Embarrassing Situations v2 "I shat myself in public"
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happened yesterday or so
at university, im sitting down while the teacher speaks, i get bored and start this drawing (i dont know what the fuck i was thinking, but i think it was a crusified alien)
hot girl sitting at my left
"haha whats that, an alien?" pretty sure she wanted to talk
"uhm..yeah, why not"
she looks at the pose and notices the fucking satanic situation, her eyes got real wide
she looks at me again, panic in her face, and as i am a genious i say
"im weird"
pretty sure she wont talk to me for a while, its cool.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;39914022]I was fishing once and I managed to hook my mom in the back.
Luckily I didn't cast afterwards. I felt more bad than embarrassed, though.[/QUOTE]
I read it as "I was finishing once and I managed to hook my mom in the back." XD
There's this short quiet fat kid who's dad used to teach at our school (who might i add was the best teacher i've ever fucking had), and he earned most of his friends simply by being his son. One day he fell and smashed his nose on the floor and it was bleeding, people were laughing (presumably at him) but when i told everyone very loudly to stop laughing and went over to help, they were all laughing at something else , so everyone stared at me awkwardly while i stood next to someone with a bleeding nose. Helping him was just stupidly awkward with everyone staring at me after i had told everyone to stop laughing.
I was with this girl, she hugged me and called me "my love" and stuff like that, and she asked me to give her a nickname. I couldn't for the life of me think of one, so as anyone would do, I whispered her name into her ear in my most sensual voice ever. We both laughed though :v:
[QUOTE=Deri102;40056907]I was with this girl, she hugged me and called me "my love" and stuff like that, and she asked me to give her a nickname. I couldn't for the life of me think of one, so as anyone would do, I whispered her name into her ear in my most sensual voice ever. We both laughed though :v:[/QUOTE]
What on earth makes you think that's embarrassing?
I work in some fancy chocolate shop, and had been on my shift for 7 hours without so much as farting. Towards the last half hour, It began to build and I knew it was going to be a bad one, just as I turn round to go to the staff toilets shit tons of customers come in and start waving things at me. I'm thinking the best way to handle it is to deal with them quickly and go for a big dougie brown in the toilet afterwards, unfortunately as I bent down to get a plastic bag, I let loose one horrendously loud fart. Everyone just went silent, and I swear the fucking track music stopped in the shop, I just said 'oh my bloody shoe' and hoped everyone was stupid enough to believe me.
I don't think they did because the next 5 minutes was people complaining about a weird smell.
I walked into economics class once, and saw a $5 on the floor near one of the seats, so of course, I take it, set my stuff down, and then go to the water fountain to get some water as I usually do every day. Along the way to the classroom and the water fountain are some vending machines, so I bought myself something to drink and some Doritos.
I get back to class, and the bell rings. Teacher stands up and says.
"Class. I know for a [B]fact[/B] that one of you has $5 in their pocket right now." There is an awkward silence. "Come on now. Speak up. Who has it." Silence still. It finally dawns on me, but before I can say anything: "Okay, I gave you a chance. Trevor. I know you have it. I saw you come in, take it, and dash out of the room." After a short pause, I say: "Yeah... Guilty as charged." There is a long pause.
"Well... Can I have it back?"
"That's gonna be a bit of a problem..."
"And why is that?"
"I sort of... umm.. spent it already."
"Oh... I see. Damn it."
"...Sorry"
"Well, there's not much I can do now... What'd you buy?"
"Some Doritos and a drink."
"Cool Ranch?"
"No."
"Perfect. Give 'em here."
So, he took my Doritos, and snacked on them for the rest of the class. I've learned he now uses a $20 bill instead of a $5.
Wait, if you found it, shouldn't it be yours to spend as you like?
If he put it there as a test he shouldn't complain if students take it and spend it.
[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;40057276]What on earth makes you think that's embarrassing?[/QUOTE]
Well it wasn't really [I]that[/I] embarassing, it's just at first I panicked when I couldn't think of a name, then I felt like an idiot for panicking in the first place :v:
[sp]plus i wanted to revive the thread a bit ;>[/sp]
I don't really remember many embarrassing things in fact I think this is the only one that could be counted as really embarrassing.
