Embarrassing Situations v2 "I shat myself in public"
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[QUOTE=Warship;39884748]I had to read this sentence like 5 times to understand it[/QUOTE]
I was lucky enough to not to have one. My friends said they went their.
During a local camp-program-thing, we were buildimg arcade sticks, and I screwed up the wiring, swapping left and right. Playing Wolfenstein 3D is hard when turning controls are reversed.
i was home alone chilling in the kitchen and for some reason decided to look at my dick using the window as a mirror (not too sure why i did that). i then peer past my reflection and see, through a gap in the fence, my female next door neighbor staring directly at me. what makes it worse it that we immediately caught eye contact - i had been staring her in the face unknowingly the whole time. so i dropped to the ground fast as possible and crawled out of the room, have not confronted that neighbor since.
[QUOTE=cricket50;39889151]i was home alone chilling in the kitchen and for some reason decided to look at my dick using the window as a mirror (not too sure why i did that). i then peer past my reflection and see, through a gap in the fence, my female next door neighbor staring directly at me. what makes it worse it that we immediately caught eye contact - i had been staring her in the face unknowingly the whole time. so i dropped to the ground fast as possible and crawled out of the room, have not confronted that neighbor since.[/QUOTE]
How long do you think this wang watching went on for? She might want the D.
Yes FP I said it.
So me and my GF were sitting in the library this afternoon, just doing schoolwork. We're sitting at a table with some books scattered around, and a few meters in front of us are a group of 8 or 9 14-year old students discussing people having problems with horse meat and such. It's suppposed to be quiet in the library, but they're not making that much noise, so we ignore them.
Suddenly my girlfriend spots some green stuff sticking just out of my nose somewhere. I grab a tissue and attempt to remove it, but apparently fail as my girlfriend comments it's still there. Since I seem to be unable to do anything about it, my girlfriend takes the tissue and tries to take this green blob out of my nose herself.
Right at that moment, a friendly librarian walks by us (not seeing the brave endeavour my girlfriend is undertaking) and adresses the group of students, asking them to be quiet since there are obviously people trying to work here. All of them turn around to see, and are greeted by this scene of my girlfriend in an awkard pose, holding a tissue to my nose while I attempt a pokerface. They all burst out laughing and my girlfriend removes the tissue and we just sit there with embarassed faces, turning back to our work. The librarian is speechless as the students continue their laughing for a solid 20 seconds, with me and my girlfriend's faces slowly turning red with embarrasment.
[QUOTE=Raygen;39891574]So me and my GF were sitting in the library this afternoon, just doing schoolwork. We're sitting at a table with some books scattered around, and a few meters in front of us are a group of 8 or 9 14-year old students discussing people having problems with horse meat and such. It's suppposed to be quiet in the library, but they're not making that much noise, so we ignore them.
Suddenly my girlfriend spots some green stuff sticking just out of my nose somewhere. I grab a tissue and attempt to remove it, but apparently fail as my girlfriend comments it's still there. Since I seem to be unable to do anything about it, my girlfriend takes the tissue and tries to take this green blob out of my nose herself.
Right at that moment, a friendly librarian walks by us (not seeing the brave endeavour my girlfriend is undertaking) and adresses the group of students, asking them to be quiet since there are obviously people trying to work here. All of them turn around to see, and are greeted by this scene of my girlfriend in an awkard pose, holding a tissue to my nose while I attempt a pokerface. They all burst out laughing and my girlfriend removes the tissue and we just sit there with embarassed faces, turning back to our work. The librarian is speechless as the students continue their laughing for a solid 20 seconds, with me and my girlfriend's faces slowly turning red with embarrasment.[/QUOTE]
Well... Did she get the green stuff?
