• Some guy selling his unreleased book that "toples Star Wars, Harry Potter" on eBay for $2M
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[QUOTE=LaserOfDoom;28229643]-snip-[/QUOTE] Now this is worth $2 MIL.
Instead of buying titles let's put up a fund for this story
Oh yeah, well.. when I was little, I wrote Star Wars 7 for my practice SATs. It failed.
[quote]If you win this auction and decide you don't like the story, then you don't have to pay, and you will be refunded fully. [/quote] Tempted to buy it, refund it and post it here.
I find it funny how he just assumes its a masterpiece without even getting anyone elses opinion.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;28260970]I find it funny how he just assumes its a masterpiece without even getting anyone elses opinion.[/QUOTE] According to that logic I'm a platinum singer, writer, and sex star as well. Guess why else he wants to pay a ghost writer, take credit and claim to be this big great artist.
This guy's either an idiot con or an egomaniac. I'm curious as to what his story is. Hell, it may just be amazing. Exaggerated though.
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;28261277]This guy's either an idiot con or an egomaniac. I'm curious as to what his story is. Hell, it may just be amazing. Exaggerated though.[/QUOTE] It's a 300 page book full of blank pages. How existential.
10$ says it will suck.
[QUOTE=J!NX;28255161]He's got good ratings from what looks like fakes. [editline]24th February 2011[/editline] I would buy. Hot. let me edit his post to make it more accurate [code]I am selling my story that I have been creating for under one year. (not writing, but of nothing at all) It can not be compared to stories like Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Indiana Jones and other titles in those categories. This is a really shit story I have. This story needs to be completed by a professional writer or Ghost Writer. I am by no means a writer. (Meaning I didn't write a fucking thing and this is a huge waste of time) I would rather not sell it at all and just find investors to help hire a celebrity Ghost Writer, which would cost 250,000. The company that hires these writers out, guarantee the book to be a New York best seller. From my understanding, a celebrity ghost writer is someone who has written many books for others that have become "best sellers" and are at a point in their writing career to produce these best sellers often. But for me, finding an investor seems impossible, it takes money to make money. If George Lucas offered to sell his idea of Star Wars, would you have bought it? Just hit the "ask seller a question link" for more info. This is a serious auction, I'm not looking to rip anyone off. If you win this auction and decide you don't like the story, then you don't have to pay, and you will be refunded fully. I would like to meet in person so that I can pass my works on. I will share my story with someone in person only and not over the internet. My story is too non-existant to be spread publicly and will give a lot of new ideas for movies and book series that should belong to the buyer. ebay requires a physical object to be purchased. This is a bag of shit. This will be exchanged person to person. This story will bring in no fame and debt to anyone who takes it. I do not have money to hire a Ghost Writer and I do not want to die with this joke untold. If you win the auction; we would meet in person, you would sign a nondisclosure document so i can be protected if you back out, I would share the story. Then you would choose to keep the story or refuse it. If you refuse it you would get a 0% refund and I would be protected so that you can't fuck me over in the end. And for the people reading this post who think I'm crazy for asking this amount of money for it; I am.[/code][/QUOTE] "Hey sign this so I can keep al the monies if u dont like it cunt"
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;28258736]:10bux: says it's a vampire story[/QUOTE] :10bux: says it's an another twilight book
[QUOTE=Squad;28256409]Started off well, but towards the end you just completely quoted the matrix... You lost your creativity half way through. [/QUOTE] I'll be the first to admit that I just shoehorned the Matrix in there because I didn't know any other way to fit it in. It doesn't exactly mesh well with the other stuff.
book that brings infinite wealth and power to whoever owns it sounds like an scp
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;28229274]Free shipping! That will save me 10 dollars![/QUOTE] It seems like people bitch no matter what type of shipping they make it when it's a lot of money.. if it says "free shipping" they say that it doesn't matter because it's X million dollars. if it says "$x shipping cost" they say that the seller is a cheap skate or an idiot..
[QUOTE=Oecleus;28266023]It seems like people bitch no matter what type of shipping they make it when it's a lot of money.. if it says "free shipping" they say that it doesn't matter because it's X million dollars. if it says "$x shipping cost" they say that the seller is a cheap skate or an idiot..[/QUOTE] Do I need to show you that Sarah Palin signed Xbox 360 listing?
