[QUOTE=anarchist;27955082]Pah, you didnt even try.. problem is pretty much EVERYONE is distracted by the internet, mobiles, tv... makes it hard to just relax and concentrate on your meditation sesh.[/QUOTE]
And that comes from someone with an avatar that says "DUB MOTHERFUCKING STEP"
[QUOTE=blazingfly;27955884]I visualized all my chakras coming together into one huge ultra chakra, and accidentally created a portal into the nether dimension.
Shit, guys, there are like demons in my room.[/QUOTE]
Quick, arrange 1 stick and 2 iron chunks vertically.
op i made a banner for this thread
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[QUOTE=MenteR;27955947]op i made a banner for this thread
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/b7ad7192d421fce68e9259218cfceb84.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
lol yaiez it workded
tiem to hav tea wif mai noow orangihzzz
On a more serious comment, last time I saw an orange it wasn't 3/4 the size of a human head.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;27956340]lol yaiez it workded
tiem to hav tea wif mai noow orangihzzz
On a more serious comment, last time I saw an orange it wasn't 3/4 the size of a human head.[/QUOTE]
You're eating the wrong oranges then. :V
Ah, you mean clementines, those are very VERY small.
Also, did anyone else notice the root chakra looks like a very sore anus? :colbert:
sitting in silence and consulting my thoughts relaxes me.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;27956340]lol yaiez it workded
tiem to hav tea wif mai noow orangihzzz
On a more serious comment, last time I saw an orange it wasn't 3/4 the size of a human head.[/QUOTE]
Yes. Oranges are the hardest part of meditation. Breathing blue water can be a hazard and you can die too. Start with breathing "green". You can assume what I'm talking about.
[QUOTE=OvB;27955651]I'd say seeing a quality licensed Chiropractor and actually getting pressure taken off your spinal chord would do a lot more than meditation for your back and general well being.[/QUOTE]
im a quality licensed chiropractor.. everyone else is as well :v:
Are you aware that chiropractics is also witch-doctory? they have a much better reputation than normal alternative medicines for some reason, and everyone seems to think they are legitimate. They arnt even doctors in any sense
[QUOTE=Icedshot;27956463]im a quality licensed chiropractor.. everyone else is as well :v:
Are you aware that chiropractics is also witch-doctory? they have a much better reputation than normal alternative medicines for some reason, and everyone seems to think they are legitimate. They arnt even doctors in any sense[/QUOTE]
Aren't you the kind of doctor who sticks needles in people? :buddy:
[QUOTE=TentuZero;27956388]Ah, you mean clementines, those are very VERY small.
Also, did anyone else notice the root chakra looks like a very sore anus? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Dunno, around my country all oranges have a clementine-ish size, no bigger than 1/2 of a head. On-topic, that's the blood ball you have to shit to gather its contents.
[editline]I'M CHOKING[/editline]
Shit guys, help me! I'm choking, I attempted to breathe in my Indigo chakra because I was chillin' all like cool in the Indigo room and then I used super sniff then ajjhgk I'm chokinnnnnnngfgbvsrbgs89rjgj7yr9t7shgjuvkchg85r7yjvbcjhg7rdtdfoyfjudiocgjg
R.I.P Sgt. Lulz
September 2009 - February 2011
May your avatar thrust in Heaven.
Well, no wonder. Your oranges are 1/2 the size of your head. Breathing them out is pretty tough.
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Buddhist meditation is quite different, but meditation overall is great.
[QUOTE=MenteR;27956581]Well, no wonder. Your oranges are 1/2 the size of your head. Breathing them out is pretty tough.[/QUOTE]
K guys, I'm back.
All the root chakra I shat, the throat chakra I puked and the crowns I wore made me come back to life magically.
But all 3 tasted like shit.
