Help out a girl who is being abused? (You'll get good karma) - General

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24931787] Knowing /b/ they'd high five him.[/QUOTE] /b/ is full of lonely nerds, not assholes who rape ex-girlfriends.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24931787] Knowing /b/ they'd high five him.[/QUOTE] Tell them he hurts cats, they'll help ya.

[quote][URL="http://share.thelikepage.com/4866/If_19_is_a_teenager/"]If 19 is a teenager and 21 is an Adult what is 20?[/URL][/quote] [img]http://www.bradsbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rage_face.jpg[/img] WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID?!

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24931886]Whose e-mail address is [EMAIL="theucantfindme@yahoo.com"]theucantfindme@yahoo.com[/EMAIL]?[/QUOTE] That's the guy's email. I'm sure his cell number and stuff can be found on the web somewhere. If anyone is interested in blowing up his phone.

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24931900]WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID?![/QUOTE] It's cool, he watches Whose Line. That show kills everyones brain cells.

[QUOTE=Zer0;24931586]Most i could do is troll and humiliate, and I'm sure as hell willing to do so. As far as that goes, it won't stop him. You need to contact higher authority.[/QUOTE]

[quote][URL="http://share.thelikepage.com/5318/Gwen_Stefani_taught_me_to/"]Gwen Stefani taught me to spell bananas. Ke$ha taught me to spell dinosaur. Fergie taught me to spell glamorous. Webbie taught me to spell independent. Spongebob taught me to spell fun.[/URL][/quote] This is what we're dealing with here!

we should try to get into his email. quick OP, get this answer for us! What is the first name of your favorite uncle?

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24931919]That's the guy's email. I'm sure his cell number and stuff can be found on the web somewhere. If anyone is interested in blowing up his phone.[/QUOTE] To be honest, I'm a bit intrigued by the fact he lives close to me. Finding a number shouldn't be that hard. Edit: Shit he even goes to Bayside, that really narrows things down.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24931919]That's the guy's email. I'm sure his cell number and stuff can be found on the web somewhere. If anyone is interested in blowing up his phone.[/QUOTE] Not like it matters, but I've been in your situation. I'm sorry for you for having to sit and feel weird about it. It's good you're trying to help, but you can't solve her problems, you need to get her to put in the effort to have him put in custody. Tell you're friend i'm sorry. Sike, that might be creepy. idk. Good luck though man.

[QUOTE=Zer0;24931924]It's cool, he watches Whose Line. That show kills everyones brain cells.[/QUOTE] well, i like that show.

[QUOTE=Zer0;24931986]Not like it matters, but I've been in your situation. I'm sorry for you for having to sit and feel weird about it. It's good you're trying to help, but you can't solve her problems, you need to get her to put in the effort to have him put in custody. Tell you're friend i'm sorry. Sike, that might be creepy. idk. Good luck though man.[/QUOTE] There's a bunch of us working to get him into custody, but he's a minor so the cops won't really try anything. [editline]10:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=JoeyZ;24931982]To be honest, I'm a bit intrigued by the fact he lives close to me. Finding a number shouldn't be that hard.[/QUOTE] Do you want the number? And you live in Va Beach as well?

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24931987]well, i like that show.[/QUOTE] I feel so much dumber and happy after watching a full episode. Yet I'm always smiling. [QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24932005]There's a bunch of us working to get him into custody, but he's a minor so the cops won't really try anything.[/QUOTE] Like i said. Sorry man, It's serious, but good luck. Tell her to talk to someone who'll listen and get authority involved. Counseler, phyciatrist. Idk, someone.