[QUOTE=LaserOfDoom;28229643]Ok, I've thought about how his story starts now. Indiana Potter was just like any other kid. Except he wasn't. He was destined to defeat Lord Sauron Vadermort and his army of Storm Eaters to help the Rebel Fellowship of the Ring toss the one ring back into Mount Doom, which was in India and defended by Nazis and Orcs but loaded with ancient treasure. He went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Jedi Training, where he learned how to use magic, as well as space magic also known as the Force. This was his life, until one day he went to Hogwarts and there he met somebody new. He wore a long trenchcoat and dark sunglasses. He told Indiana Potter he was the one. Indie was annoyed, saying, "I'm already like 4 or 5 different chosen ones here, why do I need to be any more?" The new man, who introduced himself as Morpheus said, "What if I told you your whole life was a computer simulation and all those other chosen titles are complete bullshit?" Indie didn't know how to answer. Morpheus continued, bringing out two different colored pills, "You take the blue pill and the story ends. Well this story anyway you have a shitton of others here I guess. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."[/QUOTE] This made my day :D
[QUOTE=Nerolus;28223387]Well the story starts out, "There once was a man from Nantucket..."[/QUOTE] Whose dick was so long he could suck it
I smell a scam...
You're a wizard, Anakin
i just bought it with my moms credit card guys, it's a glitch wait it really is going through oh fuck oh fuck we're gonna be poor
Guys, we could make a lot of money with this. He said that if you don't like it, you: [i][b]don't have to pay[/b][/i] and [i][b]will be refunded[/b][/i]. Bid $5M, don't pay, tell him you don't like it, he owes you $5M.
[QUOTE=Lifeslash;28268302]i just bought it with my moms credit card guys, it's a glitch wait it really is going through oh fuck oh fuck we're gonna be poor[/QUOTE] Whaoo your moms credit card have a limit of several millions dollars? I'm jealous
It's the script of ep3.
Read it as "topless" and still consider it to be topless.
[QUOTE=LaserOfDoom;28229643]Ok, I've thought about how his story starts now. Indiana Potter was just like any other kid. Except he wasn't. He was destined to defeat Lord Sauron Vadermort and his army of Storm Eaters to help the Rebel Fellowship of the Ring toss the one ring back into Mount Doom, which was in India and defended by Nazis and Orcs but loaded with ancient treasure. He went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Jedi Training, where he learned how to use magic, as well as space magic also known as the Force. This was his life, until one day he went to Hogwarts and there he met somebody new. He wore a long trenchcoat and dark sunglasses. He told Indiana Potter he was the one. Indie was annoyed, saying, "I'm already like 4 or 5 different chosen ones here, why do I need to be any more?" The new man, who introduced himself as Morpheus said, "What if I told you your whole life was a computer simulation and all those other chosen titles are complete bullshit?" Indie didn't know how to answer. Morpheus continued, bringing out two different colored pills, "You take the blue pill and the story ends. Well this story anyway you have a shitton of others here I guess. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."[/QUOTE] Make a book. Now.
It's going to be a sequel to this [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/400916-Most.-Disturbing.-Picturebook.-Ever[/url].
The main character wakes up on a table in an underground bunker. He sees a fat, bald guy named Sidorovich standing over him. Sidorovich helps the MC up, then hands him a PDA he says he found on the MC. The PDA has one item on the task list: "Kill Indiana Potter". He then says that he saved the MC's life, and he didn't do it for brownie points from heaven. Then Sidorovich hands the MC a crappy blaster and tells him a group of nearby Nazis have captured a courier working for him. He wants that courier rescued and the Nazis dead.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;28272441]When did S.T.A.L.K.E.R. come into this. No seriously, WHEN.[/QUOTE] NOW [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/2569/original/Blowout_soon.jpg?1272580242[/img]
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;28272441]When did S.T.A.L.K.E.R. come into this. No seriously, WHEN.[/QUOTE] My ass
Free shipping, what a steal.
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