Ok so I was at the park with some of my friends and we were screwing around like any other teen does at a park and we had just gone down the kiddy slide when I found I really needed to pee, like really badly and I didn't know if there were any toilets near by because I didn't live in the area, so I sat down really fast when I felt like I was going to pee myself, luckily I got it under control....
Then my friend who didn't know I needed to pee decided it was a good time to crack a joke it was really funny to so here I was laughing my ass of and pissing myself at the same time and my friends didn't even know so as they were laughing at the joke I asked someone if there was a bathroom nearby and just my luck we had walked passed one that was not 20 meters from the park we were in and I didn't even notice. So going in there I had to clean myself up with toilet paper it was so embarrassing but my friends still don't know what happened that day only that I found a new interest in walking like a penguin.
I deliver mail on saturdays, and sometimes I can get a few letters I can't deliver for whatever reason. I usually return these letters by just throwing them in the mailbox, and these old skanks hanging around the mall were giving me the "these fucking youngsters" look, saying shit like "I could do that too", "that's easy fucking money", "what a lazy fuck", etc, thinking I threw all the mail in... I normally wouldn't even think about explaining myself, but I was so confused about their reactions that I just explained them that these letters had to be returned to the depot.
Man I hate people jumping to conclusions...
Walking in the rain one day, Pouring down hard as balls and I get a call from my friend saying I should come over and hang out with her. So I'm walking to her place wearing a big ass jacket and shorts. Get to her place and she lets me inside, I'm dry above the waist and my fat hairy legs are just dripping from the rain. At this point I'm about to say something witty but I forget what long pants are so I go up to her and say "Man, They should make jackets for your legs". At this point I'm trying to figure out why she's laughing so hard, It's only an hour later when I get home that I realize what I said.
EDIT:
Now I'm remembering a crap load of stories where I've gone to do something and done something retarded in front of a girl...
Reposting from other v2 thread
[QUOTE=The Worm;40113340]I was really little, and my mom brought me to church for the first time. During the sermon, I got up and announced to the world that I could hop on one foot, and proceeded to bound all across the room. I still meet people who know me as "the boy who hopped around the church on one foot".[/QUOTE]
Why do we even have another v2 thread
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40131565]Why do we even have another v2 thread[/QUOTE]
Because it's embarrassing.
Why do we have 2 of this same thread? Close the other one please
Getting a cab to the airport. When I get out and the driver is getting my suitcase out of the back of the cab, he puts it down and tells me "have a good flight", I reply "you t-", realise what I'm saying, stop mid sentence, stare blankly for a second, take my things and walk off (obviously already paid the cabbie)
My girlfriend is rather shy and the first time she came to my house we retreated to my room to watch films. Unfortunately, my 25 year hold police officer brother decided to open the door wearing only his boxers to announce that he blocked the toilet with a massive shit, before realizing my girlfriend is lying right next to me with a look of horror on her face.
Luckily she laughed it off.
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;40158425]My girlfriend is rather shy and the first time she came to my house we retreated to my room to watch films. Unfortunately, my 25 year hold police officer brother decided to open the door wearing only his boxers to announce that he blocked the toilet with a massive shit, before realizing my girlfriend is lying right next to me with a look of horror on her face.
Luckily she laughed it off.[/QUOTE]
It's been a while since I laughed this hard ,You just made my day dude.
back in 7th or 8th grade I dont quite remember, I was in lunch sitting with my best friend. I had to go to the bathroom so I got up to throw my tray out. On the way to the trash can I sneezed and shat my pants. I awkwardly ran to the garbage and then the bathroom. I spent the rest of the day wondering If I smelled like shit.