Doesn't seem like something you should ask fp to do.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24931554]So my friend's ex boyfriend keeps being a dumb ass. First, he rapes her after they break up. Then he paints a picture making it look like he's some sweet and innocent guy and she's a crazy ex who can't get over him. Now he's uploaded topless pictures of her to the internet, which is considered CP since she's underage. He used to sedn threatening Facebook messages to her all the time and when she said she was reporting him to the police he claims he was "hacked". He even hired a private detective who follows her around and tries to gather up evidence to make her seem like the bad person, and since the detective can't find anything he started asking her questions all the time that were obvious traps. ARGH! So pissed off at this asshole now. I found his email [email]theucantfindme@yahoo.com[/email], if anyone can do anything with it. Was hoping Facepunch could somehow help a poor girl who just wants to move on. I could provide Facebook information and cell phone number as well if anyone is THAT interested.[/QUOTE] I'm assuming you are a Guy. Hence the name Bryan? You know this guy? [B]Steps to Cure this problem:[/B] 1. Grow some Gonads. - if it's your friend, Stick up for her instead of complaining on Facepunch! 2. Grow some more Nads. - Learn to fight, I am assuming you don't know how to considering your asking for help rather than posting "Look what I f##ked up" 3. Get your Timing right. - With modern governments aslong as there are no witnesses you can beat the living hell out of him. 4. If he is armed with a knife. - take a baseball bat. 5. I did this with my cousin's bully...Take a trusted friend and "Kidnap" him, blindfold him or a sack over his head (not a plastic bag). take him somewhere out of site. e.g. an allyway, a woods. not too far or else you might get caught. Then either, Leave him there (tied up) for 24hrs and tell him constantly "Leave her alone". or you could just mentally torture him with sounds. take some plastic bottles and make sinister sounding noises. he will most likly start crying like a little bitch no matter how old he is. 6. make friends with him, (agree with what he says) until he thinks you are a good friend. When he trusts you enough and is really happy...Punch him in the face and laugh at him. Takes a while but ultimately satisfying. 7. Make an example, Beat up his friends when they are alone. All of the above work and they will get you alot of respect. Just make sure you get the message across to him to leave your friend alone. Is this Friend of your in the [B]UK[/B] or [B]US[/B]?

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24932005]And you live in Va Beach as well?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=144369&dateline=1284260139[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=298367&dateline=1284923267[/img]

if someone gets his ip adress, my l337 h4x0r friend can do something so his internet stops working. dont know what it's called but he does it to me a lot.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;24932035]Doesn't seem like something you should ask fp to do.[/QUOTE]FYI, raiding is pretty much forbidden on FP. OP, you would have been better off posting this in the GMF, as I'm sure it'd be okay there (piracy is, after all).

I'll just report him for nudity on his profile. I guess that could be true, right?

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;24931592]Facepunch isn't your personal army.[/QUOTE] Depends on who you ask, it's because of Punks like that, that my country is going down the shit pipes.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;24931554]So my friend's ex boyfriend keeps being a dumb ass. First, [b]he rapes her[/b] after they break up.[/QUOTE] what the fucking shit

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24932074]if someone gets his ip adress, my l337 h4x0r friend can do something so his internet stops working. dont know what it's called but he does it to me a lot.[/QUOTE] DoS?

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24932077]FYI, raiding is pretty much forbidden on FP. OP, you would have been better off posting this in the GMF, as I'm sure it'd be okay there (piracy is, after all).[/QUOTE] But the goldies are as helpful as headless scarf models.

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24932074]if someone gets his ip adress, my l337 h4x0r friend can do something so his internet stops working. dont know what it's called but he does it to me a lot.[/QUOTE] Sounds like your "friend" is an asshole.

Posting underage photos and mentioning of rape would pretty much throw him into jail, without any problems (unless he gets a damn good lawyer). Go to police and they'll just take it from there.

[QUOTE=acidcj;24932117]Sounds like your "friend" is an asshole.[/QUOTE] Or a fairly good resource for situations. Keep an openmind man.

If he has a car molotov it or smash the windows

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24932074]if someone gets his ip adress, my l337 h4x0r friend can do something so his internet stops working. dont know what it's called but he does it to me a lot.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure his internet would be one of the first places they look, and if they see it's been tampered with then evidence could be nulled.

[QUOTE=Zer0;24932139]Or a fairly good resource for situations. Keep an openmind man.[/QUOTE] Anyone with a good internet connection can just open up a LOIC and fire away. It's not that hard to do, but its really fucking annoying for the people on the receiving end. If your "friend" does it to you, you should get better friends.

1. Get wheelbarrow 2. fill with toilet paper 3. drench in gasoline 4. grab a wad 5. light on fire (wear gloves, do NOT get any gas on you) 6. Throw at his windows. Won't burn his house down, but will stick to his windows real good 7. Spraypaint on his house "REMEMBER REMEMBER" and run away