pissed myself when I was awake.
It was just too damn interesting watching the TV.[/QUOTE]
I've accidently called my friend "dad". :v:
One time me and my friend (and another friend) went to the local mall around 30-40 minutes away with his ratchet ass sister and her friend, we were browsing the sections and shit, got some food, bought a few cool zippo lighters, and then she calls me saying
"im in security i got caught shoplifting we need you to come get us" so i busted out laughing and handed the phone to my friend b/c i was eating pizza, and he listens, and then HE starts laughing so hard he was crying, then we put it on speaker and we all just start laughing into the microphone as loud as we could. We would wait till she started talking, then keep laughing. Then we hung up to finish eating.
She called 3 more times, so we just ignored them, we figured if we were going to have to go through this big of a hassle we might as well enjoy our meal. his sister btw was one of the loud ratchet girls in high school who is dumb as fuck and all that ghetto fun.
Well, we end up going there, and the security says they cant release her to us because we werent her parents (oh well) and she like "okay well yall can just stay here n wait " and we said why would we sit here for 3 hours until your mom gets here for a dumbass mistake you made
lol we out
and we drove all the way home, where we met his mom and told her what happenend, and she flipped the fuck out.
Shit was cash
I'll keep it short.
Woke up early as hell for school (I usually do so that I can check FP threads), got distracted and couldn't fit in time for breakfast.
First lesson goes by fine, as does break, but during second lesson (Drama) we were being filled in on our task when my stomach decided to roar, calling out to the gods above as my classmates stared at me, probably wondering why I swallowed a lion.
Rather awkward to say the least. :v:
I was at the gym with my friend and we were just leaving. My friend for some reason said "my balls hurt, can you massage them?" I just said "no". We were near the womens locker room and a hot girl walked past us and she started smiling. After she passed us she just started laughing really loud.
[QUOTE=s4ywut?;39853937]I was at the gym with my friend and we were just leaving. My friend for some reason said "my balls hurt, can you massage them?" I just said "no". We were near the womens locker room and a hot girl walked past us and she started smiling. After she passed us she just started laughing really loud.[/QUOTE]
Every single person I know would respond by saying 'sure babe', regardless of who it is.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39854502]Every single person I know would respond by saying 'sure babe', regardless of who it is.[/QUOTE]My friends would do that too. One of them acts really gay at times even though he's straight. So it would be a suprise if he would NOT reply to that.
I was 6 years old in first school, needed a shit real bad. Boys toilets were out of order.
I had to go to the toilet in the staff toilets, I got into bad trouble.
Fuck you I needed a shit so badly. You should be glad I didn't shit in lesson.
I was in a Lego robotics camp roughly around 6th grade and there was a kid whose hands were kind of like mutated swollen stumps with a few fingers protruding. Anyway, he and I were playing with Legos before we needed to start working for the day and I noticed a Lego guy with a broken hand piece. Trying to socialize, I mentioned with amusement that the character had half a hand, then was petrified on realizing the context. This caused the kid to nervously laugh excessively and say, "Oh, half a hand!" and such stuff.
There weren't any issues between me and him before or after, but I still feel awful about it. :(
[video=youtube;LQPjbXHVZOg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQPjbXHVZOg[/video]
I'm not sure if this is that embarrassing.
I was really tired one day in school. As I entered each of my classes, I'd tell a friend "Hey, if I fall asleep, wake me up when class ends."
History class came, and my friend agreed. I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I found myself surrounded by a class of people I barely knew, with a completely different teacher.
My history teacher had that room for two classes after mine, so that means I slept through both of them, plus about half of another one.
At least the teacher gave me a pass to go to my proper class.
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I forgot to mention this, though I figure it was obvious enough: The friend did not wake me up.
