• Twilight Fan Shitstorm
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I'll bring my turtlenecksweater and flamethrower
[img]http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/military/blackhawk/blackhawk_1.jpg[/img] Be advised, all ground units, Blackhawks are lowering heavy artillery 1 click north of your current location. They will hover above and provide sniper cover until you have reached and secured the weaponry.
I know what we need to use to rid of them [img]http://michaelgr.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/fat-man-nuke.jpg[/img]
Link them, to the motherfucking original Dargon thread.
i have yet to see one here...
[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;15956723]Link them, to the motherfucking original Dargon thread.[/QUOTE] "This sucks, they aren't hot like Edward!" (I can't stand to do shitspeak.)
[QUOTE=videogamefan;15956709]I know what we need to use to rid of them [img]http://michaelgr.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/fat-man-nuke.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Screw Fat Man, get motherfucking Tsar Bomba (Big Ivan): [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Tsar_Bomba.JPG/800px-Tsar_Bomba.JPG[/img]
[img]http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/photos/express-times/b5f58784e066d1027a963cc7be27158c.jpg[/img] Spot the MILF and the coolface asian.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15956763]Screw Fat Man, get motherfucking Tsar Bomba (Big Ivan): [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Tsar_Bomba.JPG/800px-Tsar_Bomba.JPG[/img][/QUOTE] Warm up them Large Hadron Colliders. [editline]03:04AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ray243;15956836][img]http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/photos/express-times/b5f58784e066d1027a963cc7be27158c.jpg[/img] Spot the MILF and the coolface asian.[/QUOTE] Asian gave it away.
[quote=ray243;15956836][img]http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/photos/express-times/b5f58784e066d1027a963cc7be27158c.jpg[/img][/quote] sieg heil
The entire Twilight fanbase makes me feel like I am the smartest guy in the world. They are THAT stupid.
Just calm down everyone, there is a logical way we could quell the infection... We create Nemesis and program him to hunt down and kill the rampant fans.
Too bad we don't have the Hiding sub-forum anymore. It would've come in handy right now.
I'm glad I haven't met any crazed Twilight Fan.
[QUOTE=css_nerd;15957402]Too bad we don't have the Hiding sub-forum anymore. It would've come in handy right now.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=153[/url]
[QUOTE=jason278;15956538]That vampire troll thing, is most certainly a troll- [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769267[/url] I lol'ed, hard[/QUOTE] No shit, I already said it was, and that I failed.
Army looks cool, but you have the risk of being shot in the head like in the beginning of tropic thunder.
[QUOTE=Boxbot219;15957512][url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=153[/url][/QUOTE] YES!!!! Okay, I'll be hiding here when the shitstorm comes. That's if the bunkers won't be filled before that.
Gentlemen, Umbrella has just reported that all Twitards have been injected with the T-virus, they are now 20% more intelligent, we have a fear of them.......learning how to GOOGLE!
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15956691][img]http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/military/blackhawk/blackhawk_1.jpg[/img] Be advised, all ground units, Blackhawks are lowering heavy artillery 1 click north of your current location. They will hover above and provide sniper cover until you have reached and secured the weaponry.[/QUOTE] Roger RFS Newman, CH-53Es inbound for Arial assault. [img]http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_CH-53E_Cobra_Gold_2002_lg.jpg[/img] We confirmation on their radar types, we need further intel and a proper SITREP, over. And change REDCON status to 1.5, we're going in fast.
[QUOTE=IpHa;15955090]Fellow facepunchers, we must prepare for war. It is our duty as the original bearers of the name Facepunch to defend [I]our[/I] name from becoming tainted by the onslaught of the twilight zombies. There is no known way to kill a twilight fan, so out only hope of winning is to burn into their [lack of] brains a intense fear of [I]our[/I] name so strong that it will take years of consoling before they even remember what happened. Good luck. You know what must be done.[/QUOTE] There's one way! [img]http://www.tfc.jolt.co.uk/tf2/tf2_pyro.jpg[/img] Works also great against every kind of pussy vampires! Can we move on now? :sigh:
[QUOTE=Aurora93;15957600]Roger RFS Newman, CH-53Es inbound for Arial assault. [img]http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_CH-53E_Cobra_Gold_2002_lg.jpg[/img] We confirmation on their radar types, we need further intel and a proper SITREP, over. And change REDCON status to 1.5, we're going in fast.[/QUOTE] Negative. We're going to have to bring in some serious firepower for this one. [img]http://www.americanspecialops.com/images/usaf/ac-130-gunship.jpg[/img]
[img]http://wallpaper.searchrealm.com/Planes-Helicopters/Planes/plane-AC-130%20Spectre.jpg[/img] AC-130 Spectre Gunship standing by to cover you, over. Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU NINJA :argh: [editline]09:18AM[/editline] Relevant music. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BohJHfPlHnY[/media]
Damn it, we've got scouting teams all over the shitting place. [img]http://losangeles.metromix.com/content_image/full/778965/560/370[/img] [B][I]CHANGE REDCON TO 1. DO IT NOW BITCHES.[/I][/B] [editline]03:22AM[/editline] PULL IN THE OPs NOW! DAMMIT NOW!
[QUOTE=Aurora93;15957684]Damn it, we've got scouting teams all over the shitting place. [img]http://losangeles.metromix.com/content_image/full/778965/560/370[/img] [B][I]CHANGE REDCON TO 1. DO IT NOW BITCHES.[/I][/B] [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.gun-world.net/german/hk/g36/mg36cmag_2.jpg[/img]
Garry, can I have goldmember? [URL=http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/#31bea7ce4d91ccc7e245c584cbc485ae.png][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/31bea7ce4d91ccc7e245c584cbc485ae.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT![/b]
Shit, this guy's serious. And his avatar matches....
Dammit, if you say that if it's a forum dedicated to the the film within the movie... [B][I]TRAITOR.[/I][/B]
I will hunt you down, murder you and burn you corpse then piss on the ashes if you dare to do such a thing.
[QUOTE=archie200034;15957734]Garry, can I have goldmember? [URL=http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/#31bea7ce4d91ccc7e245c584cbc485ae.png][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/31bea7ce4d91ccc7e245c584cbc485ae.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT![/b][/QUOTE] I swear to god I will murder you if you do that.
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