This just happened: I was in my dorm lounge with two friends. He was on /b/. He said "oh look at this" and turned his computer around to show us some furry goatse shit that I am still trying to get out of my brain. Thing is, the computer screen was pointed at the glass wall that made up one full wall of the lounge, just as a couple of girls were about to walk through the glass door. They saw it, their jaws dropped, and they ran off. And now the friend is freaking out because he liked one of the girls, and he and other friend are trying to see if they could actually see it through the wall, showing the picture off for EVERYONE to see in the process.
[editline]12th March 2013[/editline]
and now he's running various schemes to get the girls to forget. The current one is that he's going to draw a picture with a similar outline.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;39894176]Well... Did she get the green stuff?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI5e7de1vE8[/media]
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;39894176]Well... Did she get the green stuff?[/QUOTE]
Yes, in a joint effort we managed to safely remove it before it could bring its evil plans to bear upon the Earth and cause sweeping devastation.
Thank you for your effords good sir.
In grade 7. Was in class and holding in a fart for like 30 minutes. I couldn't hold it in anymore so I let the silent killer rip. It smelled so bad but everyone thought it was this kids breath that smelled. Everyone started laughing at him and he started crying. :v:
That akward/embarrassing moment when you punch someone out and only get told after it was the wrong person...
This is embarressing for my brother.
My brother was talking about something, i think he just got done working out and was saying his ass hurt cause he did a squat set (yes i know someone will crack a witty gay joke) (but forreal squats hurt ya ass) Well, he went upstairs and didnt know my mom was also going up behind him, and she pinched his ass as a joke, and he turned around and backhanded her into the wall, without realizing it was her. I sat there (after i helped her up of course) and laughed so hard i had to go pee that second or risk exploding in my pants in a fit of urine fueled fury.
That shit was so fucking funny
[QUOTE=Septimas;39906926]This is embarressing for my brother.
My brother was talking about something, i think he just got done working out and was saying his ass hurt cause he did a squat set (yes i know someone will crack a witty gay joke) (but forreal squats hurt ya ass) Well, he went upstairs and didnt know my mom was also going up behind him, and she pinched his ass as a joke, and he turned around and backhanded her into the wall, without realizing it was her. I sat there (after i helped her up of course) and laughed so hard i had to go pee that second or risk exploding in my pants in a fit of urine fueled fury.
That shit was so fucking funny[/QUOTE]
That reminds me about two days ago when I threw one of those little rubber bouncy balls, and it hit my mother dead on in the eyeball.
Reminds me of when we did Javelin throw at my school and my mom came to pick me up early and I hit her dead in the eyeball, she's a pirate now.
[QUOTE=Minimole;39907434]Reminds me of when we did Javelin throw at my school and my mom came to pick me up early and I hit her dead in the eyeball, she's a pirate now.[/QUOTE]
If that's true, that's actually kind of sad.
Reminds me when I was throwing darts at a board with friends and my mom walked in with food and I hit her in the thigh.
WHY DO WE ABUSE THE WOMEN, THAT WILL LOVE US FOREVER NOMATTER WHAT, UNINTENTIONALLY.
In my first day of secondary school, (high school?) and after having a a short tour performed by a Science teacher we arrive at his classroom and all take a seat. I was placed right at the front, middle desk with the hottest girl in our whole year group. He gives us a quiz on basic science, I finish it and wait around for everyone else. The teacher leaves the room whilst chatting to the head of Science and their calm tone told me they weren't that bothered and wouldn't be back for a while, so I put my head between my crossed arms and wait...
Next thing I know the teacher has actually hit a plastic bottle on the desk to wake me up, I jump, half scared to death, push the girl next to me off her chair and fell off my own.
[QUOTE=urundeadmom;39910262]Reminds me when I was throwing darts at a board with friends and my mom walked in with food and I hit her in the thigh.
WHY DO WE ABUSE THE WOMEN, THAT WILL LOVE US FOREVER NOMATTER WHAT, UNINTENTIONALLY.[/QUOTE]
I actually hit my brother in the head once with a throwing dart.