Back in 2005 or so, I was walking home with my friend from school, and under the freeway there were a bunch of puddles from when it rained a lot, so instead of going home we decided to just throw rocks at the water, which was full of mud. I got the bright idea of throwing a really big rock in the water to make a big splash...and ended up getting mud all over our clothes. Then we had to walk home all muddy and shit and explain to our parents what happened. My friend's mom had a good laugh. My mom on the other hand got mad at me.
There was another time where I was walking with the same friend (let's call him Joe) and a few others to school in the morning. Joe decided that when he would cross the street he'd stop for a few seconds in the middle of the road and yell "I'M A HAMSTER!!" and then get out of the way as quickly as possible...The second time he did it, my Orchestra teacher happened to be one of the people on the road. So guess who got a nice visit from her during first period asking me who my friend was?
Then there was the time I farted pretty loudly in the middle of a test...Surprisingly, despite the fact that you could hear a pin drop, nobody had noticed.
And about a few months ago, My dad and I decided to go to Subway for lunch. I usually always order a meatball sub, but I was really tired from work so I wasn't really thinking straight. All I remember is saying that I wanted a "Meatlong Football sub."
Yeah...
Was just walking to the shops to buy an after dinner snack. Get to the shops and there is a few guys sitting out the front. All of a sudden a cat brushes against my leg. This causes me to jump and scream a little bit, although my voice went all high pitched when I did.
They all started to laugh at me, it was really awkward going in the store, and coming out again.
At a ski resort. Was trying to get my skiis when a couple of guys were sitting infront of the restaurant thingy where we had food. They were leaning on a wall with several other skiis, and when I tried to get them I failed and I accidentally knocked all the other skiis down with mine.
The spaghetti I had kept in my pockets from lunch all poured out.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;39861317]I was really tired one day in school. As I entered each of my classes, I'd tell a friend "Hey, if I fall asleep, wake me up when class ends."
History class came, and my friend agreed. I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I found myself surrounded by a class of people I barely knew, with a completely different teacher.
My history teacher had that room for two classes after mine, so that means I slept through both of them, plus about half of another one.
At least the teacher gave me a pass to go to my proper class.
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I forgot to mention this, though I figure it was obvious enough: The friend did not wake me up.[/QUOTE]
what if u died
u would have been forgotten in history
When I was in college (like September 2012 - February 2013, abandoned that shit), I used to end up going out places during like 1 hour breaks to Mcdonalds or some shit.
I swear to God, every time we went out, I would nearly trip over something at least twice, which was worse when there was loads of people about so they can see some daft skinny twat nearly falling flat on his face.
Shit sucked but it was always when I was with my mates, never when I was alone (like walking to the train station). Either it was distraction or failure to walk properly, but in both situations it was rather embarrassing for me. Nothing life ruining but it did make me look like the dumbest moron ever conceived.
This happened a while ago, but my dad was watching Spartacus, and I was messing about on my laptop in the same room. Right as my mom walks in the bath house anal orgy starts.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;39873084]This happened a while ago, but my dad was watching Spartacus, and I was messing about on my laptop in the same room. Right as my mom walks in the bath house anal orgy starts.[/QUOTE]
Whats even more embarressing is your mother's thought process.
It was either
"I remember when me and your father tried anal"
or
"I remember when your father asked for anal and i said no"
[QUOTE=Septimas;39876049]Whats even more embarressing is your mother's thought process.
It was either
"I remember when me and your father tried anal"
or
"I remember when your father asked for anal and i said no"[/QUOTE]
How do you know she said no?
Lets be real if your married to a woman your gonna have at least attempted to fuck her in the asshole.
So this just happened to me moments ago, I had to get some stuff from the local grocery and the place was closing but I managed to get in and get my stuff on time, by the time I finished they were already shutting down the gates, they used those gates that shut from the top to bottom, but anyway, and I was pretty pissed off cause I didn't want to go there and wanted to go home asap, as soon as I finished and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there, just out of the store there was a group or these 3 really hot girls just talking or messing around, as soon as I left I got face first into the first half of the gate that was closed, they weren't going to notice, but the slam made a noise so loud that [B]EVERYONE[/B] ranging from the girls and the people at the store and the street noticed what happened.
