Absurd rhymes slurred and preferred heard stated intoxicated

[BLOODGA$M]

if you record yourself singing that, maybe with some hip hop beats or folksy acoustic in the background, I will come to America and fuck your sister.

[swat99]

Absurd? Is that really what you believe I am?
To hold back my unfeasible thoughts you'll need a dam
But without a enormous sum of money to disclose
My thoughts will rush out just to murder my foes
Like a hollow point bullet busting through your chest
Only thing that can save you is a bullet proof vest
But without all the rest of my own pound of cess
Ill be broke as a mothafucka sitting on the steps
Of the white house asking bout change to buy a quarter ounce
Get the money then i pounce, ready for the large amounts
Of currency that being a drug lord brings
Cant keep control its just busting out the seams
God forgive me for this life of crime
I dont really feel as if I'm worth your time
Wait, shit im an atheist.
Wtf am i talking bout god for on this shit?
I got no one to answer to for my sins
I had to do what need to be done to meet my ends
Now Im at the end of my life
Thinking bout all the strife
And all the problems caused
Extermination of Santa Clause

[Smooth-e]

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;25266893]if you record yourself singing that, maybe with some hip hop beats or folksy acoustic in the background, I will come to America and fuck your sister.[/QUOTE]

Uhh, but I don't have a sister, and you don't have a penis..

[BLOODGA$M]

Oh yes I do.
It's detachable :3:

[WulfMane]

Roll up on the scene choppin,
Headdies like a guillotine,
Foxx up in dis bitch,
Bustaz know not to fuck wit dis
Haters all up on my dick,
Jelly cause they can't compare,
To my pimpin', mackin', trippin',
Extradimentional devil shit

[QUOTE=Rediscover;25215596]my 415s woke up thee neighbors[/QUOTE]

It's 4 15's. Like four fifteens. I wish I could fit four fifteens in my Eclipse. :2bong:

[Rediscover]

i know, i just didnt space it out

[Meader]

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;25273938]Roll up on the scene choppin,
Headdies like a guillotine,
Foxx up in dis bitch,
Bustaz know not to fuck wit dis
Haters all up on my dick,
Jelly cause they can't compare,
To my pimpin', mackin', trippin',
Extradimentional devil shit

It's 4 15's. Like four fifteens. I wish I could fit four fifteens in my Eclipse. :2bong:[/QUOTE]

In case you didn't get it, I'm white. Still sounds like an awesome rap though.