I just threw it as far up in the air i could and watched it single down and lodge itself in his scalp.
Luckily though it didn't completely penetrate his skull.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;39912532]I actually hit my brother in the head once with a throwing dart.
I just threw it as far up in the air i could and watched it single down and lodge itself in his scalp.
Luckily though it didn't completely penetrate his skull.[/QUOTE]
One of my friends lost eyesight in one of his eyes by a throwing dart, they're pretty damn dangerous if people go around throwing them randomly, especially by kids.
[QUOTE=Hammerz;39912651]One of my friends lost eyesight in one of his eyes by a throwing dart, they're pretty damn dangerous if people go around throwing them randomly, especially by kids.[/QUOTE]
Or by a voman trying to defend a man getting attacked by a zombie inside a bar.
[QUOTE=Raygen;39908911]If that's true, that's actually kind of sad.[/QUOTE]
I get the feeling that a speeding javelin to the eye would end your life
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39914022]I was fishing once and I managed to hook my mom in the back.
Luckily I didn't cast afterwards. I felt more bad than embarrassed, though.[/QUOTE]
My aunt got hooked in the nose one time. She joked around and said she was the one who "didn't get away". :v:
Oh god these eyes stories.
My eyes feel imaginary pain.
I have a few that my friend told me today. I think I'll share them.
So the first one. He had, as he describes a funny feeling around his anal region. Being the guy that jumps to conclusions he thinks it is cancer. So he heads off to get it checked out by a doctor. So you guessed it he got told to drop his trousers and bend over and was told by his doctor a pinky finger would only get inserted. My friend described it as if he went elbow deep. He actually screamed out "You bastard" after all was said..... and done my friend apologized to the doctor for his foul mouth. The doctor replied and said no I'm sorry for the discomfort.
To top it all off everything checked out he was in good health and he had slight anal leakage on the way back home.
I've cracked jokes at him ever since.
[QUOTE=d_cover;39917535]I have a few that my friend told me today. I think I'll share them.
So the first one. He had, as he describes a funny feeling around his anal region. Being the guy that jumps to conclusions he thinks it is cancer. So he heads off to get it checked out by a doctor. So you guessed it he got told to drop his trousers and bend over and was told by his doctor a pinky finger would only get inserted. My friend described it as if he went elbow deep. He actually screamed out "You bastard" after all was said..... and done my friend apologized to the doctor for his foul mouth. The doctor replied and said no I'm sorry for the discomfort.
To top it all off everything checked out he was in good health and he had slight anal leakage on the way back home.
I've cracked jokes at him every since.[/QUOTE]
Wow, That doctor is an asshole.
I once had the fire alarm go off in subzero temperature while I was in the shower, the first year I was at a dorm. My hair frze. I ran out in a bathrobe.
[QUOTE=Appellation;39919563]I once had the fire alarm go off in subzero temperature while I was in the shower, the first year I was at a dorm. My hair frze. I ran out in a bathrobe.[/QUOTE]
I've seen that happen to other people. Shit sucks.
Best to take a shower when there are a few people around. Fire drills tend to happen with the most amount of people around.
As for false alarms or an actual fire, good luck.
[QUOTE=Appellation;39919563]I once had the fire alarm go off in subzero temperature while I was in the shower, the first year I was at a dorm. My hair frze. I ran out in a bathrobe.[/QUOTE]
I always took the time to put on pants and a shirt before going outside during fire drills for that reason :v:
Well except that one time where all the boys in the dorm agreed to go out naked with only their bedsheets around them like togas. It just so happened that a friend walked on a guy's bedsheet while we were going out and the guy had his anatomy exposed for everyone to see for a few seconds. Needless to say he got pretty mad at my friend. :v:
Have you guys every had to sing happy birthday for someone in your class and 80% OF THE CLASS DOESN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAME? It is so fucking awkward when everyone just mumbles random names at that point of the song.
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