I proceded to walk out as fast as I could trying to disguise the situation, but I just felt everyone staring at me.
My forehead didn't hurt as much as my pride did.
So, about a year ago, I had this extremely cool Health teacher.
We, as apart of our "Drugs and alcohol are of the devil" state enforced curriculum, had an assignment to set up and perform a mock game show involving questions on drug awareness.
So, I'm typically a total goofball, good in drama, dancing, crazy crap that involves showing off in front of the class. Or anything that makes people laugh.
So, after successfully performing my group's skit without failure, I'm approached by another group who's lead guy is out sick. Me, not wanting to miss an opportunity to goof off, immediately says yes.
After 5 minutes of reading the poorly written script, I add lib it horribly for about 10 minutes. Nobody actually successfully delivers their line, and the whole show mainly consists of us busting out laughing during every sentence. Apparently, without realizing it, half way through the show mutter under my breath "Sigh...[I][B]fuck[/B][/I]..." .
I don't realize this, and the coach, who is video taping the whole thing, starts grinning, apparently having noticed this. Everyone starts to laugh, their attention suddenly having been sparked. After the disgrace of a performance ends, I walk up to my couch, who's practically busting out laughing at this point, and ask why he's laughing so hard.
He replies simple and plainly to me, still trying to stifle his laughter- "You dropped the F-Bomb"
He didn't give me detention or anything. My coach is incredibly cool with stuff like this for some reason.
In my house, we have a "TV Room", The TV is a LCD or plasma (I don't remember) 50 inches.
One day, I was playing BF3 on my Xbox.
I selected the "Quick Match" option and the game joined a server where the banner was a nude girl showing is boobs
Then, my mother entered my room.
I quickly selected the Xbox Home, but the boobs and the TV were really big and the Xbox Home couldn't cover everything.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;39883434]In my house, we have a "TV Room", The TV is a LCD or plasma (I don't remember) 50 inches.
One day, I was playing BF3 on my Xbox.
I selected the "Quick Match" option and the game joined a server where the banner was a nude girl showing is boobs
Then, my mother entered my room.
I quickly selected the Xbox Home, but the boobs and the TV were really big and the Xbox Home couldn't cover everything.[/QUOTE]
What'd she do? Think your games were a front and the Xbox is just a porn console?
I wouldn't call this embarrassing since the world wasn't present to see it. But I guess this is an opinion.
Years when I used to Skate me and my friends about six of us used to trespass on a school.
Probably about the third time we went we triggered a sensor. So probably around 30 minutes into skating the police turn up. Now one of my friends hates police for some reason and back then in my youth we were all pretty cocky and arrogant. But even I know when not to cross the line.
So they proceed to tell us we shouldn't be skating here. Go some where else and one of the female officers gets in one of my friends faces. In all fairness to him she was a bit of bitch. He was pretty much a delinquent anyway. So what would of been a pat down and on are way went down hill. So he starts off with commenting on this officers breath. But he came out with something witty about personal space and oral hygiene and I begin to laugh. But straight away she notices me and I begin to get her wrath. Then the male officer says something more offensive about his family and his future to my friend. Then he comes out with something good bearing in mind this officer was probably about 6.2/6.3ft and we weren't even fully grown adults. He just says "My future is none of your concern PC prick.
I cracked and went into a laughing fit and the two officers were struggling to squeeze in a word. Through my over obnoxious laughing. Everyone else managed to keep their composure through a slight grin. So they begin to shout at me to shut up. I literally couldn't stand and began to cry with laughter. Even though I was thinking my mom was going to kill me.
They ended up having to take me and my friend home. The other four got a pat down and a slap on the wrist.
[QUOTE=d_cover;39884217]So what would of been a pat down and on are way went down hill.[/QUOTE]
I had to read this sentence like 5 times to understand it
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