My mom has a dildo in her bag and I am freaking out.
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Sell it on ebay.
"Used Dildo" - $30
The shit was like, just right there! I cant even fathom why it was there. My mom doesn't look like the person to do that....... I mean, it was like [b] right at the fucking top[/b]
[QUOTE=l33tkill;28880809]Sell it on ebay.
"Used Dildo" - $30[/QUOTE]
lol, olol.
EWW GURLS DONT DO DAT KIND OF STUF!!11c
[QUOTE=Kab2tract;28880732]Why?[/QUOTE]I'd rather know a girl fingers her pot than a guy
[QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;28880688]I now want to go downstairs and act like and kid and say "Mom, what is this?" and take it out and show her. But I don't want to embarrass her, maybe I will leave it alone.[/QUOTE]
"I'm twelve and what is this?"
Trade it with a dragon dildo.
You're being really immature. Is it really wrong for your mom to be sexual?
Put wood glue on it
I'm confused as to why it's in her purse. Is she going to be walking through the grocery store and think, I'm going to go rub one out in that empty aisle?
But yeah don't do anything about it man, that's just awkward to confront a parent about.
Hahaha, OP is a charlatan.
The dildo is an allegory to the will of the proletariat. He is visibly flustered that the workers are coming together to bring down the system of class. OP's mother is exploiting the workers, perpetuating myths that divide our society.
I declare you a liar and a scoundrel. Good day, sir.
Don't do anything, but just be safe in the knowledge that your dad can't satisfy your mother anymore.
Give it to me
Older persons still having a sex life?
[B]STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!![/B]
[QUOTE=blazingfly;28880653]Put some cayenne pepper on it.
:v:[/QUOTE]
Isn't a dildo like a finger... Except fatter? Who fingers themselves anyway besides women.
[editline]29th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;28880626]Argh, this isn't a joke :v: and I am not sticking anything up my ass except a finger when I'm bored.[/QUOTE]
Woops wrong quote. This is the correct quote
Well, she said sure. She wanted you to know she has a dildo in there. She needs a man to please her, you have been selected sir.
You will embark on a dangerious journey to the center of your mothers uterus. Here, you'll find 3 items. HPV, HIV and your unborn detached twin brother. You must take all 3 items and return to the safe zone in approximately twelve hundred hours. After we rendezvous, you will have to drop your pants. Then at that point, you must erect your manly piss pump to full size, and allow blood flow achieve 100% efficiency. take your vitamins Mr Macintosh, take these. The rest will come naturally to you.
God speed Mr Macintosh.
Replace the rocks in a rock climbing wall with dildos.
Then you can climb a legit wall of dicks.
I think the best thing to do is to laugh at her and make her feel really uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=SteelReal;28880926]You're being really immature. Is it really wrong for your mom to be sexual?[/QUOTE]
If your mom had a sex toy in her bag and you saw it, you would say in your head "well it's alright for her to be sexual :D" I didn't say anything was wrong with it, but it was out in the open for anyone to see.....
Although shocking at first, but this isn't really unnatural for women to have.
Funny read no matter OP, but this is normal considering the time we live in :v:
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No automerge? :frown:
she's going to use it on you bro watch your ass
maybe its a gift from a friend
Leave it there.
It's her shit, don't mess with it.
(Would you like your mom to search through your computer and publish every ashaming info she finds?)
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