Another story
After Sandy hit, my house lost power for a couple days and my ex girlfriends (at the time she was my gf) parents (surprisingly) offered to let me stay over until power came back on. Of course I begged my mom too, and somehow got her to say yes. by the time we had to go back to school, I still had no power so I was still at her house. For breakfast I had some kind of hot-pocket looking thing, that didn't exactly taste right. I think about 10 minutes after eating it, my stomach started acting up. Really bad, the worst that it ever had. I wanted to take a shit but it was a really small house and the bathroom didn't have a fan so I couldn't block out the noise with anything. plus it was 5 in the morning so it was completely silent, and I knew it was gonna be a noisy one. So I waited til I got to school. just barely keeping it in. when I got to school, I realized it was the last day to buy roses to get them delivered to my gf's homeroom on valentines day, so I had to run to where they were selling them, fill out a form, and by then homeroom was starting. I asked my homeroom teacher to go to the bathroom and she told me to wait until the morning announcements were done. but this shit was turtle-heading and I needed to do something quick. After fidgeting around in my seat for a while, the feeling of having to shit went away. I started talking to one of my friends, and, out of nowhere, it hit me.
I shit my pants. Again
luckily I clenched and stopped it before it could get any worse, If I didn't do that, there most definitely would have been a mess. After the announcements were done I scurried to the bathroom and took the most violent shit of my life. I'm sure one of the hall monitors could've heard the terror radiating from the bathroom.
The worst part was I was still staying at my ex's house and I had to give her mom my dirty laundry. My underwear was stained, so trying to avoid her seeing it, I rolled it into a ball and then wrapped it with my pants. Hoping she wouldn't notice when she opened the ball up
one last story (for now)
I was at my gf's (ex) house, and as I said above, her bathroom does not have a fan or anything to block out sounds. we were having dinner with her parents and I had to fart really bad so I excused myself from the table. I walked into the bathroom and as I said above, her bathroom does not have a fan or anything to block out sounds. but I thought of something, I could flush the toilet and then fart at the same time. well I did, and it worked. And when I thought I had it all out, I walked to the sink to wash my hands. I reached to turn the water on, and let a really long one out. the funny thing was that it sounded like a trumpet. I mean it held a pitch pretty well.
Most of these are about diarrhoea.
[editline]6th April 2013[/editline]
Makes sense, I suppose.
Diarrhoea is pretty embarrassing.
This reminds me of how lately I've been constipated and I have a somewhat sweaty asscrack so I tend to feel like I shat myself so I go to the bathroom to make sure I didn't
My god, you guys have the worst bowel control in the world.
Also really bad timing.
But seriously, holy shit, bowel control. Do ass kegels or something.
[QUOTE=ramirez!;40183331]My god, you guys have the worst bowel control in the world.
Also really bad timing.
But seriously, holy shit, bowel control. Do ass kegels or something.[/QUOTE]
usually I have no problem at all controlling my bowels. but the one time I shit myself in homeroom, you would not believe how hard it was to hold in like you have no idea. My stomach gets upset all the time but never like that.
[QUOTE=ramirez!;40183331]My god, you guys have the worst bowel control in the world.
Also really bad timing.
But seriously, holy shit, bowel control. Do ass kegels or something.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I can't understand this either. I had this: [url]http://www.cdc.gov/rotavirus/index.html[/url] when I was around 7 and never shat myself once. And never have.
Reading this thread made me remember a lot of bad things.
Anyway, so I used to be a little scared of going to the dentist.
So this one time I had a dentist appointment, I got there but really needed to fart
The doctor notices that I am like shaking in fear, and he cracks a joke to calm me down.
and instead of laughing I just fart and shake some more. I'll never forget his face.
Was pretty awful sitting there, staring him in his eyes.
It was just so goddamn awkward.
I usually whip off my jeans with my boxers still inside them before I go to bed because I'm lazy and just put my pajama bottoms on and hop into bed.
One morning I'm late for meeting a friend in our town center so I get a shower, put on some fresh boxers and lord behold I put on the jeans forgetting my
other boxers are still in there, I take the bus which is crowded on a Saturday around 1pm, I get up for my stop and as I walk the dirty boxers fall out of my
jeans leg, I hear a couple of laughs, look back at the boxers on the floor and inside my head I am screaming 'FUCK YOU BOXERS, DAMN YOU' but I just turn
back to the front of the bus and casually get off, I notice nearly every person on the bus staring at me from the window of the bus which then drives off painfully slow.
I always take off my jeans and boxers one at a time now.
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