[QUOTE=Icedshot;27956463]im a quality licensed chiropractor.. everyone else is as well :v:
Are you aware that chiropractics is also witch-doctory? they have a much better reputation than normal alternative medicines for some reason, and everyone seems to think they are legitimate. They arnt even doctors in any sense[/QUOTE]
While it may not be all that the chiropractors themselves live it up to be, it can help a lot more than most alternative medicines, or meditating. Having stress in your spine can put pressure on your nervous system and chiropractic treatments have been shown to alleviate this pressure which has a direct impact on whatever it is those particular nerves relay messages to. Also, chiropractors can (at least temporarily) relieve skeletal and joint pains. If you've ever cracked your neck or back, you've essentially done a self chiropractic adjustment.
I actually went to a chiropractor to see if I could get rid of this bad neck pain I had for about two weeks. She took x-rays and ran some other tests and basically found I have very small case of scoliosis, and that my neck sticks out to far forward. (I've never been able to tilt my head down very far whilst being able to tilt it back exceptionally far, but I never really put much thought into this). Anyways, after the first adjustment on my neck (not the nasty twisty cracky thing you've probably seen, she used a jackhammer looking thing on me) I noticed I could breath out of my left nostril about an hour later. This is significant because I haven't been able to breath out of my left nostril for 6 years, and I've always had sinus troubles. Feels good to get the shit popped anyways so i'll take chiropractic over meditation like this any day.
Fuckin' witchcraft I tells ya.
[editline]9th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TentuZero;27956501]Aren't you the kind of doctor who sticks needles in people? :buddy:[/QUOTE]
The kind of doctor that cracks your bones.
[QUOTE=anarchist;27954890]Blah blah blah hippietalk blah blah world peace blah blah[/QUOTE]
Fuck that, I'd rather take a nap on the couch.
[quote]The kind of doctor that cracks your bones.[/QUOTE]
Never mind, I was thinking of an acupuncturist. :buddy:
[QUOTE=OvB;27956806]-snip-[/QUOTE]
If you have an actual problem with your spine or something similar, then chiropractors are actually fairly good, but they also believe that illnesses are caused by a maladjustment of your spine (flu). Ever thought you could cure flu by shuffling your discs around?
[QUOTE=chipset;27954903]Its all placebo.[/QUOTE]
nobody ever denied that the effects of a purely mental activity were anything but mental.
Guise
Try ripping your heart out so you can get all the green Chakra you can get.
I assure it works wait oh god I'm bleeding the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ck out of my body help help help
Srs, this thread sucks.
[QUOTE=Icedshot;27957050]If you have an actual problem with your spine or something similar, then chiropractors are actually fairly good, but they also believe that illnesses are caused by a maladjustment of your spine (flu). Ever thought you could cure flu by shuffling your discs around?[/QUOTE]
It all depends on the person you see really.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;27955577]Just have a wank and a fag mate[/QUOTE]
Just did that, feels good man.
It doesn't just have to be placebo, though. Just releasing all stress for a while by calming down.
[QUOTE=TentuZero;27956501]Aren't you the kind of doctor who sticks needles in people? :buddy:[/QUOTE]
That'd be acupuncture. Or maybe a heroin doctor?
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Hella jeff can breathe out oranges too
there he goe's....
we have.
LIFDOFF
I thought this was just going to be about calming yourself through meditation, not this chakra stuff.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;27956504]
Shit guys, help me! I'm choking, I attempted to breathe in my Indigo chakra because I was chillin' all like cool in the Indigo room and then I used super sniff then ajjhgk I'm chokinnnnnnngfgbvsrbgs89rjgj7yr9t7shgjuvkchg85r7yjvbcjhg7rdtdfoyfjudiocgjg
R.I.P Sgt. Lulz
September 2009 - February 2011
May your avatar thrust in Heaven.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;27957105]I assure it works wait oh god I'm bleeding the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ck out of my body help help help[/QUOTE]
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I read "root" and I saw this in my head.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/41573_2204843392_3055_n.jpg[/img]
All I can say is, I'll be having fun with my Root Chakra tonight. :q:
[QUOTE=anarchist;27954890](it is all about imagination)[/QUOTE]
OP, you've bought in to a load of bull. Like Chakras. And Heaven. And supernatural things.
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